James Corden and Cats (Shite Film)

Everyone knows he’s a talentless, fat cunt who thankfully moved abroad.

Now the useless fuck got paid for a shit musical adaptation of ‘Cats’ and claims it’s shit. No kidding. why didn’t you say so at the time not after the reviews? Not to get me started on Judi Dench claiming her character is transgender for no reason other than to try to be “relevant”.

Nominated by lazybiscuits

Gary Neville (2)

Gary Neville is a cunt, isn’t he?

Gary Neville, regular cliché turnip of Sky Football, previous bootlicker of Alex Ferguson, bestie mate with David Beckham, and all round bell-end, believes Football should empower players to walk off the pitch if they face racial abuse.

This solution by Neville who, let’s face it, has never been known for his intellect or depth, is both embarrassing and crassly stupid. It does nothing but score the little window-licker some ‘liberal’ points while saying, “look at meee, I’m not waycist.”

What happens when the other team continue playing football, Gary? If you walk of the pitch the other side win. Have you considered that, Gary?

What happens when teams are being beaten 2-0, pretend they’ve heard some racist abuse and walk off pitch. How do you prevent that, Gary?

Incredibly, Gary, who always looks like he’s breathing through his mouth, is not even the ugliest brother in the Neville family, although he may be the most stupid. He recently blamed PM Boris Johnson for “fuelling racism” in Britain. Gary Neville! Is he about to trade in his Man United defender shirt and Sunshine Coaches haircut for a Lib Dems badge?

This is defeatism at its highest. It encourages snowflakiness. If players were entitled to walk off the pitch it, that would be the reaction required, and would ultimately result in far more racist chanting. Instead, why not tell players to be stronger and do their bloody job, for which they’re paid a fortune.

Consequently, why not stick to YOUR job, Neville, you fucktard: Muttering bad commentary in a whiny, nasal Manc voice.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

James Abbott-Thompson

You can only imagine a real BAME sense of entitlement drives the son of the current Shadow Home Secretary, the lovely Diane.

James Abbott-Thompson appeared before a judge at Thames Magistrates Court where he was accused of 11 crimes – most of them on NHS property.

He is alleged to have gone on the rampage attacking nine people including five emergency workers, two of whom were assaulted on the same day.

The 28-year-old faces nine charges of assault, a charge of of racially aggravated criminal damage and one of exposure over the past five months.

George Gross, defending, said: ‘The defendant proposes to indicate not guilty pleas.’

He sounds a real charmer, doesn’t he? Exposing himself, hitting, biting – for the many not the few I am sure. How lucky we are to have a “resistance” of such characters.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

We now know the full extent of this privileged, odious punk’s charge sheet. THREE assaults on police officers, one count of exposing himself to hospital staff, several violent attacks on nurses and doctors, racially/religiously aggravated assault…

How the fuck does a person collect so many charges without having been hauled before a judge ’till now!? If I committed just one of these it’s a prison term, this prick has 11. How did somebody so dysfunctional and savage as to be beating nurses get a job as a fucking diplomat for our nation!? Why the fuck is this prick still allowed through the doors of any hospital in the country? One attack on NHS staff should mean a red card you son of a fucking architect!

What’s the bet this filth pleads mental health problems, promises to get help and doesn’t get a single day in the nick? The rodent should be in prison, banned from using NHS services, and stripped of British citizenship.

Nominated by The Return of Rev. Shagga

James Abbott seems to be being treated somewhat leniently by our justice system. It has been suggested that this could be because his mother is the Shadow Home Secretary.

You might very well think that. I couldn’t possibly comment.

Nominated by Francis Urquhart

Gambling Advertising

Gambling advertising is a cunt.

Every day there seems to be more and more adverts for various different gambling firms trying to muscle in on their share of a quick quid. On the front of football shirts, funky, colourful adverts that make it cool and fun, which for me, seems to be made to appeal to kids as well as adults, but no one is talking about the problems that gambling brings. In the last two years, problem gambling among the 11-16 year olds has soared, according to a gambling commission audit which was reported in The Daily Mail. Mobile apps have proved popular with this age group, with betting games being most played.

There are thousands of adults that have lost everything due to gambling: home, relationships, job, the list is endless and frankly, these betting firms don’t care. They wheeled out the slogan “when the fun stops, stop”. That’s really responsible, isn’t it? It’s like telling a cannibal to stop eating people when they don’t enjoy it so much.

It’s huge business and there’ll be a lot of money being made at someone else’s expense.

Nominated by EVILSCOTSMAN

Peter Tatchell (2)

Oh, what a gay day to offer a tinsel and glitter cunting of that elderly poofter, the self-righteous, publicity hungry, Peter Tatchell.

This time the great man is swinging his handbag at the BBC – not because of their political bias, but because a BBC1 comedy show ‘Gavin and Stacey’ is going to use the word *faggot* in the context of a song.

https://www.petertatchell.net/media/bbcaccusedofhomophobia-2/?__cf_chl_jschl_tk__=3c2747f62c2c7b29820c34d21b4fe4f2f58024d9-1577080651-0-AVtp1Md35WtjcDN430ivapi-tLZ912UCHudKLB1OzrxGrL6JXiyXwnKVDbhuiTVsOwJPf-fTyguW87T-lR-Hrin4Ipt6g3w7iTVD0LZl6DuUNx0BwaW7Kf_QMuyuBkwcq9z0POgn-fzuRIufdmhj_JLlacXhCD_oTDNbaIdMR_tbrNeml1n2uxiMC-rvRO3KgFg71eL_HrUN2sArpzbeKk2alDpF3AWKXHk7AYJusbesXY4Ii7-CloASh8Rv_ftQUE0YvvnOEdmIstL5YIlYdNX2CGQZrcQZhPSgwi14-toJ9kdK_BUMVnU4wrZuXKcaZA

“The BBC wouldn’t use the n-word””, the old queen whines. No ducky, but then I am not the Director General. Just try me if I were.

How the mighty are fallen – once it was mincing down the street to arrest foreign dignitaries, now it is sniping at some elderly comedy show on the telly.

Peter dear, fuck off and remember another song sang often at Christmas – “Nobody Loves A Fairy When He’s Forty”, and despite all the make-up it is obvious you are well past that…well past.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs