Meghan Markle (5)

Meghan ‘Mog’ Markle is a cunt…

If history is accurate I reckon it will view her as the slag who single handedly destroyed the Royal Family and as the manipulative opportunist parasitic virtue signaling cunt she really is…

The royals days are numbered and all because of this cheap bit part nobody and her pussywhipped softarse husband…. Our monarchy now has its very own Yoko Fucking Ono… There’s no going back now, she’s in, feet under the table… Only a matter of time… After Her Majesty goes that’ll be it… They are fucked and so are we…

Nominated by Norman

Hillary Clinton (7)

A Platinum Stars and Stripes cunting for Hillary Gob-Shite Clinton, for the nth time (How many times do you need to be cunted before you get the message!!)

She’s been here with ‘Chels’ peddling some cheap tat about ‘Gutsy Women’ that she’s scrawled (perhaps not realising that gutsy has another connotation in British-english, one more apt for our American cousins) and has taken the opportunity to have a pop about Brexit and spout about how the press are being ‘racist’ to Meghan and how she wants to ‘hug her’.

Well, I say fuck you, Hillary. We voted for Brexit (you remember what a vote is, you lost one to a giant oompa-lumpa not so long back – yes, you couldn’t even beat a wigged fuckwit who governs via the magic of Twotter) and our politicians are fucking it up enough without a fat-mouthed spam chipping in, so mind your own business. On the subject of Meghan, I would suggest that if she doesn’t like what’s happened to her, she too should shut the fuck up for a while and stop being such a hypocrite. As my old dead Dad told me when I was a mere youth; ‘If you act like a cunt, son, expect people to call you one.’

So in essence, Hillary, please fuck off back to good ol’ US of A and leave us ‘Briddish’ to sort it out ourselves. Nature abhors a vacuum so why are you still here?

Nominated by The Stained Gusset

Instahags

A nomination for Instahags

Hashtag, ‘hag’

Call them what you will; whores, hos, thots or if you’re a particular breed of soy-quaffing white knight/neckbeard cunt, ‘m’lady’.

Young women on social media, particularly Instagurn or Snapfap, who one day bleat about the patriarchy then another day snap themselves from a high angle to hide their chins and highlight their doughy cleavage. Most wear so much make-up they resemble a pierrot and their nails are those of fu manchu. Most take pictures of their derriere in leggings and they idolise Katy Perry, Rihanna, Beyonce or some twat from Love Island or TOWIE.
Books are a foreign concept and their dream in life is to ‘go viral’, even via Pornhub.
Vodka and, lately, gin are the tipples of choice. Throw in a chicken burger at 2 AM and you’ll get to see some nips or gash.

Prosecco is for special occassions, the Hen night of others… never theirs.

Most of them are wage slaves or on benefits and will never come close to owning anying beyond a smart phone and gucci slingbacks.

Fucking tragic little cunts.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime

The Labour Party (12)

Following on from Gutstick Japseye’s excellent nomination of John McDonnell, I want to nominate the entire Labour Party.

As we all know, we have yet another vote coming up, a General Election this time, and as usual the parties are all out making promise after promise that frankly, I find impossible to believe after three-and-a-half years of lies from our elected ‘representatives’ in parliament.

One thing that’s boiled my piss though, is the recent revelation that Corbyn is preparing to announce an inquiry into Britain’s colonial past. Words like, ‘abuse’, ‘apologies’ and even the most egregious of all, ‘reparations’, have been bandied about. Holy Jesus Christ. I’ve asked these questions many times before, now I have to ask them again. Who gets the apology? And who gets compensation? Because as I’ve pointed out so many times before, every single person who is owed an apology and compensation, is long dead. As are those are who ALLEGEDLY carried out abuses. Not one single British person alive today owes anyone an apology for any crimes that MAY have been committed by British people two or three hundred years ago. We certainly don’t owe them a penny in compensation.

This bullshit is being done purely to pander to the various minority groups that Labour now sees as its voter base. Labour has spent more than two decades demonising and neglecting its traditional white working class voter base. The only white people who vote for them now, are the effete left wing middle classes who despise Britain, and those brain dead cretins who vote Labour simply because “my parents and grandparents voted Labour. They’re dead now, but they’d hate me if I didn’t vote Labour”.

Labour are no longer a working class party. This bullshit, and the fact that so many working class people are planning to vote Tory at the election proves it.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

The Steph Show

I would like to nominate The Steph Show.

This, according to channel 4, ‘will be a mix of entertainment, lifestyle and light current affairs as Steph meets a variety of guests from the worlds of showbiz, politics and beyond. Steph will be joined by a different, well-known co-host each week for a lively look at the topics of the day, as well as consumer affairs, fun features and lots of interaction with the viewers – all filmed in front of a live audience.’
Translation : a programme all about wimminz issues and digs at Boris, Brexit and Trump.

In a way I suppose, this is a pre-cunting, since it hasn’t even been shown on tv yet, but given that it will be on channel 4 and will be presented by the arrogant loudmouthed, shovel-faced Steph McGovern (who is having a baby with her girlfriend, in case you didn’t already know), it is almost certainly going to be an absolute pile of wank.

Nominated by Mystic Maven