Yes, old Googe Eye has slipped his minders again and is preaching ‘world government’ or something to defeat the virus.

And he should know. ‘Light touch city regulation’ Gordon, who had absolutely fuck all to do with the financial crash of 2008, saved the world then. He is ready to do it again.

We are truly blessed as a nation. Where the Yanks only seem to have Cigar Bill to help out, we have the fuckers queuing up to dispense their wisdom;- Brown, Blair, Major.

Rejoice.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) and Chloroquinine

First of all, let me caveat this nomination by saying that I’m not a huge fan of Trumpy. I find him to be insecure, arrogant and rude. However, he’s a much better choice than Hilary fucking Clinton or Bernie ‘Wolfie Smith’ Sanders. And the fact that he winds up the snowflakes can raise a chuckle now and again.

This nomination is more about libtards, fueled by the MSM, and their eagerness to dispute claims as to the effectiveness of using Chloroquinine, an old antimalarial drug from years gone by, in treating the coronavirus.

This is because scientists, correctly, have said that there is no proof that the drug, championed by Trumpy in a press briefing, is effective in treating the virus.

This does not mean that it doesn’t work though! Small scale tests by a French professor on human subjects showed that the drug did help. Quite substantially. It has also killed the virus in lab tests.

Trumpy, via scientists by the way, has only said that the drug should be used until a vaccine is produced. Because it’s the best hope you’ve got for now.

However, the BBC and libtards, in their eagerness to discredit Trumpy, want us to take paracetamol instead. Paracetamol may reduce your fever, but it will not help with the virus. Perhaps, when large scale tests are done and analysed, we’ll see that the drug doesn’t help. Who knows? But the test data we have, however limited, is promising.

I know that if I started with coronavirus symptoms, I’d want the drug over paracetamol, without a doubt. It has nasty side effects for some (which is why it isn’t really used nowadays for malaria), but if it works, who cares?

Sadly, you probably won’t get it, as many within the media and even, sadly, the medical profession itself, want to discredit the drug’s use out of a pig-headed desire to not make Trump look like he was right on something.

In essence, they’d rather kill themselves and all human life than to give the orange chap some credit. I’ve noticed the smug attitudes coming from libtards over the ‘news’ that a scientist or two has said that there is no proof the drug works.

We know that, dickheads! They’re just saying more tests are needed. As are the scientists advising Trump. But they do know that limited data (on human subjects) shows that it works in reducing the length of time you have the virus. Fact.

It will not be the answer, nobody, not even Trumpy, is suggesting that. That will be the vaccine or the virus mutating into something less deadly. Or immunity after a lot of death. It’s just the best thing we’ve got until then alongside the care given in hospital.

Put it this way, if you’re feeling like you’ve lost your sense of smell and are running a fever and start coughing…would you want to be given paracetamol or, ‘This drug that has killed the virus in a Petri dish and got rid of the virus in human subjects much quicker than those that didn’t take it, but hey…we need a larger cohort than 20 something to prove it really works’)? Take your pick.

By the way, don’t take it yourself. It can be deadly in the wrong dosage. We need doctors to administer it (you need to take more than for malaria) unless you really know what you’re doing. A few numpties overdosing on the drug by self administering has added fuel to the libtards’ fires. If that’s the case, let’s ban all drugs!

Paracetamol or Chloroquinine?

I know which one I’d take my chances on.

But don’t hold your breath waiting for some… because ‘orange man bad’.

Cheers BBC and pig headed libtards. It seems that your Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) might kill us all!

https://www.connexionfrance.com/French-news/French-researcher-in-Marseille-posts-successful-Covid-19-coronavirus-drug-trial-results

https://www.hospitalresearch.com.au/news/latest-stories/why-a-malaria-drug-shows-promise-for-coronavirus

Nominated by Cuntybollocks

CONSPIRACY THEORIES.
A posting on the 5g nom (07/04.) has me putting forth mine. Thus,…BIG SPECTACLES ON WIMMIN. YES BIG SPECTACLES ON WIMMIN !!!

Heres how it works: Before people started getting ill and dying from the chinky bat soup coup there were some wimmin on tv with big gregories. Now, folk are ill and dying,there are wimmin experts popping up everywhere on tv and to a man (so to speak) they all have BIG SPECS!! (This does not make them appear intelligent,it doesnt, just twattish)

The virus is spread down the tv wires from their spectacles and infection transmitted onwards to a 5g tower, thence on to the brutish british populace. The expert wimmin are of course immune due to the BIG SPEC saver immunity for wimminz .Now, it is being established that men are more likely to succumb and die from the flumanchu , specs or not!! Wimmins immunity see?

Further, how many rinky dinks have you seen wearing specs, big or otherwise. Damn few eh? eh? eh? They started this and got the worst of it initially. Should have gone to spec savers eh wot the dirty cunting fuckers.

What are your theories esteemed cuntmeisters?

Ps I have BIG SPECS and feel fine, but then again I am a cunt and pissed a lot of the time lately.

Nominated by the cunt of montybisto

In these trying times most of us have started online shopping in the hope of receiving a home delivery of much needed items.

I have left the logistics of this in the capable hands of MRS B as she has updated our delivery slot every night for the past two weeks.

I have left this in her hands due to our dietary differences, I am quite happy to chow down on hard tack and beer for months on end without a lettuce leaf in site.

Any way I must admit that i had been a little concerned when she started to mention the cost of said shop (almost 4 times our normal weekly shop) and I was getting a little nervous each time a Chinook flew close fearing that it may be our delivery.

Well I was not fucking wrong was I, like all of you I have a fridge freezer (not to be confused with a tardis) and when the knock on the door came even I was surprised at the volume of food piled up on the door step by the poor delivery bloke.

One of the first things to cross my mind was how the fuck are we going to store that lot, remember veg is low cost and high bulk and we could now very easily open our own street stall with the amount of veg we have should we want too.

The next problem was where to put the stuff, repurposing the hall way cupboard as a root veg cellar and piling dry goods on top of cupboards (at the same time examining some of the old stuff, Pineapple chunks, an impulse buy from a few years a go that have probably followed us through 3 house moves).

To be honest the flat looks like Del Trotter’s place I have no idea what to do.

Fuck on line shopping.

Nominated by Lord Benny

A cunting for this slippery, choirboy adoring, catholic clergyman.

This humble man of God, an advisor to the pope, has had his conviction for paedophilia overturned by High Court Australian judges.

A full bench of seven judges ruled unanimously in Cardinal Pell’s favour, finding the jury had not properly considered all the evidence presented at the trial.

Let’s ignore the evidence of the alleged victims, and the jury’s verdict because clearly everyone has been misled in this case, and only the judges can be right.

The funny hand shake consortium strikes again.

Nominated by Duke of Cuntshire