Telstra, a privatised state telecommunications industry, though the government still owns 17%, has all the inefficiency of a state owned dinosaur coupled with the spendthrift greed of a corporate monolith.

I stopped using their mediocre services decades ago, when I abandoned my landline for a mobile.

There’s a concrete telephone cable cover that has been broken for years. It’s at least 50 years old and some cunt probably parked on it (it says PMG, post master general which existed before Telecom/Telstra.) Two months ago, rather than replace the concrete cover, they placed a yellow fence frame with their logo preventing people from falling into it. I’ve seen a few around and am confounded….the frame which someone will eventually steal would cost more than a piece of concrete.

WTF?

Nominated by Shackledragger cunt

Emmanuel Macron, micro-cocked, prick-faced, granny-shagging, garlic-sniffing President of F.

He finds the English language “distressing”…and is trying to pass legislation to reduce its usage.

OK, not the first time ‘Les Frouzes’ have done this, but perhaps the squalid little turd needs to be reminded, forcibly (and repeatedly) with an oversize surgical steel pineapple up his back cunt, that his cuntry had its smelly arse saved by UK troops, ANZAC troops, and US troops, all of whom spoke…English.

Piss off, prickface.

Nominated by HBelindaHubbard

The trilling Canadian who brought us 10,000 years of ‘My Heart Will Go On’ is now so skeletal she looks like Mrs Tweedy from Chicken Run. Why should this be irksome? Well that isn’t particularly bothersome, but her endorsement of a gender neutral clothing line called ‘NuNuNu’ is insidious. Trawl through NuNuNu’s Instagram and you will see children dressed in pentagrams and Baphomet heads.

Here is a link to the Vigilant Citizen’s article on this Nununu garbage. Yes I realise quoting this article puts me in the barmy zone, but they do make a good point! Just look at that weird shit they have kids wearing! Fair enough, goodbye to blue and pink, but a goat head?

https://vigilantcitizen.com/latestnews/something-is-terribly-wrong-with-celine-dions-genderless-clothing-line/

Nominated by Cuntologist

You will have never heard of him, I never had, and that’s because he’s just some bloke who’s blind. Well I say just some bloke, he’s an outdoor rock climber, a pretty good one too. None of these things make him a cunt though.

He’s currently applying for a guide dog, because he doesn’t want to rely on his girlfriend to get to work in the winter. Again, fair enough this is not cuntishness. However, he wants a husky guide dog rather than a Labrador so he can go on expeditions to Greenland and such with it….That’s right, not content with putting yourself in danger, you now want to kill a guide dog at the same time.

He said he didn’t just want a normal guide dog because it “wouldn’t be able to do as much as he wanted it to do”. Well, that’s probably because they’re trained to go to the bank, remember the way home and not get you run over when crossing the road. Not go on your death trip adventures. If you want to go put yourself in dangerous situations for fun take another idiot human being with you, don’t endanger a dog’s life just because you want to feel empowered.

Cunt.

Nominated by elboobio

15 July 2019
England’s cricketers blow away rivals Australia by 8 wickets in the semi final of the World Cup. A swaggering display by our heroes sees them breeze past our bitterest rivals, on the way to a first world championship.

5 Aug 2019
Australia crushes England by 251 runs in the first Ashes test of the summer. A second innings batting display of staggering ineptitude sees England bowled out for 146, leaving them in the all-too-familiar position of having to chase the series after losing the first test.

Normal service is resumed on the part of our chocolate teapots. Heroes to zeros in the space of three weeks. Cunts; for committing the ultimate sporting sin of not merely losing, but surrendering abjectly, to those charmless cockheads.

25 Aug 2019

After another ignominious first innings display, England’s on the ropes. Then Ben Stokes comes over all Botham, and pisses on the Aussies’ chips. grown men from Perth to Sydney cry into their beer. Fucking hell, heroes again, at least for a week.

PS. Smith, Warner and Bancroft are cheating cunts in addition to being regulation Aussie-type cricketer cunts.

Nominated by Ron Knee