Climate Change is a cunt.
As are all the stinking hippies that keep blathering on about it.
Thank goodness for scientists, who recently did this excellent piece of research:
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-019-50897-4

Which shows carbon blah blah to have peaked in 1706, er, that’s right – before the industrial revolution.
Also this great bit of research by NASA, using the satelite that was supposed to monitor ice melting:
https://www.nasa.gov/feature/goddard/nasa-study-mass-gains-of-antarctic-ice-sheet-greater-than-losses

So now we get to sit back and watch this research utterly fail to get promoted in any way.
But you can’t argue with it, and obviously findings like this can’t be ignored forever. Unless of course you’re a tofu munching vegan who’s as retarded as a flat earther, like this guy:
https://mobile.twitter.com/_edwardcrawford/status/1182012448058028033?s=09

I imagine it all has something to do with green taxes.
Fuck off Greta, and take your hippies with you. I think China is waiting for your input.
And don’t forget to take Attenborough with you – a visit to China might make me a deadpool winner.

Nominated by Cuntflap

“I gave up a six-figure salary to join Extinction Rebellion”

A long cunting but hopefully worth it to give some clarity to the utter scam which is the group known as “Extinction Rebellion”! I know ER have been cunted very recently and in the past for their protests however this cunting is about their hypocrisy, shady dealings and alt left agenda and financial backing and the sooner they are on The Wall here the better as far as i’m concerned and if you read the rest of this you will see why, and no guesses needed where this snowflake’s testimonial found its propaganda platform either, yup BBC News.

The long and the long of it is, this ex banker Andrew Medhurst claims to of given up his six figure salary to join ER, fight the good fight against climate change, and…..look after the group’s finances and donations lol.

“Between the beginning of March and the end of September, gifts from large donors – those giving £5,000 or more – totalled £1.2m. The list of benefactors includes the rock band Radiohead, which gave the organisation £300,000. Meanwhile, an online fundraising page has attracted another £1m from smaller donors. And the donations fund a sophisticated financial operation, with two limited companies in the UK and plans to set up an international branch in Europe, which will pay for the group’s activism around the world.”

So, no flies on this cunt Andrew Medhurst nudge nudge wink wink. On the subject of flies, you won’t be seeing many on the swarms of “protesters” camped out and travelling into London, not when they as “activists” can claim up to £400 a week via ER “volunteer living expenses” which set the group back £130,000 for the months of June, July and August alone.!

“Another £120,000 went on “media and messaging” costs in October and it had put aside £70,000 to pay for so-called “regenerative culture”, which includes providing “safe spaces” for activists that need to recover after being arrested.”

This pre Greta Thunderbird puppet whole climate change protest lark may well of started off with the best intentions when it was small, but when the alt left get behind anything they have absolutely no problem selling their soul (and anyone else’s they have conned) to the highest bidder, as it is big business for them and yet another excuse as another well paid easy job for life, sitting around all day smoking weed, pissing everyone off, and getting arrested now and then but most likely just getting a warning! Still if any ER do get nicked I expect they get their fines payed anyway, why do you think they look so smug when they are getting carted off, plus they walk out the same day to a fully paid for “safe space” and such is the life of these professional protesters!

You’re morality mask is slipping ER, and that includes the alt left Thunderbird puppet’s extremely disgusting antifa parents, using a mentally ill child to do your bidding, like a creepy Renfield serving its master Dracula, indeed!

Extinction Rebellion, every last one of you deserves the same treatment as your well paid professional tube protesters got at Canning Town! After the kicking they got I hope the “safe space” you provided was actually provided by Dante and led them straight back to the top of that same tube train in a perpetual loop so they could get another kicking again and again from wrathful soul’s like the fifth circle of his Inferno!

Fuck off!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-50087022

Nominated by Coolforcunts

A nomination please for Adrian Fanus and the breast feeder in his Brooklyn ‘salon’

Apparently some woman decided to breast feed her son (who looks to be about four years old) whilst having all of her hair shaved off. A photo was taken which has gone ‘viral’ , yes that’s how important this episode was.

Anyway, this twat Fanus commented the following : “This photo addresses two things that women are constantly criticised for, cutting their hair off and breastfeeding. It is time that we embrace what is beautiful and natural,”

Fanus says the mother in his chair is longtime client Nicolette Parkinson, and that his shop is a “very inclusive, safe space for people from all walks of life,” except, that is for those who are “sexist, racist [or] homophobic.”

Fanus, a St. Lucia native, says he “didn’t realise” how sexualised breasts are in the U.S. until he migrated here at the age of 18. But breastfeeding, he says, was normal for him growing up, and one of his aunts breastfed her son until he was 5.

Meanwhile, the breast feeder Parkinson said her short hair represents her “embracing her natural beauty,” and makes her feel “super liberated.”

Fanus then said that a woman cutting off her hair is an act of rebellion, a transformation that entails her “embracing change, happiness, love, self-acceptance, strength and everything she has been denying herself.” Fanus says he’s “grateful” to have been a part of so many women’s “evolutions.”

Yeah, not to mention the money he’s made from it. Cunts, both of them.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Chris Martin. The cunt’s cunt.

His latest offensive behaviour is the decision not to tour the world promoting a new album, so as to reduce their carbon footprint. What a virtue signalling cunt. I hope it flops miserably, or maybe it’s just another load of embarrassing crap. Not that I’d know anyway, as I couldn’t name a single song they’ve ever recorded, even with my balls connected to a taser. I am vaguely aware of a sort of fey mewling being their signature method.

Of course the silly cunt has flown to safe and sunny Jordan to film a show, because there’s no pleasure in doing this from cold and windswept Middlesbrough is there? Look out for some Palestinian tub-thumping on behalf of Corbyn.

This cunt has it all: a consciously uncoupled (eh?) Hollywood ex-wife, kids with stupid names (no doubt bullied for that at school were they in the U.K.) and highly probably some Remain-voting, ‘meat is murder’ sort of cunt who we all loathe.

The music is dreary shite too.

Nominated by Isaac Hunt

BT Sport

After a hard day’s grind I returned home to relax and watch my team, Arsenal, play some Portuguese cunts in the Europa League.

The presenter in the studio hands over to the commentator, Ian Darke, as the teams enter the tunnel. My piss then boils.

The commentator says “Welcome viewers to the Emirates Stadium and please also welcome my co-commentator, Karen Carney.”

Yes, some spilt arse shrieking windbag giving her ‘expert’ opinions on how she would ‘give the winger five yards’ or ‘whip quick crosses into the box’.

Like the women’s game is any comparison? The skill and speed levels are a million miles apart. It’s like me giving Duncan Goodhew swimming advice because I got my 25 metres freestyle certificate. Male players are cunts, sure, and modern football is a cunt too, but I’m sick of this pc shit of having to have split arses on the panel of experts. “Well at least they’re not commentating” was always my thoughts on this, (yes, I know they had one doing MOTD and for one game in the World Cup that nobody would’ve watched really). Now though, they’re shoe horning them in to the commentary box to ruin your enjoyment of the game itself. Instead of watching the game, I’m now reduced to ranting for 90 minutes.

Commentate on your own laughable version of the sport. If you’re gonna have split arses on the men’s football shows, only allow fit ones with their tits out.

Piss off.

Nominated by One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Cunt