Ruth Davidson

Lezza bitch has just signed up for a job with a lobbying firm as an “adviser”. 50 grand a year for 25 days “work.” Nice. Very Nice.

Sorry, wasn’t this the same slag who, a few weeks ago resigned as leader of the Scottish Tories , and threatened to quit politics, because she need to spend more time with her Turkey Baster brat?

Oh yes, but wave a big fat wedge in front of Ruth and suddenly her trannie trainee isn’t so important after all. This is the kind of trash who ask us to vote for them.

Nominated by Freddie the Frog

A nomination for couples in their 30s and 40s who pay to watch babies’ films at the cinema, otherwise known by the admittedly cuntish portmanteau ‘kidults’.

I’m still 10% human so dont really begrudge people watching nostalgic crap like Pinocchio or Mary Poppins at Christmas or if they feel a bit down, or take issue with the dopey dads who take their kids to see Kung Fu Panda.

It’s these twats, these professional geeks – usually a girl who speaks like a gurgling child and uses Anime characters as her avatars, and her pussy whipped boyfriend (probably entering his first long term relationship) – who insist on going the cinema as a couple to watch Pixar crap like Toy Story, or generally any animated films aimed at children.
I dont really understand the mindset of these cunts, nor did i understand why so many fucking adults – usually women and highly effeminate and feminised men – would post memes and videos about fucking ‘Frozen’.

Being a decent citizen at the time I bit my tongue, but it was a truly disturbing number of ‘friends’ and their half-wit associates. The revulsion i felt towards so many of these sad fuckers was one factor of many in quitting social media.

Fucking idiots.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime

MUSLIM PRIDE:-

Yes it sounds like a joke but it isn’t. No doubt Saddik Kunt will turn up to give a grovelling, unctuous speech, in addition to making sure the organisers get a shedful of public money for the event:

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/first-muslim-pride-event-to-take-place-in-london-to-celebrate-lgbt-community-after-10000-fundraiser-a4272581.html

Let’s celebrate diversity – or not, as the case might be.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Tweets by ImaanLGBTQ

‘Heir Miles’ Harry
Prince Harry de Halff-Whitt is deeply concerned about the deteriorating state of the environment, and he wants to see his concern addressed. We know this because he tells us so. Often.
This concern notwithstanding, ‘Heir Miles’ Harry seems very wedded to his jet-set lifestyle, with emphasis on the word ‘jet’. Now it transpires that he’s off again, this time on a gas-guzzling round trip to Japan, to watch the rugby world cup final.
Oh, no doubt some justification will be contrived by the palace; he’s a patron of the RFU, he’s representing Her Maj, or the country. I think however, that deep down, we can all recognise this for what it is. It’s a jaunt. He fancies going to the game instead of just watching it on the telly, and he’ll be flying first class I’m sure, unless his late mother’s ‘dear, dear friend’ Dame Elton Luvvy shells out for a private jet again.
Anyways, he’ll be stomping another big carbon footprint in the clouds in the process. Tell you what, then. Let the likes of you and I make the sacrifices and forgo our holidays to Spain. We can’t expect Harry to curtail his gadding about as if he was plain Joe Soap; after all, he is a Very Important Person. I’m sure that this line of thinking will suit him admirably. First rule in the book of the rich and powerful; ‘do as I say, not as I do’.

Nominated by Ron Knee

LLOYD RUSSELL-MOYLE M.P.:-

A fit for a queen cunting please for this Catweazle-As-A-Young-Man* fruity acolyte of old Steptoe, who feels that billionaires have no place in his gay Britain of the 2020a:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7635619/Labour-MP-Lloyd-Russell-Moyle-calls-billionaires-DRIVEN-Britain.html

I am, of course, not a billionaire myself, but this attitude seems to be totally out of order since the only people who will be able to foot the Corbyn bill for his free university education, free prescriptions and wholesale nationalisation will be tose billionaires. Also, I think Mangledbum and Blair, who have spent their entire lives brown-nosing these rare creatures, will be outraged. Bunny Beckett is outraged on their behalf and has pissed her drawers in sympathy.

This Brighton bender is really getting a taste for publicity. Early on in the year he told the House of Commons that he was unfortunately infected by HIV. In the summer he laid over Berc-ow, as he was distraught that the Speaker was resigning (get the madam!) and now this latest outburst.

I doubt he will lose his seat – I am sure his seat has a gay old time in Brighton, but why can’t this bearded cunt just shut the fuck up. Hopefully nationwide his outburst and Steptoe’s fantasy economics will have lost them many votes, but this week more than 210,000 people under 35 have applied to vote – I suppose most of them are too young to realise that if something sounds too good to be true, it probably is.

* The real Catweazle returns to TV tomorrow (Talking Pictures 3.30 p.m – my sons favourite programme when he was a lad. He is 54 now)

Nominated by W. C. Boggs