Joe Biden
What a slimy piece of crud this lying, plagiaristic would-be leader of the free world is.

His latest attempts to distract attention from his hypocritical past – using a speech by Neil Kinnock and claiming it as his own, claiming to have been arrested in South Africa in an attempt to visit Nelson Mandela, denying sexually assaulting former members of his staff – is to play the race card.

He has demanded “justice” for a black jogger who was shot dead in February by a former policeman in Georgia. The local official who decided not to prosecute the killer does seem to have screwed up but his decision has now been overturned.

However, this sudden interest by Biden who says his “heart went out” to the dead man´s family is cynical bullshit and aims to get black voters on his side.

Biden blatantly used black Democrats as voting fodder in the primaries in a way that would have been regarded as racist if he had singled out say Irish-Americans, Italian-Americans or Polish-Americans.

I hope Trump tramples all over his mean little face and suspiciously Jurgen Klopp-like pearly gnashers.

Nominated by Mr Polly

What’s in a name?

“Elon Musk and singer Grimes have confirmed they have named their baby X Æ A-12.
The Space X CEO announced the birth of their son on Monday. “Mom & baby all good,” he said on Twitter.
He posted that the child would be called X Æ A-12 Musk and his girlfriend later offered an explanation to her followers on social media.
The name X Æ A-12 has been trending on Twitter with many asking how the name will be pronounced.”

That’s one kid who’s going to be fucked up from day one. Surprised you didn’t just tattoo a barcode on its head.

Your parents would of done the world a favour if they had just call you Massive Cunt Musk.

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit

Elon Musk and his wife

I will keep this short and sweet. Mr and Mrs Musk have named their child something similar to what Prince did in the 1990’s. When he choose a symbol instead of the word Twat, mr and mrs Musk have christened their few days old baby, X Æ A-12. Now unsurprisingly people are asking how you pronounce this. It’s simple and easy it is pronounced ‘my parents are cunts’

Nominated by Cuntsince1066

Dominic Cummings : Well, not him; the cunt is the media storm surrounding the allegation that he broke his government’s rules on lockdown. Unsurprisingly, this story has been released by The Guardian and Mirror. And such is the ferocity of the storm, that the truth is lost in the tumult.

In the past couple of months, this country has largely behaved with dignity. I like to think this is in recognition of the seriousness of the situation and there are some parallels with the population’s stoicism during WW2. For a while, we benefitted from an opposition in lockdown. Sadly, the left, now restless, are allowed a voice and are using Covid 19 as a stick with which to beat the government. And the lefties now crawling out of the woodwork, are seeking to gain political mileage in the most disgraceful way. This includes scientists hoping to dodge blame, remainers hoping to usurp democracy, immigrant sympathisers who seek to see the UK down the pan, the greens who think this is utopia, and healthcare professionals hoping to gain… what? I nearly forgot to add Ian Blackford.

Meanwhile the Tories continue to behave with the dignity and the measured approach that is required to govern a country. Perhaps they are mindful that people are still succumbing to this disease.

Nominated by Sgt Maj Cunt

An Emergency cunting for Boris Johnson/Dominic C/The Government,
I am watching Boris present todays Press Briefing and he DOES NOT believe Dominic C has behaved in a way that warrants his sacking…Well, well, well.
Not only has Boris shown he cant take a piss or a shite without Dominic holding his hand he’s shown that Dominic is really running the country.
I have serious concerns abaaaaht this lockdown response and the laws brought in and also the proposed privacy breaches they want to bring in.
I also have concern’s abaaaaht this Government’s plan to force people back to unsafe work places because they are shitting themselves due to the economy going down the shitter and also the fact they jumped in the deep end by paying people to stay at home and then wonder why not many want to return back to work with the lovely weather etc.
Regarding Dominic…I quite like the cunt. He is obviously a clever, arrogant near genius (like myself) but where Dominic and I differ is that he allowed himself to get caught being a hypocritical cunt.
So Boris has showed that he is possibly a likeable clown but a bit aaaaaht of his depth.
I predict a Rear Stormer, Labour victory in the next election after this pile of cunt has been dissected.
This country is going down the shitter, run for your lives.
Go fuck yourselves.

Nominated by Black and White Cunt

The MSM’s attempt at destroying Dominic Cummings. Cummings mission is to destroy woke bollox and the “march through the institutions” deep state. He is the only hope of any change. He goes then we are back to the old normal bullshit. We need major change, or we are all well and truly fucked. Fuck lockdown, fuck the useless civil service, the bureaucratic NHS, home office,foreign office clone Blairite,un,who, eu loving fucking cunts.

Nominated by Smug cunt

China and Russia are the target for tonight. It seems that cunts have been trying to hack into the networks of Oxford and Cambridge universities, along with other research facilities, who just happen to be currently engaged in the search for a vaccine for the Kung Flu. Anyone care to guess who it’s been found are behind it, and what they were looking for? Yes, our old friends, China and fucking Russia are trying to steal the vaccine, no doubt with the ambition of putting themselves forward as the world saviours that dippy bint feared the UK would lay claim to. Well, at least we’d have legitimate reason for that.

You’d think that, considering China are the fucking reason a vaccine is needed for Flu Manchu, they’d show SOME sense of shame and keep their fucking heads down. But no, the Chinese Communist Party, led by leader for life, Winnie the Pooh, (I mean, how can we even take the CCP seriously, when their leader bans a children’s character, because he has no sense of humour) have no fucking shame. They are sly motherfuckers, who have stolen most of the technology they currently have. Even their space program was built entirely by secrets stolen from the European and Russian space agencies, and NASA. There is very little modern Chinese tech that was actually invented by the Chinese. What’s particularly annoying about what these dog eating cunts are trying to do, is that they were offered the opportunity to take part in the vaccine research program but refused. So they could have got the information they’re currently trying to steal, by entirely legitimate means, but apparently preferred the way of the cunt.

As for Russia, well, they’ve been cunts since the Communists took over. Things seemed to get better for a while, but under former KGB officer Putin, it’s gone down hill again and Russia is once a fascist state in all but name. Political opponents either meet with fatal “accidents” or are arrested on Bullshit charges and critics, such as the three doctors from the same hospital who had a go Putin’s handling of the pandemic all took accidental and entire coincidental falls from windows at the hospital. Nah, not suspicious at all. Then again, that Dobby the elf looking motherfucker doesn’t care if anyone thinks it’s an accident or not. He thinks it sends a message to his critics and political enemies to shut the fuck up. But it doesn’t, it encourages them to continue.

Then there’s his obsession with being photographed topless while horseriding, to show off his old man’s physique, and a pathetic attempt to prove what a macho man he is. Real men don’t need to prove anything. It seems though, that Flu Manchu MAY prove to be his downfall, or at the least the beginning of the end of his reign of corruption and murder. His popularity is currently plummeting. I wouldn’t put it past the evil little prick to put the military on the streets, but we’ll see. Anyway, China and Russia, you are cunts.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw