Peaky Blinders (BBC TV show)

Peaky Blinders is a cunt of a series, isn’t it?

Typical Al Beeb money-saving, budget tv: same grimy road shots, same fire blasting out of the same furnace, same pub and canal angles, shoestring bollocks. However, they didn’t spend the saved cash on writers.

In Peaky “Fookin” Blinders’ first couple of series it was daft: Sam Neill was a charmless Northern Irish policeman (Al Beeb not sympathetic to Narrthern Oireland); Winston Churchill wandering about, being corrupt, paying off people (Al Beeb never sympathetic to Winnie); Benjamin Zephaniah as a Rasta poet …erm, frequent in 1919 Birmingham (Al Beeb not sympathetic to historical truth).

Cillian Murphy is a boring actor. Lots of slow-motion shots of his Holocaust cheek-bones looking like Skeletor-in-a-flatcap while Auntie Polly acts like she’s the matriarch from Scouse comedy ‘Bread’.

Then it went ludicrous: Tom Hardy as a hammy, swaggering Jewish butcher; a token pretty millionairess who falls for the Skeletor bad guy; a lovely camp of gýppos, charming but poor, strong pîkey values, but moral and Zzzz….

Now it has a bigger Netflix budget for liberalism: Oswald Moseley storylines, Britain bad, foreigners good, etc. The writer even talks about, “the rise of nationalism, populism, fascism, racism blah blah – a huge sweep across the world… And you look at the world now.

https://www.radiotimes.com/news/tv/2019-07-24/peaky-blinders-creator-says-series-5-oswald-mosley-storyline-is-chilling-and-will-remind-us-of-consequences/

Maybe, not such a great idea.” Zzzz.

Let’s not even begin to talk about the wonky accents..it’d be like sticking a pin in a map of the British Isles.

It’s had some decent bits, but has succumbed to the inevitable finger-wagging, moralising horse-shit. Thank goodness Al Beeb is there to correct our thoughts. From silly enjoyable drama to crippling mediocrity.

Peaky “PC” Blinders.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

The Middle East

I’m sick to bloody death of hearing those three little words ‘the Middle East’. It’s a term that has become synonymous with misery, violence, and corruption.

For decades, if not centuries, the region has been wracked by political instability and religious intolerance, often exacerbated by meddling and interference by one or other of ‘the major powers’ in pursuit of their own interests. Despotic, tin pot regimes abound, propped up by fabulous oil wealth or religious fanaticism, or both.

Wars, civil wars, and insurrections are the order of the day from Iraq to Syria via Yemen and Kurdistan. Israel is locked in a state of perpetual hostility with her ‘neighbours’. All of this has generated a huge ‘refugee’ crisis which has placed a massive burden not just on the likes of Jordan and Lebanon, but which has spilled over into Europe, fuelling tensions here.

Now, with Iran hijacking shipping in the Persian Gulf and (allegedly) attacking Saudi oil installations with drones, we’re told that The Don’s trigger finger is getting itchy, and that the region’s once again ‘near to war’. There’s a surprise.

The Middle East’s a stinking shithouse. What a cunt.

Nominated by Ron Knee

The 1975

The 1975.

No not the year, I wasn’t alive then so can’t comment. I’m talking about the supposedly environmentally conscious pop band by the name ‘the 1975’.

There’s a few reasons for these new age, beta male, rent boys being cunts. The two I’m going to highlight, are for being hypocrites and for putting a recorded essay on their album from ISAC’s favourite climate mong, Greta ‘fetal alcohol syndrome’ Thurnberg.

Of all people, David Davies actually called these soy drinking, soft lads out by asking how they planned to travel for their world tour given their concerns over carbon emissions. Of course they have not replied.

Unsurprisingly, there were social media warriors quick to defend them, saying that the band and Greta, were working hard to try and make the world a better place. What, by jetting around the world to take in millions of pounds from doe eyed sheep who’ll listen to any shite that’s supposedly music, or from a 16 year old, retarded, school truant who’s sailing to America on a £4 million super yacht to preach about too many cars on the road?

Fucking wankers.

Nominated by elboobio

Films

So I glanced the septic tank that is Twitter today to see numerous reactions to the upcoming “blockbuster” ‘Terminator Dark Fate’, the second trailer. The reactions were all positive. I was intrigued. I watched and….

* I couldn’t believe how bad the dialogue and acting was from Linda Hamilton
* The special effects are outclassed by ‘Terminator 2’, released in the early 90s.
*Oh there is Arnold, looking old, bored and just wanting the nice pay cheque. Looks like he’s baking a shit too.
*Why does every “blockbuster” trailer these days have the same booming sounding effect, like a synthesised trumpet or a super mutant turbo elephant farting into a galactic sized test tube.
*And why is that followed with quick fade in/fade out shots of action that ends in this crescendo noise. Is it one guy in a shed and laptop who makes all these trailers for studios on Windows Movie maker?
*Another movie having a dig at men, misandrists still don’t exist in the media’s eyes I guess.
*Why am I not feeling the awesomeness others say it is?

There have always been shite films. I took a date to see Batman and Robin, for God’s sake. I even watched ‘On Deadly Ground’ with Steven Seagal when sober, but has big budget films ever been this monotonously dull and overly glorified? It’s not just this Terminator guff to be fair. I could give many examples.

The creativity is sorely lacking from reboots, to remakes, to sequels, to some special effects that somehow look inferior to effects done decades earlier.

What’s going on? Is the film industry a cunt or am I a bigger cunt than originally thought?

Nominated by Clarky Kat

Playing ‘The Hate Card’

A cunting for overuse of ‘hate’, or the tendency of the virtuous liberal left to prefix anything they deem unacceptable with such a strong word as ‘hate’

It’s ‘hate-speech’, it’s a ‘hate-crime’, or a ‘hate-incident’. Bad enough that these are now used by the apparatchiks of the state.

Guido Fawkes runs a ‘hate blog’, according to Momentum activists. Hope not hate (agree with my pro-EU, globohomo worldview or you’re a vile bigot).

Love Trumps Hate

and on and on, except…

That vitriol aimed at Brexit voters and Trump supporters. See the the faces of the virtuous left twisted into snarling hatred for the old bloke in the maga hat. The old Brexit supporters called gammons and told their vote is worthless because they’re dying.

See the Antifa bullies bashing a gay photographer and a veteran in a wheelchair.

See the Antifa soy cuck stalking the widow of a serviceman during a rally, just because she supports Trump, telling her how he wishes she died in agony, before being chased away by her gigantic son.

See the likes of Jussie Smollet faking assaults, deranged lesbian couples faking arson attacks, black church members putting racist graffiti on their own church, the black MP sending himself death threats to create more division and hatred than there really is.

See the BBC broadcast a programne where a black transsexual calls white people the most destructive force on the planet.

See celebrities call for the doxxing of Catholic schoolkids because they were told by CNN that they had been mocking a native American, and call for a boy, Barron Trump, to be caged and abused by paedophiles because his grandfather bothered enforcing the policy of his predecessor.

See the creative geniuses of Hollywood and the TV, games and comics industries denounce their audiences as toxic bigots for daring to point out their bad writing.

Where is all the hate coming from?

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime