I’m cunting big issue sellers.
When I was a young cunt, I used to see some scruffy cunt, who was homeless selling the big issue.
Now, I’m not a total cunt, so occasionally I would buy this left wing propaganda bog roll, knowing that the scruffy cunt selling it might get a step up the ladder.
That was in the 80s. Now we have the fucking red coats shouting “ beeeeg eeeeshew”.
It seems to me that these cunts are nearly always Romanian free loaders, not homeless, bearing in mind that they left a perfectly good home back in Eastern Europe, and are now hoovering up tax credits like a Westminster politician hoovers up Columbian marching powder.
The only cunts worse than these cunts, are the cunts buying this faux homeless shit rag.
The BI selling cunt in my town hangs around outside cuntland, the place where cunts buy cuntish crap for one pound sterling.
There was a Cuntbook post recently, declaring that the cunt selling BI had just had a baby, and to get their cuntish arses down to Cuntland to donate baby clothes to her.
Now my fellow cunters, I walk down the high street every day to pay cash into my bank acunt, as I am working my bollocks off to keep a business afloat, and I have never seen this cunts little cunt, nor have I witnessed her cunt bump prior to so called cunt dumping occasion.
All these BI cuntstomers are proper cunts for being so fucking naive.
Nominated by Cuntington Smythe




