European fruit pickers

@European fruit pickers.

Not long into the lockdown, there was a plea from UK farmers about European pickers are needed or else we will all starve. Now a few things need to be established about this. Yes it’s hard work. Yes it’s no everyone’s first choice of a job. Yes it’s seasonal.

You also have to bare in mind that the pay is crap. The conditions are crap. Assuming there are not enough people in that area the distance is too far. The answer was fly in Europeans who are happy to get shit money, live in piss poor conditions, but still by their standards earn a fortune. With all this in mind they bussed in said Europeans….No tests, no doubt no security checks etc.

Here we are a few months later and one of the poor poor farmers who pleaded that without these special people we would starve and they would go broke there has been an outbreak of the fear bug. 73 of of them. So enforced self isolation has been imposed…..except 3 of them (1 being positive) have upped and fucked off. No one knows where. with this in mind I would like to nominate en-mass EVERY CUNT THAT WAS INVOLVED, with a heartfelt FUCK YOU to all.

Nominated by halloweenjack

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There have been several instances recently where the line has been crossed and this has to stop. Surely your point can be made without resorting to hate speech?

The tone of the site has degenerated from the good natured adult expression of calling out the cunts of the world to one where nastiness and anger are to the fore.

Let’s all please make an effort to redress the balance.

Dead Pool (169)

Congratulations to me (General Tso’s Chiggun) for notching my first ever Deadpool win after correctly predicting that Glee actress Naya Rivera, who went missing last week, would be found dead. She was 33.

On to Deadpool 169

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will be next to conk out.No duplicates allowed .It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations (Like Black and White cunt frequently does)

2)Anyone who nominates the World’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

My picks (General Tso’s Chiggun):

Tom Smith (rugby)

George Alagiah

Dick Van Dyke

Mikhail Gorbachev

June Brown

Silence Is Violence

Apparently


A quick nomination for the latest slogan of the woke left and BLM activists.

‘Silence is violence’.
I thought it just signalled indifference but apparently simply not speaking up against racism 24 hours a day equals a violent action.
To be a good person you must mKe sure others see your condemnations and hand-wringing online via social media and vlogs, otherwise you are a racist, a bigot, a white supremacist, and probably a misogynist and transphobe as well.
You may also harbour a secret desire to keep black slaves, or have ancestors who owned them.
In the religion of woke, whiteness, the Y chromosome and straightness are Original Sin.

A year or two ago the same febrile gimps said words were violence,, so not only wont they hear a contrary opinion, but now they wont tolerate you remaining quiet, even after also telling people to ‘stay in their lane’ and that they cant have a valid opinion if they’re straight, white men. They dont have ‘lived experience as a terminally oppressed W. O. C.

The best solution i can come up with is stamping your feet, shrieking and screaming while using actual violence against your opponents, especially if they succumb to your demands, shower you with free money from the taxpayer, including arts council grants for making films about stabbing your little brother, and take a knee.
Taking the knee means, as Larry Fox said on radio the other day, there’s now a master/servant relationship.

They are rolling over. They are offering you a paw. They’re soft and can now be attacked.

Whatever happens, don’t let anyone frame your actual violence as such. It is an ‘expression of righteous anger at injustice…. racist!’

Then proceed to batter the person who dared disagree with you, then decided tthey were subservient, to a wet pulp while claiming moral superiority.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime

New Zealand Drivers

A “get back on your side of the fucking road!” cunting for New Zealand drivers.

A bit of a niche effort this one, which may get passed over, but our driving really is the worst. Dioclese has been here, possibly a few of you others too, so they can confirm we are fully shit behind the wheel.

Now, considering a new car here costs a minimum of $20k, has various new fangled gadgets such as “indicators” and “head lights”, it’s amazing how many of them don’t work. Or the driver is a cunt and won’t use them. One or the other anyway.

Dawn/dusk or poor visibility (fog/rain)….no cunt uses headlights.
Turning off of a road into a side street or driveway…..no cunt indicates.
Speeding and tailgating…apparently mandatory.
Busy traffic and you need to turn in from a side street….no cunt will let you in.
The times I have been courteous and let some poor fuck into the stream of traffic, I’ve had the cunt behind me honk his horn or flash his lights or even just overtake me, nearly broadsiding the schmuck pulling out.

The urge most display to not be delayed by a even a nanosecond is weird. Very fucking weird.

Then we have the absurd laws that allow 15 year old children to drive, after having been “taught” by their shit fucking driver of a parent/sibling/friend. No requirement whatsoever to undergo professional tuition. And these “lessons” are generally taken in the wanker mobile that’s been modified to fuck (dropped suspension, fat cunt exhaust, turbo blower noise enhancer).

Small fucking wonder the standard continues to decline as more people start to hit the roads

New Zealanders are (mostly) not cunts, until they get behind the wheel. Then the majority are truly fucking arseholes of the highest magnitude

Nominated by, KiwiCunt