What a cunt this is. Thanks again, China. I’m scared of my own fucking skin now.

Yes, I find not touching my face almost impossible. I get ‘sleep’ (eye bogies) in my eyes. Proper crusty irritating ones. Especially when I wake up, but they can grow during the day. I get an itchy nose, cheek or forehead quite often. I’m not riddled with scabies I just get little itches.

Yes, thanks again China, I have to run away from my own fucking face now or wash my hands frantically every time I forget the ‘rules’ and scratch my conk. Does it affect your nob in the same way?

Asking for a friend.

Nominated by Cuntybollocks

May I please nominate that purile arse irritant Piers Morgan ! The Clown Gobshite know all about fuck all, who indulges his mouthwash each and every fucking morning on that horrific cunt of a programme watched by fucking wimmin!
Piers must be the ultimate hippocritical fifty faced twat, and it is that kind of cunt that I would like to take a bat to!

During the current crisis, this twat has bellowed enormous amounts of know all fuck all shite across our breakfast tables, and caused much annoyance to my pet budgie!

The sooner this goon gets a dose of something quite horrid the better, and his passage into history will mirror the passage of a mammoth turd en-route via the shit pipe to the sea!

Morgan, yer a cunt !

Nominated by Asimplearsehole

A lights-camera-action-where’s-Philip-Schofields-handbag?-duckie cunting please for man about the make-up mirror Morgan. At one time content to be a newspaper editor doctoring photographs to tie in with his view of things, these days the great man spends his time slagging off Alan Sugar and other minor TV stars, but today he has set his sights higher on politics:

Yes this flabby faced arsewipe wants a Conservative government to employ another flabby faced Labour arsewipe – the man who “put an end to boom and bust” and went over like the coward he was to tie us more firmly to the EU “after hours” when PM, to “help” the country. Broon meddling in government would be as advisable as having Jimmy Savile run a youth club.

Nominated by W.C.Boggs

A publicly funded cunting for the BBC’s Laura Kuenssberg. Laura has a little rant introducing a piece about Covid. She doesn’t like the language used, she doesn’t accept that the virus doesn’t discriminate, the virus hits the poor harder says Laura.

Life is a shit sandwich Laura, the more bread you have the less shit you have to taste.

I totally fail to understand how Laura can champion the poor on a salary of 250k that is financed by taking 157 quid or 13 quid a month away from families no matter there ability to pay.

Does Laura think someone dying from this virus suffers less if they have a few quid. Does Laura think people who worked hard all their lives because they were determined not to be poor, not to bring kids into a life of poverty should suffer more.

The fucking BBC has been nipping at the government since day one of this crises. Laura is like a movie critic, she can sit on her arse chomping popcorn commentating on the actions of others with impunity.

Some rich people are cunts Laura but here’s some breaking news for you woman. Many poor people make zero effort to improve their own lot, you and your ilk compound this problem by encouraging people to believe that they should sit on their fat arses do nothing, produce kids they can’t afford and it’s someone else’s fault.

This is a world crises and your Islington wine bar politics don’t belong in news reporting.

Fuck off Laura, you cunt

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit

An exec-u-ive commity (thats what they always say) brothers cunting please for this slapheaded RMT official, who looks as if he might have been a member of the Kray gang in their heyday.

The old motherfucker wishes not only Boris dead of Coronavirus but the whole cabinet.:-

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/11361602/rail-union-fatcat-vile-boris-comments/

What have they done to him, apart from denying him the Communist state of Britain lorded over by Magic Grandpa and McDonnell?

Sadly these ghastly old gasworks from the union brotherhood are like a gang of delinquent schoolboys. No doubt Dame Kweer and his shadow cabinet of pigmy’s will enjoy fawning over him and his like at the TUC and Labour conferences this year. Human excrement like him have barely done a real days work in their lives – I wonder when this arsehole last drove a tube train?.

You just have to wonder at the mental capacity of cunts like this.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

A cunting for things made in China, now i know thats very expansive but bear with me first i will go with the bad- Corona virus,covid 19,soon to be 20,21,22,23 you get the idea wutan flu, kung flu, yellow fever,yellow peril Sarrs, Bird flu, swine flu and many other lovely viruses and pathogens, worst of the global emissions , knock off copies such as Fake Rolex s, Apple ipads, Prada handbags, fake BMW x5,s and millions more things that are usually bollocks the little yellow minions will copy, they dont give a fuck about rules and we can all see the result.
The good – Chinese food, but only when its from the UK

Nominated by Fuglyucker