Disabled parking

I’d like to nominate disabled parking. As a wheelchair user I need to have a wide parking bay to get in & out of my car. All I see (if I can ever get a space) is so called disabled people getting out their car unaided, walking round the shops & getting back in unaided. I’m aware of hidden disabilities but surely you don’t deserve a wide disabled space if you don’t need it.
They’re giving disabled spaces to people with anxiety now! Their argument is that their shopping trip would be easier if they didn’t have the anxiety of finding a parking space!!?? Firstly, what the fuck is an anxiety sufferer doing shopping at such busy times & secondly what about my anxiety of finding a space where I can actually get in & out of my fucking car??
They give spaces for parents of children with ADHD! Surely that’s what the parent/child spaces are for!!

I am going to add to this, cunty car parks who charge for disabled parking, why you say? well my little blue badge allows me to park in some right cunty places, But sensible free parking stops us doing it, however the “lets rake it in council” seems to have other ideas. So cunty parking anyone?

And the worst part is the sanctimonious cunts who give me evil eyes because I drive a nice car & don’t look like I’m missing a leg until I start dragging my wheelchair from the passenger seat & start assembling it. Most of the time I’m the only person there who fucking *needs* the disabled bay but that doesn’t stop some old cunt staring at me as if I’ve stolen my grandmother’s disabled badge! The only saving grace is seeing their faces drop when the wheelchair is dragged out.

Cunts!

Nominated by BobMonkeycunt

Now a little contra cunting from Admin:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/woman-with-multiple-sclerosis-asked-did-you-forget-your-wheelchair-after-parking-in-disabled-bay-a6730216.html

Goal Celebrations

Goal celebrations need a nomination.

I actually couldn’t care less about football, but I’m sick of seeing these cunts on the TV news sports reports, skidding on their knees or piling on top of each other in an orgiastic scrum, just because they kicked a ball into the net. In the old days, didn’t they just pat each other on the back and shake hands?

Whilst I’m in the mood, also a nomination for marathon spectators. Why would anyone want to stand at the side of the road for hours, watching a load of cunts running past? Same goes for Grand Prix spectators.

Grand cunts, more like.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

The Advocacy Academy

A ‘Yoof Activist, innit’ cunting for the Advocacy Academy, please.

Whilst I can see the relative merits of teaching young people to think outside the box in order to find new and better ways of doing things, I have to question exactly what these cunts are trying to achieve. To make my point, can I suggest you click this link and see if you can spot the common denominator here:

http://www.theadvocacyacademy.com/#the-advocates

(if you’re struggling, click on the ‘show more’ link under the mugshots.)

Yes, these are the ‘future thinkers’ that are going to shape the years to come. I wonder what the theme of their focus will be. Will it be a breakthrough in green energy, or a means of feeding the world, or even a cure for cancer? Well, call me a bluff old traditionalist, but I can only hear cries of ‘whitey is waycist’, ‘more multiculturalism’ and ‘Vote Labour’ as the dominant theme from their educated gobs.

I fail to understand why this sort of shit is being encouraged. Gobshite kids should have their legs slapped and be sent to bed – and Greta, that includes you too.

Study those faces carefully, fellow cunters, because their owners are soon to be seen glued on the the top of a train near you.

Nominated by The Stained Gusset

Here we go again, tis the season to be stabby!

So after the vaporization of a state controlled Terrorist by Mr Trump the back lash is starting with the first of what can only be assumed will be many lone wolf attacks.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-50986028

It’s hard to believe that these are sleeper cells that have been activated, but more the fault of an overly liberal system that has allowed (and cared for) these people in our midst, realistically some form of military reprisal would be expected, however short of suicide bombers Iran is rather restricted apart from blind faith, and blind faith can achieve a lot of impact especially when dealing with a population in internal (theoretical) combat, you will all recall criticism of the Police after the London bridge shooting ( Big thank you to the transport Police there, you may know fuck all about running a transport service but you know how to deal with terrorists).

So scores on the doors.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_knife_attacks_by_Islamic_extremists

So, Your Thoughts?

Nominated By Joris Bronson.

Dracula (BBC Shite)

BBC’s Dracula – saw the first episode yesterday. I fully expected it to be shite, and it surpassed all expectations. This was not unexpected as it is typical of the BBC to ruin everything they touch with their pointless ‘re-imaginings’ of classic stories – even more so, since Moffat and Gatiss were behind this.

They naturally had to introduce a homosexual element, where a nun asks Jonathan Harker if he had sexual intercourse with Dracula. The nun was of course portrayed as free spirited and empowered. She also turned out to be called Van Helsing. So you can already see, presumably, that an empowered woman is going to be Dracula’s nemesis. There was also a black and a Chinese nun – just what you would expect to find in a convent in 1890s Hungary. Dracula himself started off with an eastern European accent and gradually ended up sounding like an East End wide boy. It’s in three episodes, so can only get worse.

Nominated by Mystic Maven