John Bercow deserves another ‘ORDER, ORDER’ condescending cunting.

The man has been out of the speakers chair for less than a week and already the poison dwarf is in the media spouting, “Brexit is the worst post ww2 mistake”.

Fuck off Bercunt.

Your reign of bias motion selecting is over. You should now fuck off and fade in to the ether, like Blair, Major, May and any other failed politicunt should have done.

Why is it that even when these fuckers are supposed to be gone, they manage to hang around like a bad smell? They seem worse after the fact, than they were whilst working in the commons.

Nominated by elcuntio

Fuck it! That’s another cunt to add to the wall!

Katie Hill
If you are an old dodderer like me you have heard of Fanny Hill but probably not Katie Hill who has resigned as Democratic Congresswoman for California after admitting to have had a “inappropriate” relationship with a female member of her staff. She also seems to have been swinging both ways and getting a length from another staffer, this time a guy, at the same time.

“It is with a broken heart that today I announce my resignation from Congress. This is the hardest thing I have ever had to do, but I believe it is the best thing for my constituents, my community, and our country,” sobbed Katie who then blamed her husband for all her problems. Incidentally, he was banging the female staff member at the same time as Kiss Me Kate.

Head of the coven Nancy Pelosi, aka Speaker of the House, who represents the shit-filled streets of San Francisco, praised Hill for making “a great contribution as a leader of the Freshman Class” of House Democrats but said “we must ensure a climate of integrity and dignity in the Congress, and in all workplaces.”

Pictures of Hill, showing a tattoo of Nazi Iron Cross and posing naked while smoking a joint and having it off lesbo style, have been published and are out there in cyberspace if you want to see them.

I feel sorry for poor old Bill Clinton who now only has memories of jerking off onto his staff´s dresses to make up for sharing a bed with harridan Hillary. Trump must me laughing his pants off.

Nominated by Mr Polly

Prince Andrew is a Cunt.

He is a rude, obnoxious bore with “friends” in both high and low places. Dodgy Russian businessmen queue up to give him money, while American businessmen offer him 5 star treatment at their “homes” (without him ever realising that they were actually convicted kiddy-diddlers),because he is such good company presumably.

Andrew and Harry are the main reasons why the Royals are becoming so unpopular and if The Queen can’t recognise that fact perhaps it’s time that the old trout finally released her interminable grip on the taxpayer-teat,packed up her grasping extended family and Fucked Off.

Nominated by Dick de Pfeffel Foxchaser-Fiddler

Lidl

Up until recently i’ve never been in one of these places in my life. Partly because I was told they were shit but, mainly, because I know they are a Kraut company and those bastards dropped bombs on my Mum and Dad. Never forgive, never forget.
Anyway, about a month ago one of these cuntholes opened up about 400 yards from me so I have been along to sample their wares, as you would expect.
Firstly, there is no doubt they are cheap, you can’t deny that.
But what do you get for your money? Fucking shit as far as I can see. Their meat, vegetables and fruit are tasteless crap. I can’t forget the “King Prawns” I bought. Zero fucking taste ….. i thought I was chewing on a mouthful of condoms. ( unused ones obviously)
The only things I buy in there now are the stick loaves (which are very good to be fair) and cans of wifebeater which are much cheaper than the Joe Daki shops.
What do we learn from this?
(1) no cunt gives you something for nothing. You get what you pay for.
(2) Never trust the fucking Germans.
(3) That’s it. What more do you want? Fuck off.

Nominated by Freddie the Frog

Emergency cunting for Extinction Rebellion: the rahs that be have got the judiciary to agree that they were unlawfully arrested. Now I’m no expert but I know that if I decided that peacefully protesting involved any of the following I would be arrested but because my name isn’t Rupert Holier-thanthou and I don’t worship St Greta.

– camping in my local park for 8 days causing noise, mess and idiocy
– gluing myself to the road outside Liverpool Street Station and blocking the pavement
– stopping public transport
– handing out patronising I’m sorry leaflets outside the nearest tube

and these are just the ways in which I have been personally affected. I am ABSOLUTELY sick of the cunts.

Nominated by IfuckinghateXR

Thin end of the fucking wedge. Now the judiciary have basically given them carte blanche to carry out their juvenile student rag day antics they’ll just get bigger and more frequent.

I CANNOT wait for the day I actually come across one of these fuckers in person trying to stop me going about my business, watch out for me on the news…. especially if it’s one of those where the crusty wankers descend on a restaurant and start throwing the fake blood around while berating people for eating meat.

Nominated by Cuntan the Cuntarian