Leonard Dicaprio is a cunt, isn’t he.

Dicaprio, one of the most miscast actors in the film industry, and renowned for ‘movies’ with endless swearing and violence, has been bleating about climate change again, despite excessive travelling by helicopter, aeroplane, and luxury boat. He has a history of bleating which reached a peak at the 2016 Oscars when he bleated at people during his victory speech for his latest film containing endless swearing and violence.
This week Dicaprio met with weird, dówns scando Greta Thunderberk to listen to the climate change puppet snarl and chastise everybody in her tiresome starey-eyed, teeth-grinding manner. Dicaprio, ever one to collect popularity points, called her the “leader of our time.” Furthermore, he said that her message is a “wake-up call to our leaders.” Presumably he’s made himself exempt as he still travels by helicopter, aeroplane, and luxury boat.

Dicaprio’s films include Titanic (the story of the ship, into which was crowbarred a clichéd romance regarding a rich girl and poor Yank boy Zzzzz), Inception (can you stay awake…though the whole film), The Revenant (so shit you’re cheering on the bad guy, Tom Hardy), The Beach (utter shit), Gangs Of New York (so shit you’re cheering on the bad guy, Daniel Day-Lewis), and The Wolf Of Wall Street (so shit it has no wolf in the whole film!).

When Dicaprio plays a softie or a handicapped child he’s believable; however, when he is regularly (mis)cast as a tough man or gangster smashing down burly killers, it’s a touch too difficult to suspend the disbelief.

His acting is mediocre, his films are hackneyed, fantasy shite for cretins, and his preaching, unsurprisingly complementing his hypocrisy, is so far off the scales it’s almost Bonoesque.

Dicaprio, you are a Titanic cunt.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

The Radford family.
Who are these cunts? They are judged to be Britain’s biggest family, now that the worn out wife is pregnant again. Apparently it’s a girl, it’s now redundant sex confirmed with another yank wankfest gleefully taken up by the cunts who put the cunt into our country, the gender reveal party.

This extra burden to humanity will be the 22nd that has fallen out of this overused minge, as she has been continually pregnant since the age of thirteen. The father was 18 at the time, which in the eyes of the law surely makes him a Pedalo?
He had a vasectomy once, but had it reversed so they could carry on filling the planet.

They also brag that they are not on benefits, as the father has his own bakery, however they do claim £150 a week in child benefits. That’s £600 a month, and they fail to mention how much it might have cost the NHS having to provide services for 23 pregnancies (one was stillborn), and the further needs of this burgeoning bunch. I bet the tax take from billy empty bollocks goes nowhere near covering that, or the cost of schooling the cunts.

Some will say, usually those that regularly buy magazines such as take a break, that fair play, good luck to them. I don’t. I think they are mentally ill, and need speying for the good of themselves and humanity. Personally, I don’t think you could give the individual love and care that’s required to bring up a balanced person to that many kids at the same time, but I think that thoughts like that are beyond them, as they compete with cockroaches and bacteria for first prize at multiplying.

Even their kids are banging them out now, for fucks sake……

Nominated by Gutstick Japseye

(Cribbed from the BBC for context)
`Lingerie brand Victoria’s Secret has cancelled its annual fashion show amid dwindling television ratings and rising criticism of the event.

The show launched in 1995 and was once a major pop culture event, drawing millions of viewers each year. Last year it had its lowest ratings ever and drew criticism that it was sexist, outdated and lacked diversity. The brand’s parent company L Brands said it was important to “evolve” its marketing strategy.

“We’re figuring out how to advance the positioning of the brand and best communicate that to customers,” Stuart Burgdoerfer, L Brands chief financial officer, told investors on an earnings call.

Nevertheless, he said the shows were “an important aspect of the brand and a remarkable marketing achievement”….’

What an utterly confused bunch of cunts. Let’s sell skimpy undies to women, so they can feel sexually attractive and/or ply their troth in the boudoir, while at the same time wringing our sweaty palms because we feel so guilty about putting on an annual super snatch fest to sell aforementioned skimpy undies that serve no real purpose other than providing visual stimulation to excite a sexual response. For Fucks Fucking Sake .. the snake is eating it’s tail on this one.

I have a suggestion L Brands/ Victoria’s Secret, next season produce a range of full body baggy dungarees in battleship grey to be woke and or ironic depending on which segment of societies arse you’re trying lick. Cunt’s to a man or woman….

Oops my bad, or non-identifying individual.

Nominated by GGRF

A nomination for workplace chuggers if you please. I’m sure you all know these cunts, especially prevalent in offices where they’ve got a captive audience; come round waving their twattish forms under your face, “would you sponsor me for charity?”

Nowadays it’s always got to be some shitwittedly “wacky” thing they’re doing as well – “I’m unicyling down the Bletchley flyover dressed as Captain Caveman while dangling two catering-size tins of baked beans from my pierced nipples”.

Here’s a newsflash – I don’t give a fuck that you’re doing this OF YOUR OWN ACCORD, nor a fuck about the lion-dodging jigaboos that have to walk thirty miles for their guinea-worm infected water (MOVE NEARER TO THE WATER HOLE YOU CUNTS!!). If I choose to give to charity (I don’t obviously) that’s my business, I don’t need your virtue-signalling, third-rate student union antics to guilt-trip me into it.

A guy from my office went to Botswana the other month to do “voluntary” work (no doubt spent most of his time nuts deep in the local tit-swinging coonery), and I shit you not his out-of-office email response was “sorry I can’t reply to emails, I am fundraising in Botswana”. Clap fucking clap; cunts the lot of yers.

Nominated by Cunting virgin

Nicola Sturgeon and the fucking Jock Nazis. Again.
She appears on a fucking leaders debate when she isn’t a fucking MP and represents a Mickey Mouse backwater of aid dependence.
Then today she declares that scrapping Trident is an SNP red line for propping up Magic Grandpa and his merry band of anti-Semitic champagne Marxists.
Since when did a few fucking overblown councillors in an irrelevant talking shop get to decide the defence policy of the UK?
Time these fuckers got a reality check. And independence which would save the rest of us billions in jock handouts.

Nominated by Acting Chief Cuntstable Cuntbubble