I don’t know, but I must be a friendly chap, always giving to people my salutation. I think maybe I err in this. But is it bad thing? I mean all you have to do is say “Hiya”, or nod your head, or even just raise your eyebrows in acknowledgement.

I hate being blanked. At the moment I am getting on the bus and an old friend who I used to drink with (admittedly 20 years ago) gets on the bus as well. And proceeds to completely blank me. I have given up trying to acknowledge him after numerous efforts on my part. I know what it is- he doesn’t want to get waylaid in conversation. I don’t want conversation either, just the acknowledgement. All he has to is, “hey, are you OK?”, accompanied by some sort of gesture. Then it is done and he can sit down and enjoy the ride in his own company.

Beatrice refused Dante her ‘salutation’ one afternoon and he went into wild despair. I’m not quite that bad with it but it does annoy me.

Nominated by Miles Plastic

I would like to Cunt the legal system for yet another huge waste of time and public money by the people that should know better but wont, because they just follow this country’s rise of PC agenda instead of plain old fashioned common sense!

Depending on which source of this story you read the events differ, however in this version, some fourteen months ago, Paul Gascoigne was pissed up on a train and among some banter with fans wanting selfies a woman was allegedly insulted about her looks and weight, so ‘Gazza’ being the good intentioned, drunken idiot he is, went and gave her a kiss on the lips and told her she wasn’t fat and ugly. “You’re beautiful”, he said.

Of course this horrendous crime resulted in Gazza’s arrest and subsequent prosecution. At a jury trial the best part of a week long he was today found not guilty of sexual assault. He still awaits the verdict of a lesser charge of Assault by beating (he has just been found not guilty of that charge too, Oct 17), which is second prize after not guilty of sexual assault in this case it seems! Gazza is a alcoholic stupid cunt make no mistake, so he will no doubt be in the headlines again for similar assholery in the very near future.

Why wasn’t there an option for him to apologise to this lady when he sobered up? That would have been a much more human approach than a show trial and saved the general public’s hard earned tax theft too instead of the thousands and thousands thrown away on this nonsense!

The only silver linings were when Gazza was arrested and being the woke SJW and master of chivalry he is he told the policeman “I know what it’s about, I kissed a fat lass”. Perhaps in his drunken state he thought kissing fat women is actually an offence. He also said “I get kissed all the time. If that’s the case I’ve been sexually harassed for the last 20 years.”

Fuck off!

Nominated by Coolforcunts

I’d like to cunt International Pronouns Day.

“What’s that?” I hear the exasperated voices shout. Well it’s some made up bullshit advising us normal people (because all the “WOKE” people already know) what to correctly call people. Google it to see more information.

Oh and I suggest any esteemed cunters who are considering moving home to go to Cheshire as there seems to be no real crime there anymore, according to the Chief Cuntstable. Watch and learn Cressida Dick – how to get a crime free city:

http://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/news/stoke-on-trent-news/senior-police-officer-criticised-issuing-3436154

Nominated by goodwoodone

I would like offer up a diamond encrusted cunting for Lewis Hamilton, who has yet again demonstrated that he is a Le Mans, 24 hour cunt.

Recently he’s been talking a load of complete hypocritical wank about how he worries about the planet and all the other eco-warrior, save the planet, signal the virtue – you know the drill by now, we’ve had it force fed to us for the last eighteen fucking months at least.

He’s probably polluted more than most people ever will in their lifetime.

I can explain to a primary school pupil that driving a diesel powered car around and around very fast puts a shit load of emissions into the environment, thus causing lots of pollution and damaging the environment and they will understand it. But not the fake wannabe gangsta, bling bling, smug prick, who got where he is mainly because of his dad. Only for him to tell his dad to go fuck himself once he got famous and became successful.

Not only is the cunt completely lacking in anything resembling self awareness, he’s also simply an annoying tit. All that jet setting back and forth to your home in Monaco isn’t fucking helping the planet either is it Lewis? You hypocritical bell-end!

Nominated by Harold Steptoe

Air Canada is to be cunted as it intends to use gender-neutral terms on flights, instead of greeting passengers as ‘Ladies and Gentlemen’.

In a gender neutral move to be more inclusive, the Canadian airline has decided to ban gendered pronouns from its scripted greetings and will instead welcome “everybody” or “tout le monde” during in flight announcements.

“We will be amending our onboard announcements to modernise them and remove specific references to gender”, a spokesperson for the airline told CNN news partner CTV.

Earlier this year, the Canadian government began to allow citizens to select non-binary ‘X,’ rather than male or female as their gender identity, on their passports. Airlines for America (A4A), an industry trade group, also announced it will expand gender options to passengers booking flights to include “unspecified” and “undisclosed.”

As we all know, this lunacy is not confined to the US or Canada (with its soy boy, cuck prime minister/prime cunt), one of the top grammar schools in Britain has already banned teachers from describing pupils as ‘girls’ over fears it will offend transgender pupils. Altrincham Grammar School for Girls in Manchester previously wrote to parents to advise them of the changes, which will see staff now use “gender-neutral language” when addressing, or talking about children. Girls at the 1,350-pupil school will instead be addressed as ‘students’. The change followed a diversity drive to encourage other schools across Britain to stop using the terms ‘boys’ and ‘girls’ to describe pupils.

Back in 2017, the Government-funded ‘Educate and Celebrate’ organisation – that is backed by Ofsted – sent out a book to 120 ‘best practice’ schools that suggests new terms to address young children. The book, called ‘Can I Tell You About Gender Diversity?’, features a fictional story about a 12-year-old boy transitioning from male to female. It encourages teachers, parents and pupils as young as SEVEN to address children who identify with the gender they were born as ‘cisgender’.

Why can’t these schools, companies etc… grow a collective backbone and tell these gender deviant cunts to piss off.

Nominated by Mystic Maven