Public toilets are almost non existent these day, especially out in the sticks. And even when you do find some you dare not to dwell inside for being attacked by some druggy or shirt lifter. Plus the state of some of those toilets are a fucking disgrace!

But then again the same can be said for bogs in pubs & cheap restaurants. I am convinced some patrons have no idea of how to use the fucking things, so instead they just piss/shit anywhere other than down the toilet bowl itself. And if you end up using a unisex bog don’t be surprised to find used jamrags on the toilet seat or blocking the toilet to the point of it overflowing with piss, shit and lots of blood!

But do these cunts care about trying to clean up after their mess? Of course not: always someone else’s problem.

And even when you do find a usable pub bog you always get some cunt banging on the door wanting you to hurry up; while you are distinctly aware that you want to lay some cable and purge some loud farts along the way!

Or you get the cunt in the next cubicle who chooses to have a conversation on his phone while taking a dump. I mean what kind of desperate cunt would do that?

Better off taking a piss up a dark alley: I shit you not!

Nominated by Technocunt

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Meghan ‘Mog’ Markle is a cunt…

If history is accurate I reckon it will view her as the slag who single handedly destroyed the Royal Family and as the manipulative opportunist parasitic virtue signaling cunt she really is…

The royals days are numbered and all because of this cheap bit part nobody and her pussywhipped softarse husband…. Our monarchy now has its very own Yoko Fucking Ono… There’s no going back now, she’s in, feet under the table… Only a matter of time… After Her Majesty goes that’ll be it… They are fucked and so are we…

Nominated by Norman

A Platinum Stars and Stripes cunting for Hillary Gob-Shite Clinton, for the nth time (How many times do you need to be cunted before you get the message!!)

She’s been here with ‘Chels’ peddling some cheap tat about ‘Gutsy Women’ that she’s scrawled (perhaps not realising that gutsy has another connotation in British-english, one more apt for our American cousins) and has taken the opportunity to have a pop about Brexit and spout about how the press are being ‘racist’ to Meghan and how she wants to ‘hug her’.

Well, I say fuck you, Hillary. We voted for Brexit (you remember what a vote is, you lost one to a giant oompa-lumpa not so long back – yes, you couldn’t even beat a wigged fuckwit who governs via the magic of Twotter) and our politicians are fucking it up enough without a fat-mouthed spam chipping in, so mind your own business. On the subject of Meghan, I would suggest that if she doesn’t like what’s happened to her, she too should shut the fuck up for a while and stop being such a hypocrite. As my old dead Dad told me when I was a mere youth; ‘If you act like a cunt, son, expect people to call you one.’

So in essence, Hillary, please fuck off back to good ol’ US of A and leave us ‘Briddish’ to sort it out ourselves. Nature abhors a vacuum so why are you still here?

Nominated by The Stained Gusset

A nomination for Instahags

Hashtag, ‘hag’

Call them what you will; whores, hos, thots or if you’re a particular breed of soy-quaffing white knight/neckbeard cunt, ‘m’lady’.

Young women on social media, particularly Instagurn or Snapfap, who one day bleat about the patriarchy then another day snap themselves from a high angle to hide their chins and highlight their doughy cleavage. Most wear so much make-up they resemble a pierrot and their nails are those of fu manchu. Most take pictures of their derriere in leggings and they idolise Katy Perry, Rihanna, Beyonce or some twat from Love Island or TOWIE.
Books are a foreign concept and their dream in life is to ‘go viral’, even via Pornhub.
Vodka and, lately, gin are the tipples of choice. Throw in a chicken burger at 2 AM and you’ll get to see some nips or gash.

Prosecco is for special occassions, the Hen night of others… never theirs.

Most of them are wage slaves or on benefits and will never come close to owning anying beyond a smart phone and gucci slingbacks.

Fucking tragic little cunts.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime