BT Sport
After a hard day’s grind I returned home to relax and watch my team, Arsenal, play some Portuguese cunts in the Europa League.
The presenter in the studio hands over to the commentator, Ian Darke, as the teams enter the tunnel. My piss then boils.
The commentator says “Welcome viewers to the Emirates Stadium and please also welcome my co-commentator, Karen Carney.”
Yes, some spilt arse shrieking windbag giving her ‘expert’ opinions on how she would ‘give the winger five yards’ or ‘whip quick crosses into the box’.
Like the women’s game is any comparison? The skill and speed levels are a million miles apart. It’s like me giving Duncan Goodhew swimming advice because I got my 25 metres freestyle certificate. Male players are cunts, sure, and modern football is a cunt too, but I’m sick of this pc shit of having to have split arses on the panel of experts. “Well at least they’re not commentating” was always my thoughts on this, (yes, I know they had one doing MOTD and for one game in the World Cup that nobody would’ve watched really). Now though, they’re shoe horning them in to the commentary box to ruin your enjoyment of the game itself. Instead of watching the game, I’m now reduced to ranting for 90 minutes.
Commentate on your own laughable version of the sport. If you’re gonna have split arses on the men’s football shows, only allow fit ones with their tits out.
Piss off.
Nominated by One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Cunt
They will probably get Jo Swinsn in to give them the benefit of her advice today, as she is the Saviour of Britain according to Chukaduckie. The most laughable aspect of this gender tripe is that the BBC has a woman to talk about rugby on Wireless 4, but given it’s the BBC she might well be a bulldyke.
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As a currently suffering Gooner, I think Karen Carney may do a better job than Dick.
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Guarantee Nicola Adams willl become a boxing commentator now shes retired!
Black, a tuppence sucker, shes a shoe in for MSM specially al beeb.
Tbf though i do quite like her.
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Ukrainian boxer Vitali Klitschko is nicknamed ‘Dr Ironfist’ which is also Owen Jones Saturday night.
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It’s all about quotas in the media these days. You have to be seen to be “doing your bit” to broaden diversity and opportunities for the minorities (which in sport includes women)
if they don’t meet a certain quota they’ll probably get done for sexism, racism, bummerism etc. So don’t be surprised to see a tranny commentator in the next year or two. Imagine that: a sheman in a dress and on the pitch interviewing Maureen after another defeat for Spurs!
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There’s a fucking huge tranny who does security at Stansted. Looks like Paul O’Connell in a skirt.
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What annoys me is the distinctions we now have to give between events. It is the Men’s FA Cup and the Men’s Ashes. I am all for making sports fully inclusive; let’s see how many deliveries a female would last against Joffrah Archer and the like.
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The problem with those two distinctions, is that it may offend all the gender fluid cunts caught somewhere between the two!
Imagine Wimbledon’s trangender neutral tennis final; or the non-binary final, or the not-quite-sure-this-week-what-I-am-gender-fluid final!
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The handicapper would have his/her/it’s fucking work cut out attempting to knock up a draw on these diurnally uncertain hermaphrodites
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Arsenal have been dismantled by Kronke, it’s just a business now. My Grandad gave me my love of Arsenal, his father supported them from their early days in Woolwich.
Women are being placed in any role that undermines traditional male territory, BBC breakfast is a prime example. Whatever the subject the expert will be a woman if possible, I’ve been subjected to Angela Rayner and Hilary Swinson this morning already. If Labour lose the election badly it’s likely Jess Phillips will be made leader, mainly because she is a woman….allegedly.
The battle for equality for women has moved into its final stage, the war on men and even more insidious the war on masculinity.
I dearly wish Arsenal could be sold to someone who gave a fuck about football . I dearly wish men would grow some balls.
Compare the average Russian man to the average Brit male and you can see how far we’ve been brainwashed to be subservient to women. That said in Russia it’s not unusual for the women to balance the car on their heads and carry it home when it breaks down. That’s with the two cows that were in the back under each arm.
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If Butch Phillips is made the leader what’s the betting she will be “doing an Adonis” weeks later, and walk away from his sham marriage to admit he is “one of them”. I believe Adonis managed to produce a child during his “marriage” as has Butch, but no man in his right mind would fuck that miserable moaning misandrist.
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Russian women served in front line roles in WW2. Wonder how many wimmin in today’s army would turn and run as soon as faced with the enemy. At a guess, more than the blokes.
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Russian women were indeed the equal of men in WW11, just bought Anthony Beevors’ book ”Stalingrad” Currently being sold for £7 (was £25) at WH Smith so hope to learn more
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I read Stalingrad whilst on holiday in Austria about ten years ago . Despite there being a heatwave some passages made my blood run cold. It is an excellent book but a strong constitution is called for. I would say enjoy the book but that is the wrong word entirely.
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To those of us without the eyesight of an eagle they were meant to be Latin 1’s, I shall now prostrate my self across the alter for a good caning by the Right Reverend
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I believe every War in human history was started by white brexiteers who were too undereducated to understand what they were voting for..
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Imagine watching gymnastics without the picture and just listening.
“You join us today as the first competitor, a lithe Ukrainian, grips the handles and mounts the horse (the pummel horse) with ease, legs astride, begins to work both legs, lifting, twisting, oh such poise.
Grips the horse using such grace, raises the body into a handstand, triple twist, then back down. The atmosphere is electric!
A final flourish then here comes the dismount.
Whomever said Ukrainians aren’t supple needs to eat their hat!”
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That sounds like radio porn what frequency is it on ?
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I’ve no idea. Perhaps ISAC FM? Hehe. 😀
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Have they sussed the off-side rule yet, or is that transphobawaycist to bring it up?
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The letters BT in BT Sport, will probably one day stand for Burly Transexuals.
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BT? Bleeding Thieves, the fuckin’ price of their sports channels.
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I used to work for BT. BT are bastards who I respect every bit as much as politicians..
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or ‘B’um ‘T’hrusters
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I choked on my saliva and snorted when I read that!
Bum Thrusters.
Henchman: “Sire, the enemy is attacking the base. What shall we do?”
Evil emperor: “Launch the bum thruster immediately!!!”
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VAR has completely fucked up the game, I find it all difficult to watch now they have introduced that shite. To be fair, I do find the women’s game entertaining because they are so fucking crap. I laugh my socks off while they run around and show skill levels similar to my local under 10’s.
Butch lesbo cunts. Stick to netball.
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Meanwhile the BBC is allowing the brudders to compare gangsta drug dealing murder to business. Ya got corporate business and ya got street business. No legitimate comparison in my eyes.
Reggie and Ronnie were “businessmen” in their eyes.
Fuck me, I despair.
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Any channel that employs the cretinous shitty panted Lineker is definitely a cunt. However this madness is also prevalent on all the libtard channels. I just fucked off cable tv for iptv, much cheapness and I ain’t subsiding the useless lefty commentators and “pundits”!
It really does vaporise my piss to epic proportions hearing these spastic wimmin attempting to analyse a game that is clearly way beyond their level. Very well cunted squire!
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I do like women’s hockey nice legs good body tone and red knickers whats not to like
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Ah but that is already a speciality of the fairer sex alongside beach volleyball and gymnastics. Solid wanking fodder too.
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Women’s netball for me.
Don’t understand the rules other than they’ve got to get the ball in the basket. But fuck all that, just make sure the cameras are low enough to the ground to get some good old-fashioned upskirt shots!
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BT as a company is very similar to the reeking chiggun Hindenburg that Flabbot will have laid this morning.
Yes,just fucking awful.Like those despicable rats at the BBCistab.
Set of cunts.
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Marvellous cunting by the way of another 21st century malady.
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We’ll cunted sir! The fuckers even managed to have one wittering all the way through the Saracens game yesterday. Fucking ridiculous..
Cunts.
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BT have a couple of bints on their rugby coverage, too. Sara Elgan, the weasel-faced tart who looks like she could eat an apple thrpugh a letter box, (I still would, though), asking inane questions and giving an opinion. When I want an opinion from you, luv, it’ll be about how many fucking sugars I want in my half-time tea. When you’ve been flattened by the likes of Maku Vuniploa, I’ll listen. Until then, fuck off. Is there nofuckingwhere that you can escape from woke, pc bullshit? That’s a rhetorical question, I fear.
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Vunipola, you cunt. The steam from my piss boiling is making it difficult to see.
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Her name is an anag. of A Rag Elsan…or Sen. A. Large.
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You may end with women’s sumo wrestling one day.
In the left hand fat-cunt’s corner, we have Emily Thornberry
In the right hand fatter-than-fat cunt’s corner, please welcome Diane Abbott
Your commentator: Claire “The Tuppence” Balding
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I defy the most proficient sumo wrester to apply a cross-buttocks to Diane -a flying tackle from Giant Haystacks would probably be the only chance to take her down.
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“..a flying tackle from Giant Haystacks would probably be the only chance to take her down.”
Doubtful, I’d put more faith in Fiddler’s punt gun perhaps. Kabooomph!!
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Initially I saw the thread and thought I’ve nothing to add as I’m not a BT sport subscriber but reading it and subsequent cuntings it’s become apparent it’s a real favourite…
All sports been infected by PC bollocks
Every channel every sport!!
Rugby …. every time England play Australia there’s some fucking aboriginal fuck wit walking around dressed in a nappy blowing what is quite possibly the worlds most irritating instrument the didgeridoo for all his worth!! (Go away you cunt)
SA ….your met by cunts wearing grass skirts banging shields and making a general fucking nuisance of themselves
Listen cunts it’s November and your in twickenham ! Put some fucking clothes on! There’s a good chap …..
