I’d like to give this festering organisation the biggest cunting possible. Not content with fucking up the banking system a while back and forcing me to change my bank, their evil empire extends to retail, insurance and funeral services. They’ve always been proud of their involvement in the local community. As their slogan goes- “It’s what we do.” At one time this was probably very noble involving good causes such as animal, elderly people and health charities.

Today, their main involvement is supporting the LB Gin and tonic community with the emphasis on Gay Pride.

Apparently, 1% of their revenue goes on “good causes”. This makes my fuckin’ blood boil. I never shop at the Co-op, but how many self respecting heteros knowing this could shop at this fuckin’ store?

Their latest stunt is an advert for strawberries where the proceeds are going to transgender causes. It features a tranny eating strawberries. If you really want to be put off from this fruit for life, click on this link and go to the second photo:

https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2019/07/now-disgruntled-conservatives-boycotting-grocery-advertisement-strawberries/

Pass the sick bucket. What next? 10% off with Co-op Funeral Services if you bury your transgender stiff with us? After all it’s what We Do.

Fuck orff you twattish cunts.

Nominated by Bertie Blunt Ubercunt

I’d like to nominate “Give up work and become an online millionaire!” YouTube shills for a cunting.

Remember when YouTube’s incessant ads were simply gambling promotions or “free” Zombie Apocalypse games (that picked the pockets of the hard of understanding via in-app purchases)? Not anymore.

Now every ad (well enforced 5 seconds of it) are lying shills telling everyone to pack in their job and become an internet millionaire, it’s simple!

– Ok, how?
– Whoa there buddy, there’s a few things you need to know before you embark on an easy life paved with gold!
– How?
– Look, sign up to my (clic-bait) site and I’ll send you some free videos explaining what to do.
– Hmmm, watched them, they told me fuck all (other than how great and easy being a t’interweb millionaire is), so… HOW!?!
– Sure just send $50 or $99 or $whatever to my PayPal account and I’ll send you the secret!

And will this secret reveal any more on the “How?” – will it fuck!

Now anyone of a certain age will remember the unwanted Reader’s Digest bullshit that darkened your letterbox every few months or so.
In there, there would be at least one “Get Rich Quick!” scheme pamphlet which offered a “free pack” on getting started, just send an A4 self addressed envelope with a £10 postal order (never cheque) to cover the postage to…

Several weeks later, if at all, your 10p, 2nd class stamped envelope returns with a single sheet of paper inside with the “you’ve been had” information cleverly disguised as some meaningless babble about stocks and shares. Or some such nonsense. These YouTube shills are the modern equivalent of these confidence tricksters.

Anyone gullible enough to fall for this e-bullshit deserves everything they get! If any roads are paved with gold then it’s fucking iron pyrites! However, should you ever be tempted, know this: the only cunts becoming millionaires online are the cunts selling this bullshit!

Hell is too good for them, and the digital sheep idiots who believe them.

Cunts!

Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt!

DANNY DYER “ACTOR” (SO HE SAYS)

A lights-camera-action-duckie cunting please for hammy soap actor Danny Dyer, recently star of a “sexting” scandal when he sent a tart a photo of himself in his undercrackers, just before his wedding to another old bag.

When Mr Dyer is not applying his light Egyptian foundation and lipstick to appear on BBCs ‘NeverEnders’ soap, he is busy trying to pretend he really is his Cockney wanker alter ego he plays on TV by coming out with “edgy” remarks against Brexiteers:-.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/9684755/danny-dyer-boris-johnson-alien-jibe/

I am sure this worries the BBC not a jot when you consider they put up with crisp flogger and ancient sportsman Gary Linecunt, and can never wait to interview Dominic Grieve and professional hag Anna Soubry, but it should concern them that this untalented amateur actor laddie *earns* too much and works too little that he has time for his attention seeking antics, proving to anyone who might be watching what a slimy little motherfucker he is.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

A environmentally friendly cunting for the big con known as Carbon Offsetting.

Previous noms have examined the Environmental subject with some cheering on the global warrior St Greta, bless her little socks.

The celebs who tell us we have to reduce our carbon footprint by jetting around the world, say that they can justify this action because they are carbon offsetting, yippee!

Let us assume for the sake of this argument that Carbon is bad and increasing the levels in the here and now is a disaster… how the fuck will carbon offsetting have any effect? These projects are either saving trees by buying up land to prevent the trees being chopped down or burnt or to fund renewable energy sources or plant new trees.

Here we have the problem. The carbon goes into the atmosphere, that is easy, but to take it out is another issue all together. We have the renewable energy projects, these are FUTURE projects, some of which will happen with or without carbon offsetting. The buying of land to protect existing trees, the trees are already there so are doing their job anyway and planting new trees will not be at full throttle for years.

Its a con. These cunts who jet around and say its ok because we are carbon offsetting are just lying to themselves. If they really wanted to practice what they preach, don’t fucking fly in the first place!

Nominated by sick of it

A woman by the name of Ghada Mohamed needs an urgent cunting.

She is a member of a group called the Lincoln Muslim Sisters Forum and is asking non-Muslim girls in Lincolnshire to wear a hijab for a day, to raise awareness of discrimination. It’s amazing how often these peacefuls complain of discrimination against them, whilst overlooking the discrimination against non-Muslims in Islamic countries and also here in Europe.

Her stupid campaign isn’t going to:
• urge Muslim men not to groom vulnerable white girls, drugging, abusing and raping them
• stop some Muslim men from calling white girls “sluts” for wearing mini-skirts and other normal clothes and assaulting men who follow the Gayness
• stop women from being forced to wear these rags of oppression by their unenlightened husbands, fathers, brothers and cousins
• change medieval laws in countries like Saudi Arabia, Iran and Pakistan which discriminate against women
• stop stonings of women accused of adultery in shitholes like Somalia, whilst allowing the men to walk free

It is about time that some of these peacefuls learn to understand our culture and customs and try to fit in with us. And, if they don’t want to do that, there are about 58 Muslim-majority countries where they can fuck off to and wear their rags of oppression…but they won’t be going to any of those countries because they won’t get their welfare benefits, free healthcare and education.

Ghada Mohamed is a cunt and she can fuck off!

Nominated by Hard Brexit Cunt