Greetings once more, fellow cunters. I’m back from another spell abroad (a delightful break with friends who live in Spain) to find on return to Blighted, sorry Blighty, that it’s a case of ‘the more things change, the more they stay the same’, at least on the Brexit front. It seems that those duplicitous dogs the SNP, together with the Limp Dicks, Liebour, and rogue ex-Tories and Liebour, have been hatching a plot to oust BoJo and put a ‘caretaker’ government, or as they grandiosely prefer to call it, a *cough* ‘Government of National Unity’ in place.
The joke is that the plan has fallen through, because about the only thing that this parcel of rogues is ‘united’ about is that they really can’t agree on anything, in particular who should replace BoJo in the hot seat. The much talked of ‘no confidence’ vote is now off the table, at least for a while, as the back-stabbing rats manoeuvre and scheme some more. Just remember, you wankstains, that the eyes of seventeen point four million Leavers are all over you like a bad suit.
You’ve only really got two choices here, my friends. Laugh hysterically, or sob uncontrollably. I choose the former, as contempt and ridicule are all that this scum warrant.
‘Government of National Unity’? Ah, the delicious irony of the situation. The bastards are going to unite the country. I’d give it a week before the shithouses were at each others’ throats. Gawd ‘elp us.
Nominated by Ron Knee
That jennifer Arcuri ? Boris alledged affair?
Fuckin horny as fuck!
Looks dirty & flirty💕
Dont blame him!
Punches above his weight wi women doesnt he?
A mumbling dithering albino!
Up to his wrists in fit blondes
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There’s hope for all you fat fucks yet.
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His dad Stanley always looks like he is up for it, he probably picks up Boris’s sloppy seconds.
In other news I saw George Soros has been banned from the Philippines after President Duterte told him “There’s a special place in hell for him and set one foot in my country I will be happy to send him there”. No messing, we meanwhile let him fund remoaner groups.
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Deturtes like dirty Harry! Hit squads taking out drug dealers etc
Doubt he was joking LL!
His spin doctors were panicking recently when he said hed topped someone!!
Politics is more action packed abroad eh?
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Do I detect a hint of ‘fatism’ there you skinny whelp?
😂
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That wasn’t directed at you LL!
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Definitely.
Evening fatty. ☺️
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Evening
portmerions karen carpenter!
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Aww wasn’t it Blunty? But I want an ‘ism’ too! (sucking thumb).
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LL- my image of you is of a sylph like handsome Adonis with a nice head of hair, the complete opposite to Ruffy!
😀
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LL, Bluntys trying to recruit you for the ISAC charity calendar!
Some of us have already had our photo shoot, fiddler had his shirtless on a haybale piece of straw seductively between his lips!
Miles did his brooding poet thing on the northern moors,
Me an Rtc did a joint one im month of March AND 3 weeks of April!
Rtc being the last week,
Spoonington did december full frontal nude with santa hat on!
Its for charity or so Blunty said, was a bit vague….
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Well, if its for charity then….or a kitty for the annual IsAC Christmas party. Last year was debauchery like I have never seen, you know who you are!
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@ Bertie.
How dare you insult LL like that! Comparing him to that slaphead poofter rat Adonis, quite disgraceful!
Apologise at once or I’ll report you to Admin.
PS: I have a BMI of 19.8. Put that in your pipe and smoke it! 😤
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BMI of 19.8! That’s very impressive. What does BMI stand for – Big Mans Instrument?
😀
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You might well think that Bertie. I couldn’t possibly comment.
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Well well, who’d have thought it. Crazy loony stab stab cunt in France is a convert to which particular religion? It’s not like there would be any doubt, the only question really was if that would be mentioned on the bbc news. It wasn’t at 6 o clock, let’s see how much longer they can avoid it.
Unity government? Bollocks, thin excuse for those twats to fuck the U.K. in the arse.
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He has mental health issues and is working? alone. Nothing to see here. The fucking lying cunts.
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Bloody Nora. I’ve just read that old man Steptoe has condemned BoJo’s latest Brexit plan as ‘vague’ and ‘reckless’. I’m laughing so much at the sheer front of this buffoon that I’m having to clamp my buttocks around my sphincter to stop me from following through.
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I’d like to offer the term “Brextinction” to define the aim of the GNU, or any other remainiacal fuckers that believe this once world-leading, yet tiny little island, which we call home, should be handed over to the fucking EU.
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I suppose Corbyn could become frontman for a Government of Normally Untidy…
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Fuck of Bacardi and coke cunt. You have to infiltrate anything that upsets you. Why?
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wtf are you on about? I like Australia but I don’t want to have a union with, or pay fucking billions every year to, the country.
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Cuba’s post is a prime example of how so many confuse Europe and the EU. The EU is an insidious, decadant, unelected administration.
Europe will survive, in different forms, in spite of the EU , not because of it.
