Paul Pogba

Paul Pogba is still a cunt.

Aside from his cringeworthy ‘all about him’ chinki bat flu ‘advert’. the self important one has once more spat his overused dummy out. The social media ‘star’ (I won’t call him a footballer) bitched about how he didn’t even know who Graeme Souness was, when the ex-LFC great offered Pogba a bit of well deserved criticism.

Well, Pogba. If you were even a quarter of the player and leader Souness was, you’d be ten times the player you are now. You fucking day glo haired tosspot of a cunt.

Nominated by Norman

64 thoughts on “Paul Pogba

  1. Another overpaid wanker, he looks like a scowling pint of Guinness.

  2. In the great scheme of things over the last couple of months, these Premier League “stars” can fuck off and die for all I care.

    • this is the comment I’ve waited to see here and the MSM (as if). All they do is criticise in 1 article and below there’ll be an article where they’re running up their arses.

  3. A French cunt to boot.
    There has to be a load of abandoned inflatables on our southern coast. I suggest he uses one to fuck off back to where he belongs.
    I didn’t have a lot of time for Graeme Souness either the Scottish git, although I respect the effort he put into the game. Yosser Hughes was better looking by far. Anyone remember that?

  4. This chap looks a bit of a pansy. I bet he enjoys dropping the soap in the showers. Overpaid nancy boys have ruined football, as they will ruin everything they touch,

    • The young blonde boy in the photo has a lovely tan!
      But I cant stress enough the need to protect against skin cancer, always use a decent sun lotion and dont overdo it on sunbeds.

  5. His knowledge on great players of the past is as absent as his footballing prowess. Having contributed to only 7 games in the whole of the Premiership this season (zero in 2020) and, riddled with a re-occurring ankle injury he will no doubt be unloaded to under perform at some other high-flying club sooner rather than later. His rude, ignorant, selfish me, me, me behaviour is typical of: –
    1. Parisian.
    2. Blikk.
    3. Footballer.
    4. Generation Y.

  6. I know Norman is a fan of Dr Who as well. It used to the case (I don’t know now) that when the Dr pressed the button to start a new adventure he didn’t know where the Tardis would end up.
    Let’s press that button now and see. Ah! What is this? A sea of swaying men and boys all singing. We’re on the terraces at the Stretford End in 1920. .
    ‘You there waiving you’re rattle did you know that in a hundred years time the transfer fee for a player is not in the hundreds of pounds not in the thousands of pounds not in the tens of thousands but in the millions of pounds. There is someone called Paul Pogba who cost over 120 million pounds. And his wages each week are as much as this whole crowd of would earn in ten years.

    I think he would be shocked.

    • Morning Miles,
      How you doing?
      Know you like poetry an wondered if you liked the Doors?
      Jim Morrison was a poetry fan too, using his own as lyrics.
      Wondered if you liked it?

      • Yeah like The Doors Miserable..Like that ‘driving’ sound they had.

      • Morning Ruff, good site!
        Just reread a few, im a fan.
        Lots of people accused him of being pretentious for not sticking too the rockstar script, but I liked it.
        Not sure how good it is, Miles would know better than me, but I think its great.
        What do you think Ruff?

      • Liked a beer too.
        Shame about the heroin I have to say.
        L.A Woman is a lovely album.

      • As you may recall, I’m not much of a poetry fan Miserable, apart from my own stuff that is.

        Morrison and the Doors had a great impact on me during 1966/7, their first two albums were a revelation! Waiting For The Sun came as a big disappointment at the time by comparison. Lost interest in them after Soft Parade, had moved on to Zappa /Beefheart by then.

        Think Morrison was his own worst enemy, believed his own “I am the lizard king, I can do anything” propaganda. Massive ego, drunk and stoned all the time toward the end, a fat physical wreck, treated the other Doors like shit, best I leave it there, don’t want to offend.

        Favourite Doors recordings: Strange Days, The End, When The Music’s Over.

        Tbh, too many to mention come to think about it. Liked a lot of later stuff in retrospect.

      • Wouldnt take offence Ruff, i like Morrison hotel and soft Parade the best possibly.
        Good for drinking too
        Or driving too,
        Maybe drink driving too?😁

      • Wouldn’t know about that Miserable, I neither drink nor drive. 😃

      • ‘The End’ playing over the credits to ‘Apocalypse Now’ is one of my abiding joys. Must be seen on the big screen with a proper surround sound system. Wonderful.

    • And that a junior player can play for a club in the Youth academy and be let go to Juventus for FREE and then the club that let him go for FREE can buy him back from Juventus for £89M three seasons later……

  7. Another footballer! Why this boring sport is so popular with cunts like this infesting it is beyond me.

  8. Most professional game players (sports stars as a term can get fucked) are egotistical cunts. I think it comes with the territory once they’re paid a Kings ransom in wages and having the adulation of thousands of mugs each week.

    I’d hesitate to say they’re all cunts though, as the sheer volume of game players the world over must, by the law of averages, give a chance that some are mildly decent human beings.

    That being said, the fella in the nom looks like an uppity cunt and no mistake. French you say? Hmmm……

    • P.S. If some bellend paid me a half million dollars each week I’d be the biggest cunt going. The muggy fans could fuck straight off out of it. 😁💲

      • Morning Kiwi, if you take a look at the French and Belgian national teams then Pogba is almost the norm, in fact the French nearly have put out a Enriched All Stars first eleven save a token honkey.

      • Evening LL.

        True about the French national team? I wonder how that came about, as the garlic eating, onion wearing Froggies are traditionally racist and xenophobic as fuck. I’m surprised any of them go to watch the national team play.

      • All recruits from ex-colonial lands in Africa, Kiwi, to be fair I suppose some rugby teams recruit heavily from Pacific island nations and a fair few ‘plastic Brits’ in the Olympic squads.

  9. People like Pogba are the personification of why the premiership has become an over hyped expensive joke.
    Vastly over paid fairly average players like him, multi millionaires in their mid twenties and spending half the time being injured or moaning about their lot.
    He couldn’t lace Souness’ boots and would be injured for ever more if he was on the receiving end of one of his tackles.
    Just one more entitled cunt.

  10. Who gives a fuck about what he has to say?
    Play football or fuck off.
    My preference is for him to fuck off with a shattered tibia.
    Cry baby cunt.

  11. Looks like a cunt
    Plays football (I’ll take Norman’s word for that)
    Kaffir name
    Soshul Meeja
    And, as is the norm for these cunts (music, sport, TV etc) knows fuck all about heritage.

    Must be a cunt then. The cunt.

  12. What a mincer Paul Pog shit is, wanker on and off the pitch, I’ll tell you who Souness is, he would have been the one to break you in half with a crunching tackle that you could make before the puff brigade ruined our great game, also I think that Ron Atkinson was bang on with his description of another French pretender Marcel Desilly (Lazy N****r).!

  13. Plays (well runs around the pitch) for Manchester United = Cunt
    French (sort of) = cunt
    Umbongo = cunt

    Therefore a tripe cunt!

    On the news this morning some fucking woke cunt doctor complaining that the government only put out the social distancing/hygiene measures in English….
    So he and his mates translated it into 49 languages (google translate I assume)

    What a cunt, if you live in the UK, learn fucking English!!!

    It’s not difficult ‘Wash your fucking hands and Stay at home’ but a least he got his 5 minutes on TV , the twat has boiled my piss before 9am!!

  14. I still laugh at how Man Utd paid £100 million for Pogba. A Carlton Palmer look alike with even less ability, and much less effort. Probably the biggest cunt in modern football, and that’s some achievement.

  15. “Who is this boy anyway?”

    As Ted Ulam said to Chief Gillespie in ‘In The Heat Of The Night’.

    😂

  16. I’d love to be able to teleport Pogba back in time, and have him play against Norman Hunter.
    Norman would have made fucking mincemeat of him.
    Posing cunt.
    Get To Fuck.

  17. He spends more time pasting photos of himself on social media and painting his hair than on the pitch. He’s talentless and overpriced and Man united can bloody have the French arsewipe.

    Hoo-ee, what a cunt.

  18. Well cunted Norman.
    Never liked this dancing every minute wanker, I can’t work out who I dislike more out of this cunt and Jesse Lingard.
    If this cunt played alongside Souness (not that he would’ve got in the team) or against the great Souness he would have got his bollocks served to him on a plate.
    This cunt typifies what wrong with a lot but not all of the modern players. I’m no Man U fan far from it, but the way this cunt and his agent have behaved over the last year or so is a disgrace… blatantly saying he wants out and trying to get interested from other clubs.
    The cunt is a diner at Alan O’ Snackbar as well…try going to downtown Damascus with your red hair and stupid dancing and see how long you last cunt.
    The cunt.

