British expats are cunts.

Now I know there are at least a couple who frequent this very site, however, I’m tarring everyone with the same brush, for I am a cunt and don’t care.

Anyway, British ex pats are kicking up a fuss in Spain, saying that the British government have “forgotten them” in the Brexit process. They’re worried they won’t be able to access free health care once we leave the EU. My response would be, tough shit. If I left my job I wouldn’t expect them to keep paying me, so if you leave Britain to live in Spain, why would you think you’re still entitled to free health care?

Nominated by elboobio

Emergency cunting please for Jon Snow, who was interviewed, and brought up that vile old cliche about old Brexiteers dying off, thus replaced by fresh young blood who, of course, are all going to vote remain.

Interviewer commented that it was “tasteless”, and that many older people quite probably voted to remain.

What an odious, objectionable arsewipe this apology for a human being is.

I hope he ends up in a care home run by the great humanitarian of our age, Lord Fiddler, and that his daily care needs are attended to by Nurse Ratched. In fact, I think Snot is already post-lobotomy. Just chuck him out with the clinical waste.

Nominated by HBelindaHubbard

A Napoleon complex shamrock sized begorrah cunting for tinpot dictator, Irish t-shirt Leo Varadkar.

This self aggrandising little shit has decided that Ireland can never accept Boris’ reheated May 2.0 supplication treaty without even bothering to study it properly. Now it might be crock of shit similar to a chromium plated turd, but who the fuck does this little cunt think he is to tell the UK that we don’t want to leave the EU and should ignore the referendum result?

Varadkar is enjoying his five minutes of fame on the world stage, bigging himself up unable to accept that he’s just the PM of some sparcely populated ag-lab backwater that the EU is using as a political tool.

Hopefully after Halloween nobody will give a shit. Frankly, I don’t give a shit anyway…

Nominated by Dioclese

The New David Copperfield Film….

A PC load of crap, rewriting Dickens cunting for the above pile of shite, please.

Saw a trailer of it. Copperfield is played by an Asian, Dev Patel and the cast are, of course, representing the multi-cultural society that was prevalent in Dickensian times. What next, a rewriting of ‘A Christmas Carol’ with Scrooge an Asian running a fucking corner shop, rather than being a money lender?

Nominated by DCI Gene Cunt

Jonathan Sumption QC, and former Supreme Court judge, says today that EU Leavers cannot have what they voted for, and won a majority for.

This is apparently because Leave was 52% and Remain was 48%. Jonathan Cuntion says that this means we must have a ‘part Leave’ and ‘part Remain’ solution. On this basis, any election where the winning party gains only 4% more votes than the others is not allowed to do what they want to do, but must do what some of the others want.

What a cunt… and to think that this mighty brain was a Supreme Court judge.

Nominated by Iain Cassie