What the actual FUCK has this got to do with the match?? Nothing…..,,
Women shouldn’t be allowed within a 5 mile radius of the microphone when men’s sports are on, Utterly fucking clueless often simply repeating what the male commentators have just said,, honestly I would prefer a fucking parrot to do the job…..
And worse by a country mile is the women doing TMS ( test match special) on the radio , obviously on the radio you’ve got to give a much higher level of information, set the scene so the listener has a real picture of what’s happening
This years ashes series was blighted by two women who wouldn’t know one side of a cricket bat from the other!!
“ oh he’s hit that hard! Another four”
Who hit it ? What shot was played ? Which boundary did it go to? ( put the kettle on love and close the door on the way out)
The PC brigade that orchestrate this utter bollocks
GO FUCK YOURSELVES……….
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Eloquently put, and I concur wholeheartedly. Birds want equality in sport, let them play against men’s teams/players. Let’s see how many wimmins teams/players get in the final, then.
Fuck. Right. Off.
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A bit like when women commentate on motor racing:
“oh the blue car has overtaken the red car. And the green car has lost a bit of control and is being overtaken by another blue car.”
or
“The car in front in the blue car and is clearly the leader. The other cars are way behind. And they have just completed another lap thingy; which means they only another 72 lap thingies to go!”
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“The man in the red car is pulling into the pits to have his tyres changed. It could be because his tyres are a bit worn and he is replacing them as we speak.Yes, the boys in the pit have changed the tyres; they look quite thick and nice. And the man in the red car is back in the race with his shiny new tyres…..”
Just get a fucking shotgun and I’ll do the rest!
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I was average at football aged 15 which is about the same standard as these quim hounds ,maybe I can get a job on BT with Gary arselicker. It’s the same as the bull dyke cricket 65mph bowling speeds not much quicker than my leg spin, and half the England team are munching each other which is another reason no to watch. I do quite like women’s golf though a lot of the / ladies are very good .
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That last bastion of commentary normality, cricket coverage, is going the same way. There’s some bird on that whose ‘expert’ comments are vacuous and uninforming, such as ‘oh, he might be given out lbw here’, or ‘that might go all the way to the boundary’, or ‘has he caught that?’. All adding of the rich texture of the game.
Truman, Bailey, Martin-Jenkins and the legendary Arlott must be turning in their graves.
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For me the best cricket commentator on TV or Radio was Richie Benaud. A great cricketer and brilliant commentator, but he always said that to be a good TV commentator – “The key thing was to learn the value of economy with words and to never insult the viewer by telling them what they can already see.”
Too fucking right!
I also adored his dry sense of humour/irony – “And Glenn McGrath dismissed for two, just 98 runs short of his century.”
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Benaud was brilliant, a gent and a real sportsman. Sadly, sadly missed. As you say Techo, a lovely droll wit as well.
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Currently the best commentator is the Aussie Jim Maxwell, now English women’s cricket has predominantly been played by white birds, but suffice to say the BBC has managed to recruit probably the only two coloured birds who played the game as commentators as in Isa Guha and Ebony Rainford Brent, talk about over representation of minorities
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Totally in agreement there Mr Knee, their “analysis” is about as much use as Anne Frank’s drumkit.
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‘Ann Frank’s drumkit’. Love it!
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I’m here all week!
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Do you take requests?
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Ironically enough, I’m watching BT Sport, now and they’re highlighting next weeks rugby, extolling the fact that ‘Rachel Burford will be adding her expertise’ to next Sunday’s match. Expertise in what? Until she’s played at the highest level, not wimmins highest level, that doesn’t count, then fuck off, your opinion counts for fuck-all. Jesus H Christ, can’t you escape, just for one fucking thing, without having an agenda shoved down your throat? Even my mum turns her fucking nose up at these token fucking wimmin creeping in everyfuckingwhere.
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Constant whinging in the media about ‘unfair representation’, never heard anyone complain about too many black players in football though. Strange that….
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And another thing that fucking annoys my is the constant changing of camera views. You see a player running with the ball, the view changes to zoom in on him, he’s tackled by someone you can’t fucking see. Fucking infuriating. To be fair, they’re not the only cunts that do it. I watched some rugby on YouTube with Bill ‘The Legend’ McLaren commentating and the coverage was better in the fucking seventies and eighties.
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I don’t mind women with their expert opinions on sport, the other cunts there know naff all, shit sports retirement fund,you may as well have someone nice to look at.
Linakunt can fuck right off.
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I love the staring competitions sketches from Big Train all those years ago in series 1. Hilarious!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DkI85Kt10e4
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The bowler’s Holding, the batsman’s Willey…
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