An inaugural cunting for what is sure to be the most annoying 9 year-old since Macaulay Culkin or Harry and Wills.

The boy and his fat tongued, lisping father – who after spending all his book advances buying his mother more Botox and torching all the franchise money of stupid people that paid him to put Jamie’s on their door – are now doing a cooking show on YouTube.

Have not seen a family more desperate for media attention since the Irwins.

I would Love to see those Sheriffs come in and clear the cunts kitchen out to pay his debts, live on YouTube.

I am certain in time Buddy will have so many nominations he will make the wall.

Nominated by King Cunt

A finger-wagging, side-of-the-nose touching cunting for Armchair ‘Experts’, please.

You know the type: watched a few war films, played ‘Tour Of Duty-Cunt Ops’, suddenly an expert on all subjects warfare. BA pilots strike, they’re experts on flying ‘cos they’ve never crashed their PC’s flight simulator. Grenfell fire? If they’d been there, everyone would have got out alive and they’d have put the fire out with a CO2 extinguisher. Nursing? Anyone could do that. Ambulance pulls up, they crawl out of the wood-work. Found on newspaper forums and ‘phone-in shows fucking EVERYWHERE. The Daily Mail breeds the cunts. One or two, possibly one, using different logins, even frequent this fine site, (you know who you are, you cunt), until Admin catches up with them.

Best case I’ve had recently was an ‘expert’ at a sudden death we went to. Obviously deceased, hypostasis, pupils fixed and dilated; in pops the neighbour and comes out with “I’ve been a first aider for years, why aren’t you starting resuscitation?” We’re a paramedic crew, for fucks sake!!! We were (almost) lost for words, as he was shown the door.

Funny how all ‘Experts’ don’t do the job they’re ‘experts’ at, isn’t it? Cunts to a man/woman.

Nominated by DCI Gene Cunt

A nomination for Benjamin Butterworth.

A tiresome, soyboy twat who has written for the Grauniad and the ‘Independent’ – this alone makes him worthy of a cunting, but the actual subject of this nomination is his appearance on breakfast TV, where he was given a good roasting by Piers Morgan. Apparently, some ‘expert’ in a BBC video has produced a list of 100 different gender identities, which this twat Butterworth is endorsing, even though he doesn’t even know what most of them are, as Piers pointed out. See the exchange here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDT-Yj5n6zE

There are two possible identities for Butterworth, Cunt, or CIS Cunt, either one will do.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Hold the front page and read all abaht it please, for pretty but batty journalist, Charlotte, who has suddenly remembered 20 years after the event, and on the first day of the Conservative Conference, that Boris allegedly had a fuddle-duddle under the table with her one day in 1999.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49877508

Of course, Justine Greening, the lovely lezzie (well she is prettier than Angela Eagle) and Amber Dudd – two wimmin soon to leave Westminster – are outraged, along with Steptoe’s sisterhood.

I have no idea why her memory went into limbo for 20 years…could it be that Ms. Edwardes is another desperate Remoaner? Did Dame Keir or Gaylord Adonis – or even Granny Grieve (perish the thought) put the wench up to it?

I have one piece of advice for Ms. Edwards: hush, hush sweet Charlotte, or shut the fuck up.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Wimpey Homes!

Buying up plots of greenfield, brownfield and commercial land on the outskirts of a village or small town near you.

These shareholder pleasing profit driven cunts are raping the local landscape down South and rapidly changing the local landscape in the name of profits, whilst labouring the already pressed local infrastructure. All ably assisted by the powers of local councils’ who under their gov sanctioned ‘Local plans’ are swiftly approving all such developments as fast as the planning board can stuff the well packed brown envelopes into their back pockets…

Wimpey have bought out local businesses here and swiftly bulldozed the entire plot, levelled it and prepped it for building, even delivering bricks to one site, all with no planning permission yet granted. Local business gone, jobs gone, high volume commerce site gone. Wimpey are just sitting on the now wasteland site waiting for planning permission..

Bunch of cunts, should have stuck to the burgers!

Nominated by Cuntry Cunt