Jo Swinson is need of yet another nomination. So, she wants to rescind Article 50 in order to stop Brexit. Considering that the majority of British voters indicated in a free, fair and democratic referendum that we want to leave the EU, this would not only be going against the will of the people, it would show what an anti-democratic cunt she is.
That’s not the reason I’m nominating her though. I’m nominating her because she’s bat shit insane. Despite EVERY poll showing that the Lib Dems are less popular than Bubonic plague, this ignorant, grinning bint insists on referring to herself as the ‘next Prime Minister’.
It’s good to have dreams. One of my dreams involves being ridden hard by Naomi Campbell, while Ariana Grande does the same on my face. It’ll never happen, but there’s definitely more chance of it happening than there is of Jo Swinson entering Downing Street as anything other than a guest. I’m actually in favour of Jo joining Boris and the Terrorists Mate on stage for the debates, because numerous surveys have shown that the more Jo is seen in public, the less she is liked. So, come on ITV, BBC, CH4 get the grinning twat involved in the debates, you’ll have here less popular than Hitler, Mussolini, Pol Pot and Stalin combined in no time.
She spouts shite like an erupting volcano spouts lava, except we’d all rather experience the lava. She is completely fake, she is a liar and incredibly disingenuous. The best example of that is her silence on the fact that her husband’s company has received millions of Euro’s from the EU.
That couldn’t in any way be the reason that Swinson is so vehemently anti-leave could it?
Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw
In my day a doublled barrelled surname meant you were some private schooled educated cunt like Tim Nice-But-Tim. We respected these cunts cos they were posh and knew how to manage us Hoi Polois. Nowadays ever double barrelled cunt is a dark-key footballer playing for some Liverpool soccer outfit. 
I would like to nominate young children whom sit or stand in shopping trolleys and the adults that let them.
It’s similar to that nomination of that lady whom lost her head whilst sticking it out of a train.
I’ve been working in a supermarket for a bit now after having been out of work for a while but keeping busy with volunteering in the mean time. Finding a job is hard and I need the money.
It cheeses me right off when children mess about.
When the parent or parents come to the till with child in the trolley, I ask the parent, “What shelf did you find that on (pointing to the child in the trolley)?” Parent laughs.
Matter of factly, no ounce of can of cant-ishness whatsoever, I tell the parent, “It’s dangerous to have children in trolleys. Accidents can happen”. Some either apologise or give an evil look.
It annoys me because if something bad happens, it’s never the person who causes it, always the fault someone else.
There are warning symbols on the push bar of the but still..
Fork sake.
Also people wearing pyjamas and or slippers in supermarkets. Gah!
Nominated by Spoonington