Robert De Niro has had a distinguished, iconic career in Hollywood, starring in such landmark films as ‘The Mission’, ‘Raging Bull’, ‘Goodfellas’, and of course ‘Taxi Driver’. This has brought him fame and fortune; as he himself might say, ‘very nice, very nice’.
Unfortunately, De Niro has of late succumbed to what is known as ‘Hollywood Celebrity Syndrome’, a pernicious delusional condition which leads actors to believe that their celebrity status entitles them, indeed requires them, to harangue the rest of us with their world view. So from their profound knowledge of social and political issues, the likes of De Niro, Meryl Streep and Sean Penn want to instruct us as to how we should think and act on a range of matters such as gender issues, world poverty and climate change. This delusion exhibits itself through persistent outbreaks of self-indulgent moralising and virtue signalling from the remote heights of their ivory towers.

Sadly for him, De Niro has gone on to develop the full-blown, particularly virulent strain of HCS which experts have labelled ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’, to wit; an extreme, irrational reaction to Donald Trump based on distress and loathing, leading to fears that the sufferer may lose touch with reality.

Since the election of Trump to The White House, De Niro has launched a series of increasingly rancorous attacks on the President. These include such comments as ‘he’s blatantly stupid, totally nuts’, ‘he’s a dirty player’, ‘he’s a punk, a pig, a mutt, a national disaster’, ‘I’d like to punch him in the face’, and ‘I’d like to see him hit by a bag of shit… right in the face’. Even when accepting a lifetime achievement award at the recent Screen Actors’ Guild Awards, De Niro couldn’t resist politicising the occasion to take a swipe at Trump, accusing him of ‘blatant misuse of power’.

You talkin’ to me? Well, here’s the thing, Bobby old son. You say that you’re entitled to your opinions on Trump, and of course that’s true. But you shouldn’t presume that just because you’re a famous actor, the rest of us want you to foist them upon us repeatedly, especially when they appear to consist of a string of vitriolic personal insults rather than anything substantive.

Now you can go on all you want about Trump being ‘a fake President, someone who shouldn’t be President, period’, but I think you’ll find if you look closely that actually, he really IS the President, and that’s not going to change for a while. So please, enough already. Get off your soapbox and stop the finger-wagging, before you bore us all to death. You’re in danger of becoming regarded as a twisted, bitter old man, with a touch of paranoia thrown in. Bloody hell, you’ll be wanting a no Trump ‘safe space’ on set next.

Just be quiet and stick to the day job. For us, that really would be ‘very nice, very nice’. Capeesh?

Nominated by Ron Knee

I think a well overdue cunting is required for stupid fuckers in the middle of a midlife crisis.

You know the type, and I’m sure everyone does. He’s the man of 35-45 years old who one day decides to go out and buy a Harley Davidson or a Porsche, and then drives it like he was 17 again. The compound I work on has a firm of architects and one of these cunts is in the middle of a Porsche midlife crisis. This involves buying an as bright as possible [please look at me] baby Porsche, fitting an attention -seeking loud exhaust, and then driving down a 200 metre stretch of narrow road with cars parked down both sides twice a day, like it’s the fucking Mulsanne Straight at Le Mans, even today when it was icy.

Everyone on the site is waiting for the inevitable road smash. I’m almost looking forward to it, so I can go out and film the cunt being cut out of the car, and then chin him just before he gets loaded onto the ambulance. Get a life and act your age, you cunt.

Nominated by Fuglyucker

Good afternoon cunter’s

Fresh reports are flowing in of another peaceful misunderstanding in Stretham London,

A peaceful wrapped in his novelty body warmer accidentally injured a number of people with his pen knife whilst showing it to them, A police officer would seem to have had a negligent discharge with his side arm killing the gentleman.

This has been described as a “Terror related incident”, But we at Isac know that when the Guardian comes out tomorrow it will be a different story.

Carry on cunting!

Update.

There’s ‘news’ currently about ‘cultural appropriation’ in fashion. Some French, soy, tofu wanker hair stylist has apologised from the depths of his heart for offending black people for having white models with corn-row hairstyle wigs in a fashion show. Naturally, Al Beeb is running with it as ‘problematic’ and I feel like I’m taking those crazy pills again:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-51166873

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-51177738

Obviously, It’s not the fact that he did it, but the fact that he apologised, emboldening every racist, black person out there to complain about ‘white racism’ simply for doing the same things they do everyday.

Every time a black woman wears a wig of straight hair, usually made from the hair of Indian women, she’s doing the exact same thing. Every time a black man wears a jacket and trousers, he’s culturally appropriating traditional white fashion. Black people have made the ‘N-word’ taboo, meaning there’s a class of people allowed to say it and a class of people for whom it’s forbidden. Happy with the success of this, they now want to make EVERYTHING that is more typically something black people might do as being taboo – for blacks only; forbidden for whites and Asians. Food, clothing, hairstyles! Then when people apologise, instead of simply telling how nonsensical and chauvinistic their shallow complaints are, they etch away at other peoples rights to wear what they want, eat what they want, and wear their own fucking hair, on their own fucking body, however they fucking please!

Nominated by Dr Shagga and His Cunt Munching Machine

Rachel Boyle is the academic who posed the question that Laurence Fox shot down on ‘Question Time’.

She attributed the public perception of Meghan to be tainted by racism because Meghan is black. Meghan is not black, she’s as much white as she is black. Rachel, however, only sees Megan’s black heritage. She’s eliminated Megan’s white lineage to suit her own prejudice. Rachel only has one card…the race card. Any criticism of anyone that’s not white can only be attributed to racism in Rachel’s world view.

Rachel’s world view is comparable to looking the wrong way down a telescope. She sees racism in everything and then builds here argument on that premise.

I’ll now go where I probably shouldn’t. Britain is a white nation. There is no white privilege here. You can be dirt poor and white, or filthy rich and white. However, it’s the default race of the people indigenous to this country. Any other race in this country have turned up late for the party, but there are dirt poor BAME and filthy rich BAME people living in the UK in the relatively short time we have entertained mass immigration. I regard BAME folk in the UK the same way I regard white South Africans. They exist, but let’s face it, they can never be considered indigenous people. Some will call me racist, but they are people that don’t understand the true definition of racism.

The twitter mongs and others are out for Laurence’s career, if not his blood. People need to stand up and defend him. He said what the vast majority of people think. We are tired of being called racist, we are tired of being slagged off for being white, we are tired of people like Rachel who are far better of being British citizens than they would be if their parents or grandparents had not come to the UK, cunting us off as individuals and as a nation.

I’d not stand by and watch another human being attacked or deprived of life due to their race or religion, Rachel. I won’t, however, have some cunt tell me I have white privilege because I was born in a nation that is ethnically white. If I decide to go and live in Africa or Asia I fully expect the indigenous people’s culture, welfare and wishes to take priority over mine.

For fuck’s sake Rachel, why are you playing the victim? Why are you not celebrating as a woman of colour that you are able to be a success in this country and that Megan was welcomed into the Royal family regardless of her colour and regardless of her shit show family? This has to be the most tolerant nation on the planet, but you won’t be happy until the indigenous white people are subservient to immigrants.

Fuck off, Rachel. White, black, or whatever, we should be grateful everyday we wake up in this civilised and tolerant country.

White privilege or BAME complex?

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit