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Instahags

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A nomination for Instahags

Hashtag, ‘hag’

Call them what you will; whores, hos, thots or if you’re a particular breed of soy-quaffing white knight/neckbeard cunt, ‘m’lady’.

Young women on social media, particularly Instagurn or Snapfap, who one day bleat about the patriarchy then another day snap themselves from a high angle to hide their chins and highlight their doughy cleavage. Most wear so much make-up they resemble a pierrot and their nails are those of fu manchu. Most take pictures of their derriere in leggings and they idolise Katy Perry, Rihanna, Beyonce or some twat from Love Island or TOWIE.
Books are a foreign concept and their dream in life is to ‘go viral’, even via Pornhub.
Vodka and, lately, gin are the tipples of choice. Throw in a chicken burger at 2 AM and you’ll get to see some nips or gash.

Prosecco is for special occassions, the Hen night of others… never theirs.

Most of them are wage slaves or on benefits and will never come close to owning anying beyond a smart phone and gucci slingbacks.

Fucking tragic little cunts.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime

The Labour Party (12)

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Following on from Gutstick Japseye’s excellent nomination of John McDonnell, I want to nominate the entire Labour Party.

As we all know, we have yet another vote coming up, a General Election this time, and as usual the parties are all out making promise after promise that frankly, I find impossible to believe after three-and-a-half years of lies from our elected ‘representatives’ in parliament.

One thing that’s boiled my piss though, is the recent revelation that Corbyn is preparing to announce an inquiry into Britain’s colonial past. Words like, ‘abuse’, ‘apologies’ and even the most egregious of all, ‘reparations’, have been bandied about. Holy Jesus Christ. I’ve asked these questions many times before, now I have to ask them again. Who gets the apology? And who gets compensation? Because as I’ve pointed out so many times before, every single person who is owed an apology and compensation, is long dead. As are those are who ALLEGEDLY carried out abuses. Not one single British person alive today owes anyone an apology for any crimes that MAY have been committed by British people two or three hundred years ago. We certainly don’t owe them a penny in compensation.

This bullshit is being done purely to pander to the various minority groups that Labour now sees as its voter base. Labour has spent more than two decades demonising and neglecting its traditional white working class voter base. The only white people who vote for them now, are the effete left wing middle classes who despise Britain, and those brain dead cretins who vote Labour simply because “my parents and grandparents voted Labour. They’re dead now, but they’d hate me if I didn’t vote Labour”.

Labour are no longer a working class party. This bullshit, and the fact that so many working class people are planning to vote Tory at the election proves it.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

The Steph Show

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I would like to nominate The Steph Show.

This, according to channel 4, ‘will be a mix of entertainment, lifestyle and light current affairs as Steph meets a variety of guests from the worlds of showbiz, politics and beyond. Steph will be joined by a different, well-known co-host each week for a lively look at the topics of the day, as well as consumer affairs, fun features and lots of interaction with the viewers – all filmed in front of a live audience.’
Translation : a programme all about wimminz issues and digs at Boris, Brexit and Trump.

In a way I suppose, this is a pre-cunting, since it hasn’t even been shown on tv yet, but given that it will be on channel 4 and will be presented by the arrogant loudmouthed, shovel-faced Steph McGovern (who is having a baby with her girlfriend, in case you didn’t already know), it is almost certainly going to be an absolute pile of wank.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Lily Allen (10)

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Emergency cunting for our favourite musical mong. Apparently she was so emotionally overwhelmed by Compo’s manifesto for the destruction of Britain that she burst into tears.

Her voice cracking, she dabbed at her eyes with immaculately manicured hands and said: ‘Guys I’ve just watched the Labour manifesto. I think it’s the best manifesto I’ve ever seen.’ But many viewers on Twatter pointed out that the perfectly symmetrical ‘tears’ appeared to be faked using a filter.

To be fair, I burst into tears when I heard what Labour were planning too, but I suspect not for the same reason?

Corbyn today vowed to overhaul the ‘political establishment’ – with the middle classes set to bear the brunt of the socialist assault. Ms Allen – who lives in a London flat after selling her £4.2million Cotswolds mansion in 2016 – has turned to political activism recently and offered her backing to the left-wing Labour leader. She seems oblivious to the fact that she’s one of the evil rich bastards he’s plannimg to crucify if he gets the keys to Number 10.

This at least proves one thing : even turkeys will vote for Christmas…

Nominated by Dioclese

Shit. That’s another one for the wall!

Women and Equalities Committee

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I would like to see this group of clearly bored MP’s cunted.

The latest “huge” problem is inequalitiy in healthcare for

  • LGBT people. Their answer is that it should be compulsary to ask every patient about their sexual orientation.
    I’ve got a few alternatives. If you are in this group, make it compulsory to give that info. Leave me well out of it, I will just fucking pay for it. Or, take a look at the rest of your lifestyle. LGBT people are more likely to have

    higher rates of smoking

    higher levels of alcohol consumption

    gay and bisexual men more likely to have anal cancer

    bisexual women more likely to have cervical cancer

    higher rates of suicide attempts in gay and bisexual men

    self-harm more likely in young trans people

    higher risks of obesity and cardiovascular disease in lesbian and bisexual women

    I rest my case

    Nominated by buggrit