Freddie Bentley

I didn’t know who he was either, but after seeing him on Good Morning Britian I had to look him up. He’s a 22yr-old former call-centre worker from Essex who was the runner-up on a Channel 4 reality TV show called The Circle. Yesterday he was on GMB claiming that learning about World War II harms millennials’ mental health. See for yourself:

It seems like it’s ok to teach young children about transgenderism, but not about historical events that gave him and his generation the easy lives they have now. And these are the same entitled little cunts who think that “old” people shouldn’t have been allowed to vote in the EU Referendum?! Basically the people who helped to build their safe little world don’t matter.
This is Generation Snowflake, right here, and they WILL be the end of us.

Nominated by Cunt me in

An iron-clad, turbo-charged, gonad-splitting nomination please – if he hasn’t already had one – for Freddie Bentley.

This is the cunt who – first off – claims his job is “Instagram Influencer”, shorthand for vacuous bellend if ever there was one.

Secondly, this is the prick who has publicly stated that children in schools should no longer be taught about WWII (or any wars for that matter) because it’s too damaging to their mental health to hear about. Let THAT fucker sink in for a second…..

So in his life of middle-class twottery he sees no irony in the fact that countless poor fucking Tommies (and many other nationalities let’s not forget – don’t worry about the flag-waving French cunts though, “French Resistance” – only resistance they have is to personal hygiene) were shot, eviscerated, gassed and blown to shreds in order to give him the ability to whine about mental health issues 70 years later.

Where is this selective teaching of history going to end – what will we ban next? The Ice Age? Slavery? The Great Plague?? Get to fuck you simpleton.

Nominated by Cunting virgin

A planet Earth sized cunting please for ‘Crowdfunding’ sites, or more accurately, some of the pathetic, selfish, money-grabbing ‘ME ME ME’ bottom feeders with their paws stuck out.

I’m not having a go at people who turn to these 21st century begging bowls out of sheer desperation. I’ll forgive the couple who want to raise £150k for experimental treatment for their 4 year old with rare brain cancer, or the next door neighbour trying to raise 2k for the terminally ill girl to visit Lapland before her times up. Some of the £ targets of these worthwhile appeals are so reasonable, that most premier league footballers could fund them with the loose change down their sofas.

This cunting is for the intergalactic nerve some of these ‘poor me’ or ‘this is a great idea’ bastards have, in asking for £wonga from Joe public, because they can’t be arsed to work hard & save the dough, or make a sound business case & go knocking the banks door, like most self-employed had to.

Some of these wankers defy belief :-
Burntwood Alien Watch Tower – £25k wanted to build a platform to watch for Aliens visiting Cannock Chase – PHONE HOME, PHONE HOME !
Election Campaign Fund – want £15k to keep Jess Philips as MP for B’ham Yardley – GET FUCKED !
Candwich, the Sandwich In A Can – $100k to revolutionise food on the go. A long-life sandwich sealed in a coke can – WHY ?
Fish on Wheels – €40K wanted for the next thing in pet companionship. Who needs mans best friend when a goldfish bowl on a motorised tractor can follow you wherever you go – JESUS !

Nominated by Lord of the Rings

The Nobel Prize Committee

How remiss of the Committee not to award the Peace Prize to Greta Thunberg. What a golden opportunity missed to really focus our minds on the Climate Emergency.
In fact there should be a prize for those who have gone to exceptional lengths to raise awareness like dear little Greta. ‘The Nobel Prize For Raising Environmental Awareness’ the prize could be called. Of course the first recipient should be Greta. But I would have a subsidiary prizes (the subject being of such magnitude and importance) and one of the recipients in my opinion should be Prince Charles. Yes Prince Charles for all the decades he has devoted to this issue-when he was a lone voice amongst public figures.
What a team they make Greta and Charley boy come to think. See while Greta takes on the politicians making them feel shameful (all to the good), Prince Charles in his practical way goes after business people as he did recently; arguing with, encouraging them to devote their energies not only to creating more green technology but to investing in actually cleaning up the planet. Yes cleaning up all the filth and gunge and mess this Capitalist System has produced these past centuries.
The earth you know cunters is our home. You wouldn’t have your house full of junk, stinking of chemicals now would you? Yes let’s do it then! Let’s change our whole focus! Let’s give the earth a spring clean! It sorely needs it.
You know cunters the climate is secondary to me. What I see in Greta and Charles is the beginning of the destruction of Capitalism. I’m not kidding. Someone once wrote on here that things will only change when the rich start to be affected. And here in these two towering figures we have a sort of two- pronged approach that could achieve it. Greta and Charles, one to get the politicians to change, the other to get big business to change. What a team, what a double act.
Marx and Lenin tried to destroy Capitism in the last century. They failed. But Environmentalism will do it. Then humanity can finally get back to a normal, proprtional way of living.
It has been a huge failure of the Nobel Committee to miss this epoch- changing moment.

Nominated by Miles Plastic

What a cheery child.

loopy Jo Swinson, PM

That’s right folks, Potty Jo Swinson thinks she will be the next ‘Pryme Minahstah’

Mad as a box of frogs, country bumpkin Jo (39) Member of Parliament for East Dunbartonshire, believes she will lead the shit for brains Liberals to a storming victory on 12th December, gaining 310 new Parliamentary seats.

Whilst you may suspect that the harebrained Miss Swinson is not playing with a full deck, she is completely serious in her belief the Millions will buy into her demented delusions, & accept that we all need to bask in the embrace of Junker & his EU stormtroopers.

Barking mad Jo may have been born under the zodiac sign Aquarius, but she clearly doesn’t have both oars in the water. Pass me a duffel bag full of whatever this mouth foaming Loony Tune is smoking, because it’s ‘grade A’ Whacky Baccy.

Call the men in white coats, as an emergency ambulance is needed to transport Crazy Jo to ward 7 (ask for Lord Nelson when visiting) – ? ? ?

Nominated by Lord of the Rings