Swiss driving knob and money lover, Lewis Hamilton. What a prime cunt. Makes an easy target of himself, wanking self-righteously on about veganism being the only way to save our dying on its arse anyway planet from self destruction; all from either the comfort of a big fluffy chair in a private jet where he’s getting his cock sucked for the duration of the flight while he sups champagne (if he hadn’t shaken it up and spurted his bubbles all over the tits of his podium pussies); or from the “cockpit” (cockpit, FFS… what a cunt. It’s a CAR not a fucking plane, you TWAT!) of his massively engined penis envy machine.

No need to cunt cunts like this cunt when they cunt themselves so effectively.
CUNT!

Nominated by Brian Stoat

Guess who chose Monday 21 October to release some more truly appalling news whilst the rest of the country was distracted by the latest Brexit hijack in Westminster? Kerrching…. our old friends at the ONS. What a coincidence!

With particular reference to UK Population Growth.

It seems we’re supposed to be placated that this isn’t now as high as forecast a while back as it will grow by a ‘mere’ 3 million from 66.4 million in mid-2018 to 69.4 million in 2028. The real killer stat is that “70% will be driven by international migration”. And that’s what they’re owning up to.

Given the useless ONS’s habit of continually having to revise its figures upwards and that they sure won’t be guesstimating the thousands arriving in containers or via Eire or deportation orders never enforced we can be 100% confident that the figure will be nearer 5 million. So 5m/10yrs x 70% = 350,000 EACH AND EVERY year for a decade from abroad.

Schools; NHS (correction : INHS); roads ; Social Services; Council Houses; Gawd knows what else.

But what boils my piss most is the complete indifference of the metropolitan cunts in ABBC ; The Guardian; Channel 4 News etc etc. But of course not – these fuckers in Notting Hill, Islington etc are completely untouched by it!!

Nominated by Isaac Hunt

Oxford university.

Now to save people (sorry total cunts) from being triggered the university has decided to ban audible applause.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/24/clapping-banned-oxford-university-stop-people-triggered-10975221/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

I fucking give up, This is meant to be one of the elite academic organisations in the world, yet they have somehow come to the conclusion that clapping may trigger people. Trigger them to do what, Cry and weep in their nannies arms. These are the sort of cunts who would be expecting those working class plebs who pulled the ER twats off the roof of the train to be jailed.

I can assure you oxford university students (they can’t all be cunts) that anyone who voted for this will one day find that you have pushed the working classes (black, brown and white) to far and you will also find that you will have to suffer your own version of being pulled off the roof of a tube train.

I hope I am alive to see you get a right proper kickIng.

Nominated by Cuntsince1066

Despite previously saying that they would not repatriate families who chose to fight for isis in Syria, they have now begun bringing ‘HOME’, ‘BRITISH’ school children who have been ‘CAUGHT UP’ in the fighting.
The first of thirty children are now on their way to Britain.
How the fuck did they get there? It must have been one hell of an ill thought out school trip. I’ve been on some shit school trips myself in the past, but I don’t recall them ever ending up with my parents fighting for a terrorist group.
Unless, no? really? You’re not suggesting that they went out there as a family to fight against the western infidel?
My mistake, but that’s not how it came across on the BBC. I was picturing the little Blonde haired cuties still clutching their packed lunches, crying into their teddy bears.
Oh well, at least they can come to Britain to have a normal life, say the British government. THEY ARE ALREADY LIVING THEIR NORMAL LIVES, THEY ARE FUCKING SYRIAN!
And they won’t grow up wanting to avenge the death of their parents at the hands of the British, will they? Because that never fucking happens.

I will leave you with a thought.
If a cat gives birth in an aviary, it’s offspring are not called birds, they are still called kittens, and they will still grow up wanting to kill the birds.

Nominated by The Cunt of Monte Cristo

Public toilets are almost non existent these day, especially out in the sticks. And even when you do find some you dare not to dwell inside for being attacked by some druggy or shirt lifter. Plus the state of some of those toilets are a fucking disgrace!

But then again the same can be said for bogs in pubs & cheap restaurants. I am convinced some patrons have no idea of how to use the fucking things, so instead they just piss/shit anywhere other than down the toilet bowl itself. And if you end up using a unisex bog don’t be surprised to find used jamrags on the toilet seat or blocking the toilet to the point of it overflowing with piss, shit and lots of blood!

But do these cunts care about trying to clean up after their mess? Of course not: always someone else’s problem.

And even when you do find a usable pub bog you always get some cunt banging on the door wanting you to hurry up; while you are distinctly aware that you want to lay some cable and purge some loud farts along the way!

Or you get the cunt in the next cubicle who chooses to have a conversation on his phone while taking a dump. I mean what kind of desperate cunt would do that?

Better off taking a piss up a dark alley: I shit you not!

Nominated by Technocunt

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