Geoffrey Boycott

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I hereby nominate Geoffrey Boycott (Minus Sir) for an illustrious and unavoidably
delayed cunting. Delayed, because this obnoxious, arrogant, bigoted Yorkshire tyke’s latest and unwelcome resurface into the public’s consciousness left me with stress induced angina and subsequent hospitalisation.

But now, thanks to wonderful care received courtesy of the British NHS plus my repeat prescription of Propranolol it’s time at last to express-pace a jaffa straight in the physog of a man that I’ve detested from the moment I saw his crooked yap utter a single sentence.

There is little we Brits have to thank the croaky Maybot for, but her unquestionable admiration and inclusion in her honours list for rent a gob ‘I say what I like and I like what I bloody well say’ woman beater and misogynist Boycunt has got me royally stumped and quite frankly makes my piss boil over into my y-fronts.

Now I don’t doubt this mans prowess as a top notch batsman so I’ll leave any forthcoming cuntification as regards his shortcomings on the crease to experts in cricket which I’m not, but not only has this mean spirited shitface been bestowed with the title of ‘Sir’ which unsurprisingly has been denied to him on a previous occasion, but he has the audacity to say he ‘doesn’t give a toss’ about his convictions for domestic violence when challenged about his worthiness for the honour. Well Geoff, after all those West Indian cricketers that you reckon were handed knighthoods like confetti you must be ahm ‘appy as a pig in mook as they say in Yorkshire.

So now you’ve got your medal, bugger off back into retirement and take your microphone with you, hopefully you now will be well and truly boycotted Boycunt. I’m in no doubt that many people including the women you’ve knocked around would rather see you as a pile of ashes rather than hear you commentating on them. Odious CUNT.

Nominated by Family Farter

48 thoughts on “Geoffrey Boycott”

  1. Cricket does tend to produce fewer cunts than other sports but the ones it does produce are 24carat ubercunts.

  2. One of those instances where I can’t figure out why exactly the subject is being cunted.

    Sir Geoffrey Boycott might be a cantankerous old drone, but cunt? The fucker speaks his mind more often than not and is the archetypal, no-nonsense Yorkshireman.

    Rather him than some super fucking slick yes man in the commentary box. I’ll pass on this one, Reg.

    • Agree ECB. I wish Boycott was the husband of Slubberguts Thornberry, Butch Phillips or Dawn Butler. Too much of their buck and they would have been across his knee getting a bloody good smack. Would have done them the world of good.

  3. If he’d been Greta Thunderbirdsaregoandfuckyourself’s dad,she would have turned out to be a normal individual.
    A good slap and denial of Poloney rations is all it would have taken.
    Go Geoff.
    Good morning.

    • Im not onboard wi this one!
      Ill pin her arms Geoff ,
      “Right, work the body Geoff!
      Right hook!
      Ohh you were wearing a ring!
      Leave a scare that will”…..

  4. The “convictions” for domestic violence were bullshit and have been totally discredited. He was “fined” £ 0.01 at the time, which should give some indication.

    Otherwise, a good commentator, knowledgeable and tells its straight. So for me, not a cunt.

  5. The allegations of abuse were essentially a ruse to fleece him out of some money.

    They approached him first and said: “If you don’t pay this then I will go public and say this.”

    What they hadn’t reckoned on was that Sir Geoff is tighter than a seal on the space station (rumour has it that he only breathes in) and he flat refused to pay it on the grounds that if he did, people would immediately assume wrong-doing, a claim Boycott has always denied.

    He was convicted in a kangaroo French court (who’s legal differences between UK courts on such matters are well known and well documented), where he was fined (a value far less than the original “hush money” requested) and given a suspended sentence (the French legislative equivalent of a slapped wrist).

    The moral of the story is: never try to part a Yorkshireman from his money.

    Geoff Boycott is an unapologetic “Say what I like, like what I bloody well say!” legend. A breath of fresh air amongst the stench of mealy-mouthed apologists who mostly grace our screens/airwaves as commentators in “woke progressive” Britain.

    I guess what I’m saying is, I don’t agree with this cunting! 😁

  7. Course he’s a Cunt. The rude,thoroughly unpleasant, old Cunt should realise that if you can’t say something nice about someone,you shouldn’t say anything at all.

    Miserable old Wanker.

    Fuck Off.

      • The bugger is probably coming back to renew his fraudulent benefit claim.

      • I think I caught it from the toilet seat at Fiddler Towers.

        That last soirée was something else.

      • You need to stay mate because if Commissar Corbynov gets in everything will be “FREE! FREE! FREE!”

        I’m packing in work on the 13th if he does, great stuff!

        ☀️🍸🍹🍷🍾🍺☀️

  10. I can’t agree with this, Sir Geoff is a legend. If that woman had done as she was told he would not have had cause to discipline her.

    • I believe she was somewhat slipshod in the task given to her on the day namely mopping the floors and slipped, stupid cow

  11. Leaving out crimes against women, this face gurning freak is still a number one twat and one of the most boring batsmen to have watched. Agree entirely FF.

    • Every sport needs one, Steve Davis, Michael Owen and Andy Murray spring to mind. What a fucking dinner party that would be, id ask Boycott to slap me now and then to keep me awake.

      • Good morning Blunty, is Percy fattening up nicely and Fiddler hasn’t bagged him for the pot himself?

      • Afternoon LL. I did think of force feeding Percy with corn, a la foie gras but he’s plumping up quite naturally and should be ready for Christmas Day.
        Unfortunately, a couple of my Christmas peace doves strayed too close to Fiddler Towers and have not returned. I fear they’ve ended up in one of Fiddlers pies.

  13. I don’t mind “Boycs” when his commentating- yes, he’s very much the Brian Clough of the cricket world, but to my mind nothing wrong with that because at least you know where you stand with him.

    as for his personal life: couldn’t give a shit what he does or says, so long as it doesn’t involve fiddling with kids, abusing animals and slapping women.

    The cunts in cricket I really can’t stand are the likes of David “cream puff” Gower, and Ian “Twatty” Botham to name but two bollocks in a ball bag.

    • Beefy Botham has taken on the mantle of elderly grandad now, advertising remedial foot spas on Talking Pictures adverts. Surely he isn’t that old?. It will be Nicola Adams with incontinence knickers next.

  14. Boycott is a perfect example of a former sports “star” who has been making a handsome living as a commentator even though he hasn´t played for decades. The BBC has a whole army of these has beens ready to share their inarticulate ramblings for a few bob or million bob in Lineker´s case. I bet most of today´s young players can´t stand them.

    There are lots of ageing rock bands out there which haven´t done anything new for decades either but they still tour and can at least fall back on their greatest hits to keep the fans happy.

    • He’s not bad as commentators/pundits go – he is certainly very knowledgeable about the game, and I would listen to him, who has “been there done that”, rather than some jumped up young cunt who has only played a handful of Tests (losing nearly all of them), and then coming off as some kind of fucking cricket guru in the commentary box!

      And i am pretty sure if they allowed swear words during cricket commentary, Boycott would say it as it is “What kind of a fucking shot was that, the daft flat-footed cunt!”

      Compare and contrast to the arselicking punditry from the Young Turks today – “Oh he is such a gifted player! Wonderful shot through the covers. A shame that he run out his partner. But an excellent innings of 3. Wonderful!”

      Fuck off!

  16. Thought it was another dead pool.

    Unfortunately not.

    When this cunt does expire the cuntitude of Yorkshire will go down about 90%.

    Utter, UTTER, cunt.

  17. He is a bit of a loudmouth but I don’t mind old Boycs at all, he is a bit repetitive on TMS but I would still rather listen to him than Graeme I’d love to suck my own cock Swann or one of the PC BBC cunts . As for the domestic violence the woman probably forgot to get Geoffrey’s dinner on the table by the time he got back from a hard days commentating and when naturally he took umbrage she must have got a bit lippy. That’s all. For me not a cunt.

  18. All these uppity leftie bitches on the idiot box could do with the famous Boycott backhander. Get tae fuck.

  19. Can’t agree with this cunting at all.

    Firstly, he was convicted of one very minor assault in 1998. Subsequent reports suggest it was a false allegation. Hardly qualifies him for the title of “wife beater”. Especially as she was not even his wife!

    Second, to call him a bigot is kind of hypocritical when you look at a good number of the posts on this site. I am not criticising anyone one here, I am just as capable of displaying my own levels of bigotry as the next man, just pointing it out.

    Third, he’s a Yorkshireman. Speaking his mind in a frank and forthright manner is what us Yorkshiremen do.

    • I tend to agree although I can’t say I’m a huge fan of his I find his forthrightness refreshing in this day of age. I liked his response to some hysterical harpy who was moaning about him being given a knighthood: “I couldn’t give a toss.” Anyway, if he was guilty of that jumped up charge the courts would have been down on him quicker than the Flabottamus after catching someone who nicked her chiggun’ dinner.

  20. I enjoy his insight and him saying it like it is, one of the few examples to be found on the BBC who don’t play safe rather the just repeating the corporate script, top bloke

  21. I agree that Boycott is a gobby cunt, but not in the same way that, say, Lily Allen is a gobby cunt. In the days when we live in an era of the Easily Offended – when the merest of slights reduces adult snowflakes to tears – his don’t-give-a-fook attitude is quite refreshing. As is his penchant for dressing correctly, with a single- breasted summer suit and Panama hat, when every other cunt in the land goes to Tesco wearing pyjamas and slippers. He should have gone to collect his gong from Her Majesty in blackface, wearing cricket pads.

  22. Doesn’t get my approval either. Sir Geoffrey is one of the greats and is always good value on TMS. The girlfriend beating was all BS from a skank who wanted to make a few bob. One of the few left who actually tells us what he thinks and although you may not agree, you have to admire that in these times.

  23. I don’t know anything about the court case but I heard the Radio 4 interview and it was nice to hear Martha Kearney made speachless.

    Martha Kearney is doing live broadcasts from Antarctica at the moment, telling us all about climate change. Did she walk there? Or was a lot of CO2 and licence payers money expended? Cunting for the BBC again please.

  24. If he had “Repeatedly punched her in the face” she would not have had a small bruised area consistent with ducking when about to administer a gobble. Women’s equality my arse, don’t start fights you can’t finish then bitch about it. Boycotts lawyer should be disbarred.

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