  19. Cunt is a sand dancer – sourness has more talent in his wee toe
    Infact one of the very best tackles ( assaults ) ive ever seen was when he was at end of career with Rangers
    European Cup – against Steau Bucharest
    Fuck me he broke the boy in half
    Pogba ( his fucking names shite as well ) is a CUNT

    • I remember when Souness was sent off for Rangers against Hibs.
      He managed to stand on someone’s knackers without even looking. He was a top player as well. Like Tommy Smith with a Rolls Royce engine.

      Pogba and Roy Keane in the same dressing room would be hilarious. The little French fairy would be a puddle within seconds…

  20. Has to be said that Mr Pogba is very consistent in his level of cuntishness. It’s possible he spends too much time working at keeping his cunt skills finely honed that it’s impacting on his main employment, he does appear to be bang average.

    Paul I’m sure is aware that a players career is finite but being a cunt is sustainable for an entire lifetime.

  21. Souness is a bit of a bellend himself, but I just wished he was still a player.

    After gobbing off, Pogbreath would probably end up in casualty after their first midfield duel.

    I’m not sure what Souness said, but if he said Pogba has all the talent in the world, but that he’s a lazy, selfish thick cunt with a bad attitude, then he’s right.

    Souness is a gobshite, but he was one of the hardest players I ever saw. Bordering on psychotic at times, but fun to watch his ‘tackles’ (maimings).

  22. This is what happens when you have some tool from a fly blown shit hole whos only talent is being able to kick a ball, you see there is no brain, its not required to do what this cunt and many like him do, kick a fucking ball and make cunts of themselves, the saving grace is when he fucks his knee up he wont need to claim benefits, and why do they dye their hair like that, has no one told the cunt he looks like a AAA Duracell battery, his only problem is its only his fucking gob the goes on and on…..cunt

  23. This cunt and his bitch Jesse ‘boy’ Lingard are a bad influence on Marcus Rashford. Marcus has huge potential and could easily make it, as they say. But with Poison Pogba and his poodle as mates, it could easily all go down the bog. I have seen some crap players at Old Trafford in my time. I have even disliked some of the good ones (Ince and Kanchelskis, you fucking cunts). But Pogba and Lingard are the first two I have really genuinely hated. I fucking loathe those two cunts.

  24. The Little cunt isn’t even the best French midfielder ever.
    Well behind Platini, Zidane, Viera,, Deschamps, Giresse, Tigana, Petit.

    And as for Man United?
    Sir Robert Charlton, Crerand, Morgan, Stiles, McCalliog, Robson, Wilkins, Muhren, Strachan, McIlroy, Macari, Daly, Whiteside, Keane, Carrick, Beckham (as a player), Scholes, Ince (cunt though he is) and even George fucking Graham. All were better than that narcissistic chocolate frog.

  25. The source of the criticism of Pogba is irrelevant.

    While Pogba did not set his own transfer fee, it’s reasonable to assume that the better the player, the higher the fee. Fact is, Pogba has not lived up to the hype or come anywhere close to the performance levels his fee suggested he would. Sometimes it just doesn’t click for a player in the EPL. Taking Man Utd again as the example, Sebastián Verón didn’t exactly set the world alight at Old Trafford having arrived with much fanfare and a large price tag. Being French is also not a prerequisite for being a lazy, disruptive and divisive character. Take Eric Cantona for example. The Man U fans still chant his name at games and for good reason. He was simply a brilliant footballer.

    Any player who seems to change his hair colour before each game, struts around the pitch like everyone else should be grateful to be in his presence, does an exaggerated slow walk up feign for penalties then misses, posts pictures of himself on soshul meeja winking/grinning when your manager has been (or is about to be) sacked is a problem for their club. An ego like that cannot be easily managed or controlled and Man Utd would be well rid of him.

    • Good Morning Imitation. Cantona could get away with being lazy because of the sheer brilliance of the man!
      Worst case scenario is that top professional football could be finished in the UK. Some might regard that as a blessing with a chance to start again and return the game to the people.
      Do you follow American Football? I’ve never been in to it and just can’t fathom out the rules.

      • Hi Bert.
        Well I hope footie isn’t finished, but a return to how things were pre-Premier League I think would be welcomed by almost everyone. Except the players.

        I don’t follow American Football. I have tried – honest – but I just can’t get excited about it. There was one very specific turning point which put me off forever. As a footie fan, I know you’ll appreciate this.

