Just wondering Admin if there is any system to your posting noms procedure? I’ve written three in the last few weeks and seen none so far but quite a few written after mine already on the main board. It’s no big deal if there is a big nom queue or something, just asking for a friend ?
Yes its simple, we review them, bin them or approve them, chuck them in a big digital hat and some other fucker puts them on a rota.
Repetitive question from Coolforcunts
This Canadian, platypus-faced, feminist shitbag is allegedly a comedienne!
No idea who she is? Me neither, that was until last night when I was at a friends and we decided to watch some Netflix comedy specials.
I had never heard of her, but according to ‘Wee Mental Davey’ she has been infecting the UK like Ebola the last 4 years, she seems to be a permanent fixture on all the panel-shows, especially the BBC ones.
My God, her Netflix special was an absolute shit-show of epic proportions, misandry – check, virtue-signalling – check, the list is endless!
After ten minutes I told Wee Davey to turn it off, before I had a seizure.
We then went on to discuss ‘waman comediennes’ and between us we could name plenty, but not one who was actually funny!
Jo Brand, Dawn French, Jennifer Saunders, Joan Rivers, Amy Schumer, Sarah Silverman, Sara Pascoe, Rachel Parris, Lily Singh, Ellie Taylor and so on. Not a fucking single laugh from any of them. The only waman we decided had some merit was Victoria Wood, not because she is funny, but because she could play the piano when doing her God awful songs on stage.
Waman comediennes – FUCK OFF – you’re NOT funny
This is how it should be done…
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3ehduh
Nominated by sheilas shitty knickers
I am speechless at this one.
You’re not the only one, mate. I need fuckin’ therapy after Googling for a photo to go with this nom – Admin
I understand body modification is popular in quite a few circles, but injecting your bollocks with silicone is a trifle odd, even for me.
Below is the tragic story of a Ginger (in more ways than one) who shacked up with his muscle man bum buddies and died from silicone abuse.
Why would you want bollocks the size of a soft ball?
Nominated by lord benny
I’m cunting pharmacies.
Why the fuck does it take 20 minutes to get your prescription ready? Go in the doctor’s surgery and the cunts can’t wait to kick you out, their robotic diagnoses being churned out 19 to the fucking dozen while their eyes glaze over. “Here’s your generic prescription, Mr Nesbitt.”
Get into the fucking pharmacy and there’s about five or six pharmacy assistants doing fuck all, just wandering around like thick cunts with no purpose in life. Even when you are the only customer in the joint it still takes fucking ages to get your drugs. How fucking difficult is it to take some pills off the shelf and put them in a bag? I’ve got better things to be doing, like watching the women’s beach volleyball with a box of spunk rags at the ready.
And the places reek of piss and biscuits.
Fuck off.
Nominated by Gash Nesbitt
Halloween….
Yes that fucking “celebration” where stupid little cunts dress up as ugly fucking witches and gargoyles (or just wear Flabbott face-masks for the same effect), and go around people’s homes trick or treating!
The problem with this shit is that it has become Americanised over the years, so every cunt now has to have a massive candle-lit pumpkin in the front window, and the kids have to be fully kitted out in a witch’s costume in order to have any street cred.
Moreover, these cunts that come-a-knocking carry around big buckets, expecting you to load it up with chocolate bars (not just the odd Fox’s Glacier Mint, but fucking Kit Kats, Twix’s, Twirls and shitloads more) and if you don’t deliver, expect a brick through your window, a keyed car door, or paint splattered all over your garden.
But you tell these kids to go fuck themselves, and they go blubbing to social media and then their parents (in that order,) and scream child abuse!
Oh, and these cunts really should check their calendar – Halloween is the 31st October, and not 2 weeks before!
Cunts.
Nominated by Technocunt