Marta Kauffman

Marta Kauffman, what cunt she is, rather than celebrating her successful series Friends (yes, I know it was a bit shit), she has apologised for not shoehorning more blick leads into the show but also for not having one of the main Six as a blick.

The six were all dippy, so which one would have been black, the answer is none because it wouldn’t have worked without rewriting the entire script and changing the characters completely.
There would have to have been more racial messages and no doubt a few programs dedicated to a racist incident.
I am sure the creator of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air isn’t feeling guilty about not banging in a few white leads.

Stop apologising and stop talking bollocks

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Nominated by: Sick of it

With a second take from: Le Cunt Noir

Marta Kauffman is a cunt. The co-creator of massively overrated 90s sitcom “Friends” is apparently donating $4 million to an African American studies project because of her “guilt” over the “whiteness” of the show.

Naturally, this guilt was prompted by the murder of Saint Chicken George and the wake of the BLM riots – sorry, “mostly peaceful protests” – when Kauffman “began to wrestle with… having bought into systemic racism in ways [she] was never aware of”.

Fuck’s sake. Look, I’m bi-racial myself and would never blame someone for being a cunt just for the colour of their skin. Neither would my family (either the black or white side), nor most people I know. Of course there are racists who are happy to judge others based purely on their melanin (or lack of), but takes a very special type of cunt who takes a very special type of perverse pleasure in self-flagellation and hatred for their own skin.

Unfortunately Hollywood seems to breed such cunts and where Hollywood leads, the MSM loves to follow.

https://amp.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2022/jul/02/friends-marta-kauffman-whiteness-donation

75 thoughts on “Marta Kauffman

  1. Marta Kauffman? Sounds like a Kraut. So, basically she can’t be trusted.

    Hollyweird should be nuked, do the world a favour…

    • With respect…a name like Kauffman, is most likely going to be pretty much the polar opposite of a Kraut. AH wouldn’t be impressed.

      • Kauffman: Anglicised from Kauffmann, of German Jewish origin. An occupational surname referring to a merchant.

        According to the 2010 US census, Kauffman is the 1606th most common surname in the United States, belonging to 22353 individuals. Kauffman is most common among White (95.92%) individuals. Not a lot of people know that… 😁

  2. So pleased someone has cunted this person because I FUCKING HATE friends.

    When I was younger if anyone ever said to me do you watch friends I instantly knew what type of cunt they were.

    In general, American comedy / sitcoms is fucking tripe – fake laughing at piss poor humour and Friends epitomises this. I’d rather eat dog food and have my anus licked than watch this.

    • I agree with Friends being shit. No idea why so many contemporaries loved it; they probably wanted to be middle-class Americans.

      They still make this sort of crud; look at The Big Bang Theory. Dated formula with dated stereotypes.

    • Nowt wrong with having your barking spider licked. Given the choice between watching an episode of Friends or wanking with a broken glass bottle, give me the bottle,.

    • I fucking despise this programme as well. I notice that some people in their 20’s are very in to it and there is Friends merchandise in the shops – how fucking cynical is that?
      It also was not an accurate representation of flat-sharing – see the film Shallow Grave for a more realistic portrayal.

  3. Never seen it. It looked like all the other unfunny Yankee shit. Was Lenny Henry in it?

  4. If she’s that bothered, make a new series called ‘Bloods’. Set in Harlem with six dark keys in a tenement block with boarded up windows, fire damaged frontage and the elevators a death trap. They gather at a fried chicken and water melon shop called ‘South Central Perk’. They all sit down on a moth eaten, spunk and blood covered settee and discuss which one of them has seen his Dad the most in 35 years.

  5. Marta Kauffman would have impressed me more if she’d donated $4 million to help 10-year-old girls who’d been raped and made pregnant.

  6. Make new series then with dark keys in it.

    Episode 1: Da one with da fried chiggun.
    Episode 2: Da one without de Father’s Day card and de wardemelon.
    Episode 3: Da one with da dindunuffin.
    Episode 4: Da one with da diss.
    Episode 5: Da one with da gang initiation stabbings blud.
    Episode 6: Da one with da uppitiness.
    Episode 7: Da one with de resisting arrest and fighting da five-oh.

    Chiggun.

  7. I think the fuss was started when it was aired on Netflix and became really popular, then a couple of fuckwits moaned about its lack of diversity and the rest is (revised) history.

    I don’t know what she thinks she needs to feel guilty about, racism is long gone, and goes on and on and on about it anym….
    Oh.

  8. I once watched fiends for three minutes.
    Then I stopped wanking and left Currys.
    “How u doin’?”
    “Better now that I am using your skull as an ashtray “Joey”..
    I demand more machine gunning!

  9. Worst show ever ,full of wankers.,only good thing in it was Anistons fantasic tits.

  10. I am watching Athletic’s at the moment and as a proud British White person i don’t whine and moan about the lack of white athletes in this now black dominated sport, I just accept that they are better than us at this given requirement, so shut the fuck up if you aren’t represented in every single aspect of life.!

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