        Many, many years ago I had the chance to visit the US for the very first time and stay with my brother-in-law, who was working near Minneapolis at the time. During my short stay we got to see an American Football game. Minnesota Vikings vs. Tampa Bay Buccaneers. The game started with a kind of kick off. The game stopped again and all the players fucked off, only to be replaced by a completely different set of players. As I was thinking to myself, ‘Wow – that’s a lot of subs’, the Yank next to me nudged me and said, “Great snap wasn’t it?”. In my best, most posh Southern English voice I could muster, I said, “I’m most terribly sorry, but I have no idea what that means”. This guy was an absolute super star. From that point on, every few minutes he’d nudge me again and explain what was going on and why. Through him I learned most of the rules of NFL. Consequently I sort of followed the Vikings.

        Fast forward many years and I get to actually work in Houston, TX. It was the last season of the original Houston Oilers. Basically what happened was the owner of the Oilers, Bud Adams, told the City of Houston he wanted them to build him a new stadium otherwise he’d relocate the city’s NFL team. Houston refused, Adams moved the Oilers and that’s how the Tennessee Titans were created. The point being, professional American sports teams are not necessarily from the place where they happen to play their home games. Many of them are from the city which will give them the biggest subsidy. I hate that. It seems so false and lacking in history and heritage. (bit like America in general – hehehe) So that’s strike #1.

        Strike #2 is (and I suppose America can’t really help this) due to the size of the country and the often huge distances between teams, there really isn’t much in the way of travelling support. At each game, 99% of the crowd is for the home team. Consequently there’s no crowd banter. The best the Yanks can do is go to the game with some pithy sign and hope to get it on camera. Yawn. One of the things I love the most about our football is the verbal abuse/banter which the fans taunt each other with during the game. “You’re not singing anymore”, “One nil then you fucked it up”, “Is there a fire drill”, “He scores when he wants”, “You’re shit aaaaaggggghhh”. It’s all just brilliant! There’s no atmosphere in Yank stadiums. It can get loud, but there’s no edge to it.

        It was strike #3 which really did me in. I eventually got to actually live near Minneapolis and followed the Vikings on and off. I went to several games (it’s REALLY expensive), bought a shirt, cheered when they were winning, the usual. One of the few big rivalries in the NFL is between the Vikings and the Green Bay Packers. They really hate each other, though not with quite the same venom as your lot and Man Utd or my lot and Arsenal. But it is a heated and feisty affair when the teams meet due in large part I’m sure because they’re relatively close to each other. Hence, there’s a good % of travelling fans at the games. For many, many years the Green Bay Packers quarterback, Bret Favre, tortured the Vikings. Vikings victories were few and far between while Favre was at Green Bay. He’d either destroy the Vikings by some crazy scoreline or throw a winning touchdown pass with 3 seconds to go or run the ball into the end zone himself for a touch down over and over again, just to rub it in how crap the Vikings defence was. He was HATED in Minnesota. REALLY HATED.

        Towards the end of his career, he’d play this will-he-retire/won’t-he-retire game with the media. It actually got quite boring as he did this several times. Each time he’d stay with Green Bay and continue his reign. Then one post season there was some kind of falling out between him and Green Bay. He’d been doing his usual will I/won’t I routine again and the Packers had had enough. They announced they’d be starting the following season with his understudy, Aaron Rodgers. Favre got the hump and quit Green Bay.

        Did he retire? Did he fuck! He signed for the Minnesota Vikings!!! I shit thee nay. As bad as that was, you’d see Vikings fans wandering around Minneapolis in Favre shirts and cheering their lungs out at games in support of their new (ahem) hero. How fucking plastic can you get? That would be like Luis Suárez going from your lot to Man Utd or Thierry Henry going from Arsenal to Spurs. It just wouldn’t happen. The fans wouldn’t accept it and the player himself wouldn’t want to risk it. But that’s what happened and proved to me, once and for all, how pathetic, plastic and shallow American professional sport is.

        So no I don’t follow the NFL. 🙂

      • A very comprehensive answer Imitation! You certainly know a lot about it but still don’t care about it. That’s enough for me not to continue any vague interest I might have had in it! 😃

  26. Everybody Looks at me, Ferguson fucked him off once as he thought he was lazy and turned up for training in a Gucci track suit, he probably has a watch the size of a saucepan and a Chrome plated Bentley.! If the cunt is as thick as fuck in every day life what must he be like when all of the blood rushes from his brain to generate the massive hard on he gets when he sees a blonde white woman as he obviously has a cock like a Rouge Elephant .!

  27. Another overpaid talentless cunt who thinks hes the effing dogs bollocks….wish he’d just fuck off back to Frogland

  28. Ninety-odd million for this ignorant cunt?

    Man Utd should sell the fucker (again).

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