Life insurance

I´ve just discovered the American Discovery channel´s true crime series and what an eye-opener it has been. After watching three of them straight through I was scared to go into the kitchen in case my wife, daughter, neighbor, former girlfriend, bank manager or anyone I´ve ever been in contact with shot, axed, stabbed or beat me to death with a baseball bat. Virtually all the episodes are about murders the police have had real problems in solving and in most cases the murderer was the last person you expected, often a spouse or close relative. Happy families – you must be kidding!

After a week riveted to the screen I told my wife very loudly that I did not have a life insurance policy and asked her if she had taken any out on me. She looked a bit evasive and said “No”. I´m not sure I believe her because she has also started watching the series, generally on her own, and the reason behind many of these murders has been that the wife can get her greedy little fingers on a huge life insurance policy on her husband.

This is a public alert. Don´t say you haven´t been warned ISACers.

Nominated by Mr Polly

MPs and their hatred for their own social distancing rules.

After being ordered back to Parliament, MPs had to face the kind of tedious and blinkered realities us mere plebs have had to endure for nigh-on 3 months, and they don’t like it one fucking bit!

The idea of queuing and keeping a 2m distance really didn’t go down too well with these pampered two-faced, do-as-we-say cunts. They even moaned and whinged to the Leader of the House, old 4-eyes Moggy himself!

And of course when all this is over and done with, and millions are unemployed or dead; or will be facing a very bleak future when VAT and income tax rocket to pay for it all, these guilded cunts will be safe and sound back in the House of Cuntminster, pontificating and shouting “hear hear” while struggling to stay awake.

Proof positive, as if we didn’t already know, that they live in the world of unicorns, 2nd homes, fiddled expenses, cushy gold-plated pensions and future directorships; while the rest of live in the shit they build for us through their lack of joined up thinking, and being far too busy sucking up to big business and the odd brown envelope to care about us – until election time of course!

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2020/06/02/mps-got-taste-life-planet-queue-least-could-go-tea-room-afterwards/

Nominated by Technocunt

Aaand….Back to the politics. The Chinese Communist Party is most definitely in need of cunting, and I am officially nominating them for the great accolade of ‘Cunt of the Year’. Not content with unleashing a virus (which may are may not have been man made) on to the entire world that has already killed hundreds of thousands of innocent of people, they are entering a phase where they are preparing to take full control previously autonomous Hong Kong. It’s a coming people. It’s a coming. I response to this Boris has announced the UK is considering granting up to 3 million Hong Kong citizens refugee states and allowing to come here. Personally, I support this, but I know a lot of you wont. Of course, this means kicking out 3 million undesirables, illegal immigrants, criminals, terrorists etc. But still, I would rather have 3 million Hong Kong refugees come here. Why? Because unlike the illegals, they will come here and work for a living, study and for the most part, not engage in violent behaviour against our police or the public in general. Most of them won’t make constant accusations and demands.

In case anyone as has forgot, today (4th June) marks the 31st anniversary of the Tiannenman square massacre. Those of us of certain age remember well the images of those Chinese tanks driving through the square, until three of them are stopped by a lone protester with his shopping bags, who bravely stood in front of the first tank, and refused to move. That image was sent all around the world, and helped to force the CCP to take a step back.

It worked. And for the past couple of decades things started to improve. Over the past few years though, the CCP have been slowly taking steps to claw back control and introduce even more Draconian laws and rule. Even their dear leader has gone all North Korea and declared himself ‘leader for life’. They are systematically erasing the gains that were made in 89. What’s more worrying is that they seeking to withdraw the autonomy that China granted to Hong Kong. But what to do? The most sensible thing would be economic sanctions, hit them where it hurts. China has a reckoning coming. Done sensibly, they could easily get China to roll over.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

People who queue for hours to get into a superstore are total cunts. Saw this on the news this morning, a huge queue snaking all around a massive IKEA car park.
You have to be a particular kind of cunt to stand for hours in the baking sun just so you can buy a new plant pot. Cunts.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

An opportunistic cuting please for the ageing queen of Socialism in Britain, Dame Kweer, who it seems, can never find a belt that it can’t punch below, or a bandwaggon it can’t lift it’s frowsy petticoats high enough to leap upon.

Today, the oilyfucker has decided that if the Covid19 virus breaks out again it will be the personal responsibility of Boris:

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2020/jun/02/keir-starmer-warns-pm-get-a-grip-or-risk-second-wave-of-coronavirus

Yes, the Starmer fanzine has given the flabby faced arsehole another chance to use his favourite expression “get a grip”. Judging by the idiots crowding to beaches this past weekend, going on demos and other close up and personal events it is £100 to a Vera Lynn 78* that there WILL be an increase in reported cases. Dame Kweer could bet Russell-Moyle’s HIV medicines on that, safe in the knowledge the screaming queen won’t run out of prescription medicine.

No government – not even a Labour one – can be responsible for the individual stupidity of the public, but her Ladyship is staking his party’s fortunes on this.

There is something especially unpleasant about this champagne socialist and his bunch of Brexit denying cronies forever trying to whip up unrest. He is Blair 1994-1997 – everbodies friend,everything would be so much better under him and he is wetting his Y-Fronts in anticipaton of getting to number ten – and when he does, it will be fuck you Jack, Kweer’s alright.

*78 RPM – an old shellac record, I point this out since my son didn’t know what this was a few weeks ago – and he is bloody 55.
Nominated by W. C. Bpggs