I suspect Cuba may be one of those blue, starry flag waves…
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Wavers not waves.
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I suspect hes a prick.
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I couldn’t possibly comment, MNC, abiding by the forum rules.
His post is deliberately and unnecessarily inflammatory.
I am not sure just what reaction he expected from folk on this forum.
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I’ve read his/her? comment several times now to try and grasp the motivation behind it. The only conclusion I can come to is that he hates the UK more than the thought of Brexit. I wonder if he is a Brit when he refers to “your country?”
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Hey Counters, what a fucking surprise! The cunt who murdered the French police officers was….a convert to the religion of peace.
Something to do with wanting the sexes segregated at work.
I don’t understand….
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Bet he knows what black cock tastes like!😁
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Liquorice?
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I thought that Leo varicose was a bum boy and a very cuntish one at that.
I can’t wait to see the photos emerge of him and Gerry Adams 69ing while taking a bum full from Bob Geldorf and Bono barking instructions to the filthy fenians
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CuntstionTime, the Bruce bint is a gobby cunt of the highest fucking order bitch
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Bonnie(not)(ugly yes)Greer the CUNT has just taken project fear into the fucking stratosphere the stupid cunt
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Bonnie Grier on cunt time tonight. Fuck off, and I’m sick of hearing about Ireland. It’s been a thorn in the arse of the U.K. for a hundred years, let them reunite as long as they agree to take their caravan cousins back. Backward cunts, still scrapping amongst each other over which fucking bible to follow. Fuck them.
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Bonnie Greer? Fucking Mammy Two Shoes from Tom and Jerry.
THO-MAAAAAAS!
Her hair looks like a pile of pube shavings covered in plum puree.
Oh here we go, out comes the fucking race card – re Meghan the Chimp.
Fuck of Greer, you cunt.
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Has it ever occurred to the likes of Greer that spamming the race card is inevitably going to cause resentment among people?
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Sanctimonious bitch Bonnie Greer keeps yapping about “we” as if she’s British, the cunt.
She’s a fucking American FFS – keep your black nose out of our business!
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Hear, hear. I’m spitting feathers if I hear her reviewing the papers. Several years ago she and others of her ilk were just about bearable but Brexit opened up a whole new area of absolute loathing.
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Actually she is British. She took British citizenship in 1997.
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Pissholes!
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So not real british.(sniff)
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Corbyn, Swinson and Sturgeon v EU negotiators is like Spurs v Bayern Munich….
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Fuck the Irish Border. If those cunts in Brussels want a hard border then let them send in Eu soldiers to man it.. then they can deal with Irish terrorism and we can walk away.
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Steptoe as caretaker prime minister ? To be fair he could probably do one of those jobs.
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I think Steptoe got the wrong end of the stick in the job description. I think he believes it will be a part time job during term time, putting fresh rolls of Izal in the bogs and washing down lewd chalk messages on walls like Yvette gives head or Hilary is a bum boy, and picking up dog ends behind the bike shed to take the tobacco for his roll-ups. Having to apologize to the headmaster every now and then for gobbing on his carpet, and cleaning the changing room windows when Swinson minor is in just her navy blue bloomers.
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What a great cunting
,thank you Ron.
I’m enjoying watching these Quisling rats squirm about in their own reeking filth.
Fucking scum.
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You’re most welcome, old son. These cunts really give me the hump!
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Is Spain the EU? Is Europe the EU? Oh according to this fine brain yes it is……… who knew? Utter Cock
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I’m in a country right now that had a military coup a few years back. The government that took control gave itself a name like the one proposed by Corbyn et al (Something about a National Council of peace and order). Now the general swapped his military fatigues for a suit and said he was now a Prime Minister.
Of course, I (ahem) completely agree with him. I think it does show the type of governments that use such names, doesn’t it (awesome ones of course, dear leader)?
But the unpleasant chap in Spain, posting above, was something else. How about Spain starts giving a net contribution before he spouts off? Still, at least now he and the others in Spain be forced to as prices will go up in after we leave. The EU will want that shortfall making up, Manuel.
Those that love the EU should be the ones paying for it. If it’s so awesome, surely it will thrive?
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It really is a good thing we live in a benign (so called) democracy. Wouldn’t it be jolly if these bastards were subject to a 3 am Gestapo/ K.G.B type raid and off to mine lead for twenty five years.
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A most pleasant thought Mort. Trouble is, in that situation it’d be the likes of us getting the ‘raus! raus!’ treatment at 3am.
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Sounds sinister to me. If that lot take charge we’ll be in gulags before Corbyn can gulp down his next tin of cold beans.
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Christ on a bike.
Just when I was thinking that it couldn’t get any worse, I see that little weasel John ‘Shortarse’ Bercow has been suggested as possible PM in a ‘national unity’.
Fackin’ hell.
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