Jack The Cunters, new idea.

I am putting this here because it is getting a bit chatty and off topic.

Apologies for the diversion. Request to admin.
I’ve been thinking, in light of the growing trend for celebrities to come out as poofs or tuppence touchers, in order to jump aboard the ever growing, rainbow coloured, cash generating, attention seeking, woke bandwagon. Shouldn’t we have a new game ?
Similar to Dead Pool and Suicide Squad, we’d make selections on who we think will come out next.
We could call it …
‘ Catch The Rainbow ‘
‘ I’m A Bender, Get Me Out Of This Closet ‘
Or something else. I’m sure fellow cunters and admin. could come up with a number of snappy titles.
It would be our contribution to diversity.

Suggested by Jack the cunter.


87 thoughts on “Jack The Cunters, new idea.

  1. Sue Barker and ‘Sir’ Cliff Richard.

    My suspicion is that they ‘bearded up’ together (if any cunters are old enough like me to recall when they got ‘romantic’ centuries ago) to get people off of the distinct whiff of gay about them both. Allegedly, of course. It may well be a vicious, vicious, scurrilous lie……..actually fuck that. I seriously doubt it.

    I second General Schizophrenia’s Robbie Williams suggestion. I would also throw in Jason Orange, his fellow ‘Take That’ band member. My gaydar has been going mental about both of them for donkey’s years. I would be deeply disappointed were it so about Jason Orange, who I have fancied the arse off for years, but hey-ho, what can you do?

    As I mentioned before somewhere here on IsaC in another rambling of mine, Williams is rapidly morphing into Dame Elton John, despite the wife, three children and numerous family dogs. Look at his bloody sequinned jackets, hideously decorated footwear and excess of camp fuckery.

    I am calling AC/DC at the MINIMUM.

    • Yes NC, I agree about Robbie Williams. He has even done the obligatory duet with The Gays favourite pin-up Kylie, so the evidence is mounting. Thinking about it, Jason Donovan is a candidate too, musical theatre and his media driven ‘romance’ with the Aussie diva.

  2. Jake Gyllenhall
    Tom Hardy
    Michael Fassbender (pardon the pun)
    David Harbour
    Robert Pattinson

  3. Fab. Has anybody said Pestrighton? Weeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllll I meeeaaannnnn it’s … ratherasafebet isn’t it? (hard stare at camera, swift intake of breath and pout moodily)

    • And lest we forget – his lovely mucker, Tommy Bradburgery, friend and confidant of those superior (but mentally unhealthy) beings who look down on us from a great height and dispense words of planet-saving wisdom.

    • Hahaha Bertie. That’d be a great pity.
      When I read your suggestion this morning I pissed myself at your incredibly imaginative suggestion. Arfur Mullard – the epitome of one trick pony but never mind.

      • I couldn’t think of anyone more macho Isaac, even though he’s been dead for 25 years.

    • Abandonded Milkyways…
      Old queens of yesteryear, on the Yesterday channel.

      DIY-SOS “I’ve got a chutney-ferret sticking up my bum.”

  4. Every time I watch Match Of The Day or Match Of The Day 2, I always think those 3 German managers — Jurgen Klopp, Ralph Hausenhattl and Daniel Farke — sound quite gay in their interviews. I think Daniel Farke sounds particularly gay — camper than a row of tents! Then again, the more I think about it, so do most German men, as do Swedish and Dutch chappies.

    I would say Tom Hardy is a good shout, as is Tom Cruise (but he’s so deep in the closet that he’s well outta sight!).

    PS: Funboy, in spite of his username, doesn’t have a limp wrist, a wiggly walk, a German rave music tracklist on repeat, and nor does he wear ‘ass chaps’! 😀

    • ^ This was meant to appear below my previous post on this cunting, as an edit. Fuck knows what happened!

    • Come on Funboy – pull your finger out and get that first nomination written up!

      • It’s because we’ve started a new page after your last post! Look for ‘older’ and ‘newer’ posts in blue type.

      • You’re a good sport Funboy. I’ll get Dick Fiddler to call off his hounds!
        When you said “Good things come to those who wait, Bertie!”, it’s not going to involve anything illegal is it?

      • Not at all, Bertie, ol’ chummage. Good ol’ funboy here is a paragon of decency and civility. It’s just finding the time for these things, being a man of significant social standing and all. And plus, I don’t own a laptop or pc anymore (and, no, it wasn’t because my hard drive was similar to that of Pete Townshend’s circa 2003 and subsequently confiscated from me 😀 ), so it’s a major horse kick to the balls trying to type anything of note or length on a 32 GB Iphone.

        Rest assured, though, my nomination debut will be spectacular; it will be the most colourful and florid of prose.

        As regards Mr Fiddler, I lurked here for several months prior to biting the bullet and finally registering and I remembered some of his posts for being entertaining, as well as having a particularly memorable username appended to them. But while Fiddler, all virile and hubristic with his equestrian and bloodhound tales, may tread ISAC’s noble boards like a strutting peacock, I fear it may be a mere cyber facade adopted by him to mask his true colours. I fear that, deep down, in real life, Fiddler may be England’s Gareth Thomas. 😱

  5. Don’t have time to read all of the previous replies on this thread, but I’d be surprised if any of the following have been omitted from your lists of noms:

    Robbie Williams
    Tom Cruise
    Richard Branson
    James Blunt
    Brian Cox
    Russell Howard
    Russell Brand
    Jools Holland
    A whole raft of tv presenters
    A whole raft of politicians
    A whole raft of clergymen and theologians
    A whole raft of Welsh and English rugby players

  6. I am convinced it’s going to be Cliff Richard – ’bout time he came out, we all know he is..!

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