A cunting nomination for we the people.

The nation that gave birth to the Magna Carta and Common law has stood aside and watched democracy slain like a pig in front of us.

Either through self-interest, a willingness to let lawyers and politicians decide our future and the future of democracy, or through sheer idleness we have allowed a democratic outcome to be buried on bullshit.

There are lots of topics that we discuss on here that are intertwined, we deal with all individually and even then we only know what we are allowed to know.

As citizens we must soon act to reclaim a more pure form of democracy. The will of the people should not be denied by points of law or by the administrators of democracy… they are there to ensure that the outcome of democratic votes are delivered.

Those in parliament believe it was a mistake to ask the British people to decide on such a big decision. They will find the mistake was failing to enact it.

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit

I’d like to cunt Gastropubs.

What the fuck is a “gastropub”? All I need from a boozer, food wise, is decent portions of home made grub, standard stuff like pie and chips, fish and chips maybe liver and onions, that sort of stuff. And proper beer, kept well. I do not want a vegetable made into a main meal with a drizzle of nastiness squeezed out of the chefs acne and smeared on the plate.

Also, what the fuck is a plate? I’ll tell you what it is, it’s summat to serve bloody food on. I fucking hate being served on a slate, plank of wood or virgin’s belly…it’s just wrong. Fuck off you cunts.

Whilst I’m on one, a pie has a bottom and top crust. There’s no place for puff pastry tops on a bowl of stewed meat…that is not a fucking pie, you arseholes. In fact, puff pasty shouldn’t be anywhere near a pie. Shortcrust or suet pastry only.

Nominated by Bertram Cuntatious DCO

Michael Mansfield – what an idiot. On the day when you thought that the legal system couldn’t be more out of touch with reality, along comes a top QC to prove you wrong.

Mansfield says that we need to make meat eating illegal so we can save the planet. Well, the best way to save the planet is for people to stop breeding.

Mind you, if we all stop eating meat the resulting famine could well have the same effect.

This pronouncement is so ridiculous I can only assume that Mansfield is angling for a seat at the Supreme Court…

Nominated by Dioclese

Renewing Wedding Vows is for cunts, isn’t it.

“O heaven, the vanity of wretched fools”
~Shakespeare~

What is this embarrassingly vain cuntfest and who are these nuptial junkies? Well…
Beyoncé and Jay-Zed.
Celine Dion and a wealthy millionaire whose name she doesn’t remember
The Osbournes
Rod Stewart and some bird.
The Beckhams
…etc.

Ohh, lambkins! Has it been a few years since you had some attention? Does your soshul meedja page require fresh pictures? Do you need some glossy magazine cash to refurbish your kitchen? What’s the point of a promise if you have to refresh it every few years? These narcissistic serpents have traded dignity for popularity. They’d eat off a sewer floor for a piece of publicity.

Fuck these miserable saps in their plastic, loveless marriages.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

Michael Owen is a cunt….

We all know what a cunt Beckham can be, but this from ‘Saint Michael’ is taking the piss:

“Did he (Beckham) deserve the abuse he got from the press afterwards? Certainly not. What human being needs to see his or her effigy being burned? But David let us down, and I still hold some resentment about it today.”

Fuck off, Owen… You’re not even English, you Welsh midget.

Nominated by Norman

This dull as fuck cunt has recently published his (ghost written) autobiography and is giving out about a bunch of things that happened. Waaah, Newcastle fans made a mean chant about me so I decided not to care. Waaah, I crocked myself repeatedly and ended up playing for Stoke City.

Fuck off, you utter cunt. Also he doesn’t understand why people watch TV/films or read books. What an utterly exciting bloke to be around you must be.

Nominated by Lazybiscuits