Greetings once more, fellow cunters. I’m back from another spell abroad (a delightful break with friends who live in Spain) to find on return to Blighted, sorry Blighty, that it’s a case of ‘the more things change, the more they stay the same’, at least on the Brexit front. It seems that those duplicitous dogs the SNP, together with the Limp Dicks, Liebour, and rogue ex-Tories and Liebour, have been hatching a plot to oust BoJo and put a ‘caretaker’ government, or as they grandiosely prefer to call it, a *cough* ‘Government of National Unity’ in place.

The joke is that the plan has fallen through, because about the only thing that this parcel of rogues is ‘united’ about is that they really can’t agree on anything, in particular who should replace BoJo in the hot seat. The much talked of ‘no confidence’ vote is now off the table, at least for a while, as the back-stabbing rats manoeuvre and scheme some more. Just remember, you wankstains, that the eyes of seventeen point four million Leavers are all over you like a bad suit.

You’ve only really got two choices here, my friends. Laugh hysterically, or sob uncontrollably. I choose the former, as contempt and ridicule are all that this scum warrant.

‘Government of National Unity’? Ah, the delicious irony of the situation. The bastards are going to unite the country. I’d give it a week before the shithouses were at each others’ throats. Gawd ‘elp us.

Nominated by Ron Knee

A nomination for the University of Edinburgh which is due to host an ‘anti-racism’ event, where white people will be barred from asking questions.

The conference has been organised by the ‘Resisting Whiteness’ group which opposes racism and describes itself as a QTPOC (Queer and Trans People of Colour) organisation. Apparently, there will be two “safe spaces” at the event one of which will bar entry to white people. The safe places are meant for those who feel “overwhelmed/overstimulated or uncomfortable”.

The conference aims to “amplify the voices of people of colour” and the organisers say: “We will therefore not be giving the microphone to white people during the Q&As, not because we don’t think white people have anything to offer to the discussion, but because we want to amplify the voices of people of colour.”

Well here’s my amplified voice: ‘FUCK OFF’

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Edinburgh University are deserving of an urgent cunting. Today (Saturday 28th September), the University has hosted a day long conference on racism. That in itself is no bad thing. However, the group running the conference go by the name ‘Resisting Whiteness’, which is not in any way racist, is it? Apparently, they’re having two safe spaces (god damn snowflakes), one of which is closed to white people. To be fair though, the Uni claims that BOTH safe spaces will be open to all, though whether that’s true remains to be seen. Personally, I think any white person daring to enter the one that was supposed to be closed to whiteys will be about welcome as a fart in a spacesuit.

The worst thing about this event though is that although it’s advertised as being open to all, white people are banned from asking questions. If they wish to ask a question or make a statement, they must first address it to a member of the panel, who will then ignore…I mean, address it. So, a conference that is supposed to be about ending racism, is not being at all racist by banning white people from asking questions. The left really have no concept of irony, do they? Incidentally, this group, Resisting Whiteness, describe themselves as “TPOC”. Which apparently means Transgender People of Colour.

Who, at that university, thought it either a good idea, or entirely appropriate, to allow a group whose name suggests that they themselves are racists to hold an event about racial discrimination that clearly racially discriminates against the ethnic majority of the UK? Who? Because that person is an utter cunt.

Welcome to 2019 folks, where white people are evil and every other race can do no fucking wrong. I’m sick of this shit, I really am. I’ve mentioned before that I happen to be married to a black woman. But to cretins like Resisting Whiteness, that would somehow make me even more racist. Well, fuck that. I’m not playing their game anymore. I will not be made to feel like I’m responsible for slavery and any other kind of oppression of minorities, when I’m not. Especially when these cunts, in the case of slavery, conveniently ignore the fact that black slavery was happening in Central and West Africa for centuries before Europeans arrived.

It’s a simple fact that those who scream racist and bigot every five seconds, are the biggest racists and bigots around. They’re just too cowardly to admit it.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

A special Brighton, Wish You Were Here Festival cunting please, for one of the ugliest skanks in the festering heap of rotting horse manure called The Labour Party. At “Conference” (they like it spelled with a capital “C”, just to show how *important* it is) this back of a bus wannabe has decided that “we”, that is “us”, have to make “massive reparations” for slavery, which of course is a burning issue amongst lefty SJW’s since the appalling events took place a mere two or three centuries ago.

Of course this isn’t the sole demand, of course not: Menopausal wimmin must be given time off work. How much time, she says not, but of course Dawn, anything you say dear (I suppose the change is affecting her badly). She says in her speech that they (Labour Corbynistas and pansy Blairite Labour) have to “get their shit together”. Dawn should know..all she ever produces is shit.

But we mustn’t be too judgemental. Under the Corbyn paradise we will all get FREE prescriptions. I agree that £9 an item is too high, but from £9 to nothing? Where are they going to find the money, especially when they are going to renationalize the railways and every public utility. Perhaps she and they imagine it will all come out of the money they will save from scrapping OFSTED.

The problem is a lot of Guardian and Mirror readers will fall for this crap. Polly Toynbee is probably creaming her knickers as I write. The BBC will be finding the kid gloves to gently handle the macabre ghosts of the 1940’s who will infest their studios during Conference, and they will be dealt with gently and earnestly.

If Labour really do want to govern again, they really should wake up from this absurd outlandish dream they have been living for years.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

A Tena-lady, piss stained bloomers cunting for fading MP Amber Rudd, who has done a Beckett by positioning herself as a “caretaker prime minister” if the mincing cunts at Westminster manage to overthrow Boris:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10014789/amber-rudd-caretaker-pm-boris/

This disingenuous old traitor hangs on in her constituency by the skin of her teeth, so I suppose she feels she will have achieved something in her lack-lustre career to spend her last weeks in parliament resting her shitty arse in the PM position.

Labour are delighted about Miss Dudd – as well they might be – she is as determined to stay in the EU as Dame Keir and no doubt he will be licking her pissflaps along with Hilary.

They will conveniently forget Rudd has failed in every job she has ever taken on.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs