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The Year 2020 (Thus far)

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2020 started off brilliantly. The swamp in Parliament had been cleared and Boris was saying all the right things, but so far it’s turned into bit of a cunt year. Here’s why:

– Corona virus C-19, but don’t worry and just wash your hands. Nothing to see here.
– 125 billion wiped off the stock market.
– New IR35 rules – contracts are few and far between and the rates are lower. That’s me fucked then.
– Weird media outpouring for Phillip Schofield.
– Panic buying and fighting over toilet paper.
– China gets 5G radiation contract.
– Iran plane ‘crash’.
– Millions of snowflakes panicked by Twitter spat between Trump and Iran.
– Rain and more rain… and then more rain.
– Mud like the Somme, at least where I walk the dogs.
– Flooding in U.K.
– Terrifying bushfires in Oz.
– Megxit (that’s a good thing though)
– All Labour Party leader candidates exactly the same as Corbyn, no lessons learned (don’t care).
– St Greta visits UK and ruins Bristol for a day.
– Turkey opens border to allow thousands of men on the make into Europe.

P.S. I have a loose tooth and need to go the dentist.

Feel free to add to the list.

Nominated by Cuntologist

The Labour Party (14)

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They cant fucking help themselves, can they?

They have suspended Trevor Phillips, who has accused them of toxic anti-Semitism, for Islamophobia. And what was this Islamophobia?

Mr Phillips has been suspended pending investigation over remarks, including expressing concerns about Pakistani Muslim men sexually abusing children in northern British towns…..For comments about the failure of some Muslims to wear poppies for Remembrance Sunday and for sympathy shown by some in an opinion poll towards the “motives” of the Charlie Hebdo attackers.

These are reasonable, mainstream views, so once again the woke, right-on Labour party has distanced itself even further from the people who might vote for it. And, in a deft piece of virtuosity it is recognising trannies as some sort of super victims, so that it can alienate the Muslims that this bullshit seeks to ingratiate it with.

Clement Attlee is revolving in his grave.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Phil Collins (2)

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Yes, those boring old fucks ‘Genesis’ are going on tour. This time round, old Crooner Phil will be performing in a wheelchair. Who said rock n roll isn’t sexy anymore?

Has the old git got no self respect?

They wheeled him on stage in LA in a bath chair recently. I am embarrassed for the ridiculous wanker. Has he gone completely skint? I saw Genesis back in 1970 when young Phil was at the top of his game. I won’t be going to see this spectacle. It will be like watching a relative dying a slow death through Cancer.

I bet he ends up singing his old cheesy love ballads from the 80’s. Hopefully he will do a Tommy Cooper before the encore. Slumped back in his wheelchair with a big piss stain in the front of his pyjamas.

Nominated by Fenton Fistula

BBC/Media Coronavirus Coverage

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The BBC, again. Covid 19 is the new Brexit for the Beeb, as they can blow it all out of proportion, and revel in the prophecies of doom.

I listen to Radio 4 on the daily commute, so I get twenty minutes of the AM show, and the same of the PM slot, both of which usually get my blood pressure up, but like Bletchley monitoring the Enigma signals, I listen to it to see what agenda of the day the BBC are pushing. For a while it was a daily visit to Lampedusa, to focus on the suffering of the migrants who had braved the risky sea crossing to safety. Then came Brexit. Every day, project fear was on point, with tales of doom relentlessly pushed, with absolutely no balance whatsoever.

Last week, every morning, and evening, both shows were dominated by horror stories of the corona virus. There was never any appeal for calm and their only focus was on worse case scenarios, and the predicted mortality rate. They are responsible for a lot of the stupid cunts panic buying here, stripping the shelves of bog roll and pasta. As a national broadcaster, they should be above the tabloid mentality of other media output, but they are quite happy in the gutter.

Cunts.

Nominated by Gutstick Japseye

A cunting for the Media – this can probably be tagged on to others relating to the reporting of Covid 19.

Every five minutes they go on about ‘working from home’…what the fuck are they on? Most people have to go to their place of work: shops, factories, service industries, builders, plumbers, scientists trying to find a vaccine for the bloody thing, pharmacies, doctors, nurses…the list goes on.

The media are useless. Just report the facts, how many are infected and specific locations would help, so others in those areas can take as much care as possible and whatever the government are advising.

CUNTS.

Nominated by Sick of it

The Black Curriculum

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According to the BBC, October is officially ‘Black History Month’. Well, that was news to me and, I would imagine, news to many of you.

Anyway, the Black Curriculum ( it is a pressure group…they have t-shirts to prove it) want Black History to be taught all year. I Am not sure if this group include Indian, Chinese and Japanese History in their syllabus. Should the Black Curriculum manage to get their way, then we can look forward to Black Mathematics, Black Chemistry, Black Physics.

Happily, these three could be covered in a single afternoon.

Nominated by Guzziguy