Yes, you thought there were some things the modern world couldn’t intrude on……there are some things the snowflakes can’t touch. Think again my friends. Now we have Christmas trees for our bent community.

They’re not real, of course, but is anything real these days? Yes, artificial trees decked out in the rainbow colours. Available from Amazon at £196 a pop. You should get one…….they’ll last for years and you don’t want the ‘Thought Police’ kicking your back door in (oooh, cheeky) on Christmas Day do you?

Jesus Christ! He was gay as well you know? Seriously. Fucking fact.

Nominated by Freddie the Frog

Protesters and people who stop people going about their lawful business are complete cunts.

What those in positions of authority (Government and Police) have to realise is that if they fuck around with these protesters, the public will take matters into their own hands. I for one enjoyed watching that Extinction Rebellion cunt getting a kicking this morning….people on the DLR are miserable cunts to start with, so it must’ve been nice to kick that cunt senseless.

A few years ago, these actions would have been classed as potential terrorist activities. The leaders of these cunts flaunt and parade around with impunity while we have to listen to the reasons why the cunts aren’t in prison. This has gone too far now.

To summarise, these scroungers and benefit cheats should realise that without people going to work of a day they will not be able to buy their drugs, cigarettes and alcohol……idiots.

Nominated by Spanky Mc Spank

On the face of it, you’d think these were life saving organisations wouldn’t you?

And for much of the time they probably are. However, they are also money grabbing, greedy fuckers who often have the medical profession by the throat.

Those climate change protesters who foresee the end of the human race in 50? 100? 400? years time don’t think about a more imminent danger, which could wipe out mankind far sooner than that, cutting little Greta’s lifespan down to a few more years. No, Greta, this is not scaremongering and supposition. This is actually a threat that’s very real and based on actual evidence.

I’m talking about the emergence of superbugs which can cause infections that are resistant to antibiotics. Resistance is a global health disaster that is already killing 700,000 people a year and it is predicted to cause 10 million deaths per year by 2050. Some of the problem has been caused by overuse of antibiotics but this is where the Pharma companies come in. The last group of new antibiotics was discovered in 1962! This is because research is expensive and rather than spending money on this, the cunts would rather concentrate on money spinners.

People only take antibiotics for short periods. Nah, much better to pump out stuff where you’ve got them for life (and I take a few of those.) Blood pressure meds, diabetic drugs and statins (now given to people who don’t even need them.) We’ll build in some nasty side effects as well so you’ll have to take another tablet to counter that!

We’re now getting to the position where if you develop an infection after a simple operation, that might be the end of you. Even a cut at home or a scratch from a rose bush that Greta could get in her garden might signal the end. All very frightening, but real. So Greta, get your arse down to the Pharma HQ’s to protest if you really want to do some good. “What do we want?” New antibiotics! “When do we want them.” Now! Big Pharma companies are cunts.

PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT: If you’ve been affected by this public information broadcast, don’t be alarmed. You’ve got at least two more years to live!

Sleep tight – Don’t let the bugs bite!

Nominated by Bertie Blunt Ubercunt

Jess Phillips is now faster that Father Christmas….

If stopping Brexit is not enough, Jess Phillips now claims to be faster than Father Christmas. What a cunt!

On Tuesday, 8th October she appeared on the BBC’s flagship Remainer show ‘Daily Politics’. She stated that during the 6 weeks before the last election, she knocked on 25,000 doors and only a couple of people even mentioned Brexit. I am not surprised because she would have only had about 3 seconds to talk to each of them. Lets see: 25,000/42 days is about 600 doors per day. Given that the average working hours for an MP is 10 hours (LOL) that’s 60 doors per hour or 1 per minute. By the time the occupant answers, she has about a 3 second conversation with them. Most of which went along the lines of ‘Fuck off, fat arse!’ followed by a slammed door in an ugly face.

Either she is a liar, or has been receiving maths tutorage from Diane Abbott, who was sadly passed over for the Nobel Prize in Physics today.

So once Santa hangs up boots and Rudolph is slaughtered for meat in the EU, as British Beef and Welsh Lamb is no longer available, Jess can take his job delivering Santa’s presents during Winterval in Birmingham.

Nominated by Total cunt

The Institute for Fiscal Studies
Below, their take:

‘Even a “relatively benign” no-deal Brexit would push UK debt to its highest since the 1960s, the Institute for Fiscal Studies (IFS) has said. The think tank said borrowing was likely to rise to £100bn and total debt would soar to 90% of national income.

“The Government is now adrift without any effective fiscal anchor,” said IFS director Paul Johnson.’

IFS is based in London, natch.
Paul Johnson is Home Counties, ex Whitehall wallah with a PPE from Oxford. So, no actual work experience and from Remoaner central.

Their judgement must be true. We are fucking doomed.

No mention of the £39 billion for fuck all we must gift the EU. No mention of what the bankers did to the economy on their watch. No mention of the Treasury invariably being wrong. And particularly no understanding that a PPS degree is fucking worthless and ranks along with meeja and gender studies in it’s relevance.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble