A bunch of hippy, vegan, workshy cunts went into a Pizza Express in Brighton (where else) the other day and started shouting about animal rights and accusing the customers of murder and all that shit. Some slag got a dig from some bloke…one of the customers, I presume. Isn’t it bad enough that your idea of a good night out is Pizza fucking Express without having it ruined by a bunch of total cunts?

I’d like to see these fucking heroes come down my local Kebab shop and tell Abdul and his mates that they are murdering fucking bastards.

Ain’t gonna happen is it?

Nominated by Freddie the Frog

Denise Welch.
Who dat? You ask. Fuck knows, but see below:

-Actress Denise Welch has been praised after sharing her experience of the “unwelcome visitor” of depression.

The Loose Women panellist posted a series of videos on Twitter, in an attempt to explain depression “to those who are fortunate enough not to suffer”.

“As someone who professes to be a mental health advocate I have to share the bad times with you,” she said.-

I presume her career isn’t going so well, although I am fucked if I know what that was. She has therefore come out as a victim, sharing her pain for the common good.

Expect her to pop up on Hollyoaks or whatever in the near future. I shouldn’t think she will get the gig as ‘Lady Macbeth’ at the National though.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

A nomination for the man of today, otherwise known as a cuck.

This has been on a slow burn for me for a few months but recently I found that a close friend has been experiencing a similar problem with a few people he knows. These people have been friends for years, yet in light of events of recent times, seem to simply stop replying to texts or messages because you don’t share a political opinion (we both voted leave,) or you’ve mocked the Waitrose mums marching against Brexit, or you feel sympathy for old people because they get hit or pushed for wearing a MAGA hat, or you detest the BBC’s open hatred of anyone old, white and straight, the very cunts who pay the majority of the licence fee.

There’s no discussion; you’re simply beyond the pale. Sometimes you get a snide comment about how they’re now embarrassed to introduce you to their circle of trendy cunt mates they’ve started fraternising with, sometimes via a smug wife/ girlfriend with a well-paid public sector job, who wants her friends to be his friends, and his old mates can now get fucked.

No more pubs, it’s the wine bar and dinner parties for him.

Unfortunately, they’re actually the specimens with the bigger bollocks; a lot of these Jessies are simply not willing to even acknowledge your continued existence. It’s happened to me a few times in the past few years, but recently it seems very petty. The visit of Trump seems to have uncovered a lot of unthinking vitriol in people I thought more sensible.

While not defending Trump, I questioned the tactics and attitude of his critics in the establishment and during the protests in London.
Nowadays it seems this is enough to get you ostracised from certain circles of thirty-something know-betters, with that smug, condescending smirk they pull, or even more pathetic, a performed rictus of faux-disbelief, because they saw Afua Hirsch or Jess Philips do it on ‘Have I Got News For Cunts’, or they pretend to be fair-minded ‘liberal’ diplomats when really they’d love to see landowners set on fire. They’re murderously right-on, feral Left Soy Boys. They just cant say this stuff to someone four inches taller and four stone heavier than them. Something that ten years ago would be a point of heated but healthy debate, is now a disastrous moral and social faux-pas.

I wish they’d have the balls to tell me why they disagree and why I’m now worse than Hitler. I’d rather know where I stand with them, as men of my Dad and Grandad’s era used to. I’d rather be called a fascist than wonder what their problem is.

I know these people are posing as something they’re not and living the woke lie to impress some pretty but vapid and emotionally volatile bit of fanny who will end up cheating on them for a richer, older man with his bollocks swinging low, but functionally intact.

I feel sorry for their fucking kids.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime

Carson King, who raised millions of dollars for an Iowa Children’s Hospital, found himself publically ‘cancelled’, after a reporter dug up the fact that he tweeted ‘racist’ jokes when he was only 16-YEARS-OLD.

I’ve just read a story that perfectly sums up the left’s obsession with freedom of speech, and how it should only be free if you say the things that they agree with, rather than saying things that they disagree with. A young actress, Seyi Omooba (yes, she’s black), won the lead role in the stage version of ‘The Color Purple’. The next day, she was fired. Why was she fired? Because some self-important prod nose by the name of Aaron Lee Lambert, who happens to be starring in that other black play, Hamilton, Went back through FIVE YEARS of her tweets and found one in which she had quoted a verse from the bible to show how her Christian beliefs made it impossible for her to support gay people. Now personally, I don’t see how she’s done anything wrong. She’s broken no laws, she has never, as far as I know, physically attacked any gay people. As far as can see, all she’s done is break the Far Left commandment, “Thou Shalt Not Say Anything That Doth Not Support Shirtlifters”. Six months on, she’s suing on the grounds of religious discrimination. I don’t think she’ll win, but good luck to her anyway.

What’s wrong with not being a supporter of Gays? Where is the law that makes it illegal to be against homosexuality? There is nothing wrong with it, and there is no law. It’s called, ‘having an opinion’. Unfortunately for this young woman, her opinion goes against the world view of the business she unfortunately dreamed of entering and because of that, her career has ended before it’s begun, because she hasn’t had an audition in six months. All because some jumped up muppet actually spent several hours trawling through her tweets, and found one that went against the cult of leftism. What an utter cunt he is.

Some would say she shouldn’t have tweeted it. Maybe not. But we are supposed to live in a country that loves freedom speech. Freedom of speech should not be selective. We cannot have a situation where we express an opinion and then have our lives and careers ruined by a bunch of left wing nutcases, simply because they disagree with what we said.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw