Mark Rylance is a plutonium grade cunt.

I just caught sight, on the News at Ten, of this earring-wearing, scruffy cunt looking like some crusty juggler, at the Extinction Rebellion protests in the People’s Republic of Nasty Smells, aka London.

What gives this am dram fucking fairy the notion that he has some divine understanding of, and special insight into the problems the world faces, and that through his very, very important virtue signalling, he will educate and enlighten us ignorant and directionless ‘little people’?

Fuck you and the shithouse you crawled out of, Rylance. You are a grossly overrated actor and a copper-bottomed, pious old cunt to boot.

When you speak, the needle on my couldntgiveafuckometer doesn’t deflect by a picometre.

Fuck off.

Nominated by Paul Maskinback

A nomination for woke twat Kathleen Kennedy, who took over from George ‘Jabba Neck’ Lucas after selling Lucasfilm to Disney. Since then she has managed the feat of unravelling the most valuable intellectual property in cinema history by not having a coherent idea of where to take the series, hiring and firing directors, assembling a group of SJW in a ‘story group’ who have little vision, idea of dramatic tension, character arc or what made the earlier films so popular.

In Abrams they found a hack who will simply remake the earlier films without any charm or flair, while introducing his own pointless in-jokes and gimmicks.

Kennedy has flailed around from one disappoint to the next while sales of toys, books and games plummet, as a new generation looks to stuff like Marvel and Pokemon, and the much-hyped theme park, ‘Galaxy’s Edge’ threatens to go bust.

Kathleen Kennedy is a twat, a cunt, a gormless cretin and an SJW surrounding herself with sycophants and soyboys, like Rian Johnson, who killed a golden goose.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime

I would like to nominate cunt customers.

There’s about 101 shit TV programmes about bad builders, usually fronted by that cunt Nick fucking Knowles. What there is a massive lack of is fucking terrible customers tv progs.

I’ve been in construction for thirty years and learned a lot from the older blokes who passed more than knowledge of laying a brick, in regards to fucking bad payers. I’ve watched a few of these fucking dire productions, and the majority of the clients are transparent as fuck.

They had an idea (because some cunt at work had it done and it looks lovely) so they want it done. They couldn’t afford it in the first place, but still want someone to turn up, give them a reasonable quote, start on Monday and expect the contractor to pay for all the materials. Then when the contractor asks for the agreed interim payment, they act like they’ve been asked a question in fucking Russian. Why these people on this shit TV are left in the shit is because they didn’t pay the bill. And Nick Knowles should be hung for his part in this farce.

Sometimes customers can be utter fucking….CUNTS.

Nominated by Candygram for mongo

Patrick Harvie is complete cunt!

This cunting has been coming for a while now. He’s the co-leader of the Scottish Greens in Holyrood and trust me, the Scottish Parliament is full of shitting arses, but he’s almost the biggest cunt of all. Always banging on about conservation and saving the environment. Well maybe he should start by recycling the shite he speaks before he starts vomiting even more socialist crap.

I listened to the ginger goblin the other night saying, “There’s three years worth of young people that didn’t get a chance to vote in the EU referendum last time round, because they were too young”. Well fuck me, it doesn’t take a genius to work out whenever there’s a vote/referendum there’ll always be people that are too young to vote.

Yet another cunt that’s hell bent on frustrating the Brexit process.

Nominated by EVILSCOTSMAN