“…yeah, leave it here. The bastard can come and get it…”

Good day fellow cunters! I’d like to put out a stop the World I want to get off, laziness blamed on Covid 19 cunting on Currys PC World! Covid 19 has become a scapegoat, nay, a get out clause for substandard customer service (does this even exist anymore??) and bone idleness in consumer affairs. I ordered a overpriced washing machine from these shyster bastards in good faith, paid over the odds for installation, delivery and removal of the knackered one; just a shame they couldn’t agree to take the wife too.

So, I commute to the other side of the UK for work, leaving the missus fully au fait with imminent delivery of white (shite) goods, time, date, itinerary from Currys emails. Nowhere in these messages, delivery instructions or e-receipts does it mention Covid restrictions or virus related limitations.

Come the delivery two clinically obese, chain smoking adverts poster men for euthanasia tip up. They bang on the front door then tell the wife they CAN’T enter our house, unpackage or install the washer and we can forget them taking the old machine away. Why? Erm, Covid… Utter cunts. To ice the turd the morons then unceremoniously wheeled the washing machine in, to our fucking hallway, INSIDE the house! They just dumped it, walked out and fucked off.

I was apoplectic with rage 150 miles away when I learned about this fuckwittery! Hypocrites. Two delivery men? What about ‘anti’ social distancing?? They simply couldn’t be arsed and scapegoated Chinky flu. The cheeky shits even ticked off online that they’d completed the entire order and services. Superheats my piss. Don’t get my started on their customer complaint line: No-one home. Covid 19 motherfuckers: ‘We have your money now piss off!’

Nominated by BastardsTheLotOfEm

LLOYD RUSSELL-MOYLE M.P.:-

Nobody loves a fairy when he’s forty, but nobody has bothered to tell the queen of Brighton Kemptown that. The plucky duckie attention seeking drama queen has been shooting his mouth off again, accusing the government of “killing” people and threatening to “rout them [Conservatives] out” of his manor – no doubt by pinching their bums and hitting them with his handbag:-

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/lloyd-russell-moyle-resign-tories-murder-comments-a4424416.html

Well, Dame Kweer wanted his shadow cabinet to be full of effnics and irons, but it isn’t a very good indication of his judgment of character. Perhaps he should get Mrs Laurence, the part time epidemiologist to have a quiet word with him, as she is clearly the answer to Labour’s problems.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Entitled Cunts

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/newcastle-mum-school-meals-voucher-18141715

Here we have some trollop with 6 brats whinging because it took her 5 hours to claim online some 15 Pound child-benefit food voucher. The lazy bag has nothing better to do and it might give her something to do bar getting tupped by whoever offers her a bag of chips and a Woodbine. I can’t see why the bitch should get extra money on top of child benefit anyhow. What about taking some of the father(s) benefits and using that to support the children?

Fuck Off.

Top and bottom is that the slovenly slattern shouldn’t breed like a rat if she can’t provide for her whelps. Six fucking children indeed and no way of supporting them….let the good old taxpayer do it.

Sterilise the tart and probably best to do the kids too while they’re about it. Break the fucking cycle of Cunts breeding with no regard to consequence.

Nominated by Dick de Pfeffel Foxchaser-Fiddler

John Adamson.

Since the tiddlywinks unleashed bat flu on the world its given the green light for a whole plethora of cunts to crawl out of the woodwork who would normally pass under the radar, with one being care assistant, John Adamson.

Poor Mr Adamson has been sharing the trauma of having to shave off his impressive beard so that he can wear a face mask and do his job safely.

“I had to make the decision to swallow my pride and shave it off. At first I got my clippers and started to shaving the sides as I was trying to see if I could keep some of it. But in the end I had to take the whole thing off. Its devastating because its like an arm or a leg to me.”

Get a fucking grip cunt, its stories like this and dancing nurses that will quickly evaporate any goodwill and respect for NHS staff during this pandemic. I thought this may have been a peaceful before I read the article and was suing for racial discrimination and hurt feelings. Maybe they will organize a ‘Clap for deceased beards’ at 8.00pm next Thursday.

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator

OMID SCOBIE:

Please put that fairy cake down and raise a glass of soya milk to toast young Mr. Scobie, who looks a right jessie, who has been “responsible” – I use the word losely, you understand – for all the crap we have been reading about Mrs. Hewitt in recent times:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8257177/Prince-Harry-Meghan-Markle-interviews-two-journalists-writing-flattering-biography.html

What is it about royal-by-marriage commoners that they feel they have to reveal all to nancy boys?. Diana did it with Andrew Morton and Paul Burrell, the florist, formerly her rock. Now the Markle tart has done it with this mincing heap of shit. Look at the wanker – he looks about 15, and should have been out playing with Gary Glitter rather than worrying his little head about affairs of state.

Coronavirus and a spoilt over-priviledged half-caste tart feeling sorry for herself 0 and they wonder why newspaper sales are down. Fuck off Scobie duckie/

Nominated by W. C. Boggs