A nomination for the amusingly named Labour MP, Laura Pidcock.

In launching her campaign to be returned as Labour MP for North West Durham, the insane Pisscock said the following about Comrade Compo –

“I know it has been a long time coming, but we are on the path to justice. And because people know that it is perfectly possible that Jeremy Corbyn could be our prime minister, you can be sure that absolutely everything, absolutely everything, is going to be thrown at us in the next few weeks. People will say some of the most hurtful things about our people and our communities and our political representatives. PLEASE FORGIVE THEM, PLEASE FORGIVE THEM, FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO”.

So there you have it. In Pisscock’s warped world view, Compo is on the same level as Jesus Christ, to the extent that the words spoken by Jesus on his way to crucifixion are directly applicable to Compo.

Putting aside the question of blasphemy which I expect the Libtard leftist Church of England to ignore as the speaker was not a Conservative, quite frankly I hope that Compo is on the path to crucifixion. But to suggest a parallel between Compo and the messiah of Christianity demonstrates apocalyptic self-righteousness and tone deafness to an extraordinary degree that it’s quite frightening.

What a stupid cunt.

Fuck off.

Nominated by Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

A right-on-keep-left cunting please for this jumped-up, four-eyed, stupid as fuck looking whore, who seems to have very uni ideas on immigration (“lets be cool and flood the cuntry”):

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7684803/Labour-shadow-minister-repeatedly-REFUSES-say-party-end-freedom-movement.html

The horrible things is that this daft looking moron is apparently tipped to be a future Labour leader. If that is true and not just a John McDonnell wank fetish (an old man’s whim), then Labour have now not only scraped the barrel but got under it.

Nominated by W.C. Boggs

Well that’s that then; the venerable British institution that is M&S is officially launching its own range of Halal ready meals. Mozzers can now happily chow down with the rest of us (or at least those of us that are sufficiently up our own arses to pay £6 for a microwave tagliatelle ‘cos it’s got an M&S label) in the warming knowledge that the wee beasties in their meals were stoned to death, after being made to watch the mad Mozzy butcher pissing on pictures of their family (I’m not 100% on the technicalities of this barbarous dark-ages bullshit, nor do I want to be) in the traditional manner that Al Larr dictates.

No doubt they’ll soon realise that it’s eating into profit to have two methods of despatching the chooks so it’ll be Halal for one-and-all…. As-Salaam-Alaikum!

To make things fair I think they should adopt a policy of sprinkling random bacon bits in say every fifth meal, give the Mesquites a bit of a thrill

Nominated by Cunting virgin

A take your unasked for opinion and shove it up your ring cunting for European Council president Tusk.

This little pimple, the archetypal EU oligarch, has now stuck his oar into the general election proceedings, advising Remoaners ‘not to give up on stopping Brexit’, and adding that he agrees with ‘a friend’, who claims that Brexit ‘will be the real end of the British Empire’ (whatever the fuck that’s actually supposed to mean). He then laughably adds that he envies ‘Short Arse’ Bercow, saying that our late lamented Speaker of the House is now free to tell us how he really feels about Brexit. As if we didn’t know already.

I don’t know what leads this shit to think he’s got a remit to interfere in the election process, but he’s gone ahead and done it anyway, sticking two fingers up to 17.4 million voters, and once more denying the outcome of the largest exercise in democracy in this proud nation’s history. If this isn’t yet another demonstration of the utter contempt that Tusk and his ilk hold for democracy, then I don’t know what is.

Well, here’s my message to YOU, you preening, Polish prat. I’m not giving up on getting Brexit done, and quitting your rotten, bloated, anti-democratic plutocracy once and for all.

Fuck off over there you jumped up little cunt, and when you get there, fuck off again.

Nominated by Ron Knee

Stupid Americunt that can’t fucking drive kills a Brit riding home minding his own business and then scurries home claiming diplomatic immunity when her husband isn’t even a fucking diplomat.

How the fuck is every cunt on duty at that fucking yanky base given immunity for them and their families? Some crazy bitch with an M-16 could go on a mass-murdering rampage and we can’t even legally keep her in the country because her hubby works as a mechanic at a fat-shit base!? Aren’t those cunts embarrassed as fuck that their base is now surrounded by signs telling the stupid fucks to drive on the fucking LEFT?

In their shoes I’d want the retarded splitarse to come back to face trial to restore some dignity and wouldn’t give a shit if she does time she fucking deserves it.

Nominated by ShaggawotZ

I just turned the telly on to watch Hobson’s Choice when the announcer announced that “the following film is classified as P.G”. Who the fuck could find anything offensive in ” Hobson’s Choice? I’ve watched it several times and haven’t heard a single swear word or seen as much as a flash of tit or bush. I have also not noticed any violence,stabbing,mugging,drug-selling or benefit fraud…I expect this is because there are no Dark Keys in it. I have also not witnessed any Depravity or Debauchery…I expect this is because the film was made before The Gayness was invented.

But back to subject…I can’t imagine that anyone who is watching some old black and white film from 1954 is likely to have need of Parental Guidance…I’d be amazed if they even had a Parent still drawing breath never mind issuing guidance on what to watch.

Nominated by Dick de Pfeffel Foxchaser-Fiddler