No, this is not the name of a sadistic SS general in a Sven Hassel book, but that of a “lead political anchor” (as he describes himself) on a CNN show called, “The Situation Room”.

Wolf has the charisma of John Major, Jeremy Corbyn, Malcolm Rifkind and Arthur Negus wrapped up in one and attempts to enliven his tedious show by claiming that every development he announces is “historic”, “ground breaking” or “fast-moving”. Like the other politically correct CNN muppet “anchors”, he despises Trump and his supporters i.e. the American people who voted of their own free will to put The Donald in charge of the nuclear button and not the Hag Hillary.

Wolf´s idea of an orgasmic red-hot story is the “discovery” of an e-mail which mentions “Ukraine” and was sent by someone who was a junior deputy assistant advisor to somebody else who was a senior deputy assistant advisor to somebody who was once photographed in the same room as Trump. This e-mail is, therefore, conclusive proof that Trump is the worst president in US history and should be impeached. QED!

To help him, Wolf can usually rely on eight other talking heads, most of whom will be black, Asian and Hispanic women. They will vilify Trump while Wolf peers sagely over his glasses and nods in agreement.

Unfortunately, Wolf has still not realised that no-one is actually watching his show, including me, as I switch off as soon as he appears.

Nominated by Mr Polly

One Rashidul Islam, from culturally enriched Brent, just may not be the sharpest tool in the box.

This is the absolute idiot who in May last year, staged a bomb hoax to try and delay the Morocco-bound flight that he feared he would miss. In an anonymous phone call, he stated that ‘EasyJet flight 8897 leaves in 40 minutes. There may be a bomb on board. You need to stop it now’. He followed this up with two further calls, which led to the evacuation of the plane.

The thick-as-pigshit tosspot then turned up late at check-in, and subsequent inquiries revealed that the calls had been made from his mobile phone. At his trial, the cunt made the piss-poor excuse that problems on public transport had led to his actions, and that he couldn’t afford another ticket. Unsurprisingly, the judge at Lewes Crown Court was unimpressed by this whining attempt at justification, and handed out a 16-month custodial sentence. Islam was also banned from Gatwick airport.

Naturally an assumption will arise in the public mind that a cultural link can automatically be made between someone named Islam and the notion of planting a bomb on an aircraft. Such an assumption should of course be dismissed as a matter of pure coincidence.

Nominated by Ron Knee

Who, I hear you say? Well, he is some bearded, bloated, foreign cunt, full of self- importance, who appeared on Talk Radio to say he “cannot allow” celebrations to take place on January 31st to commemorate Brexit.:-

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1230700/Brexit-celebration-news-update-latest-Jan-31-2020-Remainer

Just who are these fucking foreign cunts to accept the hospitality and benefits of this country and then seek to dictate to us what we can and cannot do?

My advice to this pompous, self- important arsewipe is the same as it would be to Gina Miller and all the other shitty aliens – if you don’t like this country, or want to pick and choose what you accept, then fuck off to somewhere that is more in keeping with your dictatorial views – I’d suggest North Korea for the pair of them.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

“Hello. This is IsAC’s political correspondent Ron Knee speaking. Today I’m joined by Yasmin Alibhai-Brown, columnist and political commentator, and self-styled feminist, anti-racist, Muslim, and er… ‘little brown person’. Yes. Good afternoon”.

“Afternoon. I won’t say ‘good’. Nothing is good in vile post-Brexit Britain”.

“Ah, right. I’ll start with a little background. You fled your native Uganda at a time of great unrest and the rise of the despotic Idi Amin, and came to Britain. Since then you’ve tended, if I may say so, to be less than complimentary about your adopted country”.

“Well, Britain is racist. Structurally racist. Institutionally racist *whinge*. As I wrote in ‘The New European’ in 2018, the UK is no country for coloured immigrants”.

“I see. Can you actually substantiate this claim? You seem to have done alright”.

“I’m right *sour pucker*. I say that Britain is racist at every conceivable opportunity, so it must be right. I mean, just look at who’s been sent to interview me. Someone who’s male, pale and stale”.

“But surely that outlook is in itself racist. Then you have in your time called upon ‘middle class white men’ to disappear, and referred to white working class people as ‘idle scroungers’. Aren’t YOU in turn being racist?”.

“Absolutely not. Only white people can be racist. I’m a little brown person”.

“I’m glad you cleared that up for us. So what issues concern you most then?”.

“Well racist Britain obviously. And Islamophobic, misogynist, sexist Britain. And of course Brexit. I’ve written and spoken at length about what an insular, small-minded, xenophobic and right wing place this country has become as a result of Brexit”.

“Hang on. I’d suggest that Brexit wasn’t a vote against foreigners as such. It was a revolt against the stranglehold of a bloated, unaccountable plutocracy. People were also deeply concerned about the impact of large scale immigration on their way of life, and upon public services. Such population increases are simply unsustainable”.

” An inherently racist outlook. And as I said in a post-election interview in December, the people have endorsed an ‘elective dictatorship’ to carry out this disgraceful withdrawal from the EU”.

“Pardon? The Conservatives have been given a huge majority to carry Brexit through. They govern not by ‘elective dictatorship’ but by popular mandate”.

“Yes but *whine* it wasn’t the result that I wanted. That means it’s not fair!!”.

“Okay, let’s summarise. You came here for a new life, and were accepted into one of the most tolerant, open and democratic societies in the world. Britain has given you sanctuary, opportunity and prosperity. Yet you never shut up about how bigoted and prejudiced we all are, and how unjust everything is. Aren’t you, as your critics claim, just a perpetually moaning, ungrateful, race-baiting hypocrite? And incidentally, why are you still here anyway?”.

“*hissy* I’m a little brown victim person and you’re bullying me! You want to drive me out, send me back to where I came from. But I won’t be driven out, I won’t!”.

“I’m not trying to drive you out. I’m merely referring to an article you wrote before the election, in which you said you’d leave Britain the minute Boris Johnson became PM”.

“I, er, *boo hoo hoo* little brown person *boo hoo hoo*…”.

“*sigh* This is Ron Knee, for ISAC, returning you to the studio”
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Nominated by Ron Knee