Praying is a cunt, isn’t it.

If a family rocks up to the hospital to see Grandad and tells the nurse that they’ve all been praying for him, does that mean the nurse can give the ventilator to somebody else? He won’t need it, will he. Somebody without divine help could benefit from it.

Praying is a thought placebo performed by empty-eyed gullibles. Talking to yourself is acceptable, just don’t assume anybody is listening.

The only way putting your hands together during the Chinky Virus has helped, is if you use some soap and water.

Prayer: The Best Way To Achieve Absolutely Fuck All.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

Just to prove I’m an equal opportunities cunter, let’s do a cunting for mine and your favourite bloke in a frock. Raise your glasses and give a big hand for Little Justin Welby aka the Archbishop of Canterbury.

It appears that Justine has taken time out from counting the money generated by his church’s vast estates to slag off all us white supremacists.

God’s justice and love for all creation demands that the evil of racism is properly confronted and tackled.

Joint statement by Archbishop @JohnSentamu and me: https://t.co/2HbvVrP1to pic.twitter.com/lib1FVEDsi

— Archbishop of Canterbury (@JustinWelby) June 2, 2020

I can only apologise for being white.

Is your heart going to weep for the Christians currently being persecuted in countries where they are in the minority? I’m not going to hold my breath on that one.

I have recently come into contact with 2 of your vicars and they are top notch blokes and I think you are destroying all the good work they are doing.

And here endeth the lesson.

Nominated by SimmyJavill

Amen.

The leader of the UK arm of Black Lies Matters and prominent member of the Socialist Workers Party. Just watched his interview on talk radio:

A brief synopsis-

-all the ills of society caused by capitalism and whitey

-the London protests were all 100% peaceful- the only violence being orchestated by excessive and heavy handed policing?????

-the protesters charged down by horses ( referring to the asssault on a wpc resulting in broken ribs, fractured skull and punctured lung)..ffs

-they want to defund and disband uk police and let communities police themselves ????????

-all stabbie monkey crime is caused by innocent blacks being excluded from school, leading to less job opportunities

-all drugs to be legalised

Etc, etc, etc.

This racist twat has pinned his colours to the mast (or should I say memorial). Watch this interview with Mike Graham, then give this absolute pondlife the cunting he so richly deserves.

Over to you, fellow cunters!

Nominated by Cuntfinder General

I nominate The Arts.

Ballet, opera, theatre, music, art.

We all know that 1000s of people depend on “the arts” for a living. Dancers, singers, musicians, actors, luvvies, box office staff, prompters, lighting engineers, tea makers, artists et al. And we further realise what a wuff time the poor darlings are having right now wiv no audiences. But why should they be subsidised anyway? Grants for this project, awards for that “workshop”. How is it that the posh middle classes get free money to support what THEY like while there is little or none for majority interests such as sport?

The argument is that these splendid troupers are guardians of the nation’s culture and well-being. That we could not live without the wondrous “work” they do in uplifting our dreary little proletariat existence.

Well, we seem to have survived for a good few months without this army of pretentious prats. I don’t hear of many folk sobbing because they can’t book to see Les Miserables or even Mama Mia. Let alone watching impossibly thin twats in tights poncing across a stage or improbably fat gits wailing in Italian.

If (posh) people want this stuff then let them pay for it without taxpayers propping them up. The full price.

The rest of us simply don’t need this array of subsidised snobbery.

Nominated by Lord Helpuss

White People.

I’m sick of being white, soon as you’re born you are a racist, you’re burdened by white privilege. Being white you’re responsible for every slave sold to your white forefathers (even though your forefathers owned pretty much just the clothes they toiled in). If I was black no cunt would be on my back even if my family were in the slave trade, rounding up other blacks and selling them to white racists.

I’m sick of being accountable for my own actions, I’m sick of being accountable for every white person that ever lived.

If I was black I could write shit music or shit poetry and all the white cunts would love me. If I was black I could be a criminal and get a state funeral when I died maybe?

If I was black I could riot and be called a hero, I could loot and white cunts would post on Twitter defending me, saying I was just taking back from the masters. If I was black loads of silly white cunts would protest for my rights to be greater than theirs.

If I was black I’d be in for a share of the 4 trillion worth of repatriations BLM are demanding.

Fuck me, white supremacy isn’t the crack I’d been led to believe. If I was black the police would be wary of stopping me going about my lawful or erm yes business.

Hey ho, I was born a white devil and I’ll die a white devil.

White cunts no matter

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit