Keep clapping until your hands look like this.

Clap for Carers

No, not an STD, but coming to your screens this Thursday. Live doorstep coverage on BBC and C5. Good to know camera crews can do this essential work,( and in the BBC case, paid for by us) during lockdown.
Cutting edge broadcast journalism.
As it is live it is presumably aimed at cunts like me who wont be on the doorstep, so that I can share in the bullshit.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

An add on to the Constable’s cunting.
The police in London: all stood in a line and clapping the NHS.
Surely in these troubled times, the cozzers have better and more important things to do?

Cunts!

Nominated by Normant

“LORD” ADONIS:

Quite a gay day for the Queer Peers today, we have already had the raddled figure of Mandelson showing what an unprincipled cunt he is, now we have the other one – the baldy man busy doing nothing “Lord” Adonis, who feels we ought to help bail out the EU for the coronavirus:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1271012/Brexit-news-Brussels-EU-bailout-coronavirus-COVID-19-Remainer

Perhaps he doesn’t know that Merkel has today sent Bejing a bill for £130 million for “damages” caused by the virus.

Why do broadcasters continue to give old queens like Adonis the oxygen of publicity?. I suppose he and Mandy are at a loose end as “social distancing” means they can’t go the parks and commons and saunas they normaly cruise around. I would say gag the old buggers, but they would probably enjoy that too much.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Greedy people are cunts.

Thanks to the buy one get one free culture it would appear our greed has slithered out into the light of day.

If no-one had rushed out panic buying there would be food for everyone.
If the shops hadn’t ramped up the prices there’d be no need for food bank charity.
Many “key workers” are using their status to get to the front of queues outside of key worker shopping times, not all of them are nurses you know.
There are folks on a couple of grand a month claiming tax benefit to bump up their wages to pre china virus levels.
In the hospital near me Costa is giving out free coffee to staff, staff that take it but don’t even like it.
If we hadn’t all bought cheap from China.

Just because it’s there doesn’t mean you should have it cunts. Just because it’s free doesn’t mean you should take it, cunts. Just because you can doesn’t mean you should – unless of course you’re talking about self control.
Sometimes some humility and consideration for others gets the genuine result that the showboating circle jerk known as ‘virtue signalling’ is rumoured to achieve.
Yeah, you care so much. Fuck off you charlatans. Just Fuck OFF.

I just can’t fathom the rational of the caring face on show with the perverted deviant thief on the inside. Wow, what beautiful creatures we are.
Humans are scüm.
99.999999999999% cüm gargling scüm of the highest order of felch.

Nominated by Cuntflap

Ken Clarke is SO in need of a nomination right now. After the news of those Romanians being flown over to help pick fruit and veg, Clarke posted a smarmy tweet which read:

“Almost 3 million unemployed and we can’t get any of them to pick fruit and veg. Where are all these hard working people who voted for Brexit? Sat at home shaking their heads saying “bloody foreigners coming over here to put food on our plates” probably. Time for a large whiskey”.

What an utter, arrogant cunt. No mention of the several hundred thousand Brits who HAVE volunteered to pick fruit and veg. Here’s an idea Ken. If you’re really that worried about fruit and veg going unpicked, instead of sitting on your fat ass, making snide remarks about the people whose taxes that you and your ilk are leeching, put down the fucking whiskey, find your nearest fruit or veg farm and fucking volunteer to do a few shifts. Start earning the vast amounts cash you’ve been taking from our pockets over the DECADES you’ve been in parliament. You smarmy cunt!

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

I would like to cunt curtain twitchers. Often found on neighbourhood watch committees and the like or obsessively looking out of their living room window, these are the kinds of people who worship the concept of big daddy government and are intent on monitoring one’s every move, just watching and waiting for some poor sap to slip up with some petty ‘misdeed’ so they have an excuse to exercise their deranged power fantasy. . We have seen these cunts come out of the woodwork in a way not previously seen before with the Chinky flu outbreak, where they’ll berate, report and make life a misery for anyone who commits the cardinal sin of being (gasp) *OUTSIDE* – seemingly forgetting that we as a species actively NEED fresh air and exercise in order to survive and function properly. Case in point:
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/11438806/gordon-ramsay-cycles-miles/?utm_campaign=sunmainfacebook&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1587414285
These people would happily impose a Soviet-style police state on us if given half a chance. If I were in power I would have them prosecuted and cooped up in prison cells all day to give them a taste of their own medicine, the cunts.

Nominated by General Tso’s Chiggun