A show and tell ‘look what I’ve got’ cunting for the obscenely rich who flaunt their wealth on cuntstagram and then seem astonished and bewildered when some cunts rob them at knifepoint.

Recent example Dele Alli.

I’m not saying you shouldn’t be able to buy nice things if you have worked for it and have the money. But you must be a bit of a mug these days if you advertise the fact you have a £150,000 watch on social media for all to see.

Would you walk around the seedier parts of town with a wad of £50 notes hanging out of your back pocket?

I believe that Kuntye and and Kim Kuntdashian have suffered a similar fate in the past from flaunting their possessions on social media.

As an aside I seem to remember a few years ago that thieves planned to rob Dolph Lundgren’s house in Spain and then realised it was Ivan Drago’s house and got the fuck out of there faster than B&WC’s tongue would go up Sophie Turner’s bumhole. ?

Nominated by Harold Steptoe

Order, Order! – a mumsnet cunting please for this Labour M.P., the Joan of Arc of Parliament.

Creasy has always made quite a thing that she is a mum, and also a VERY IMPORTANT lady, with a VERY IMPORTANT job, and she has some VERY IMPORTANT things to do (yes, she’s important)

Creasy was miffed today when Jacob Rees-Mogg announced MPs would have to return to Parliament in June.

This doesn’t suit Creasy (did I say she was a mum?). “What are we to do?” she asked – “careers” with “child-minding responsibilities”..

Glamorous mum Creasy didn’t leave it there though. Between the SMA and the shitty nappy she came up with a really envious Labour bon mot “I know he is not fond of the nanny state, but not all of us have nannies”. Oh, well played, Mother Creasy.

If this mouthy cunt finds the duel job of being an M.P. and a mum, perhaps she should consider her position, call a by-election and shut the fuck up. What a gold plated arsewipe.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Alex Hancock

Who the fuck is that? I hear you say, well he is a fully paid up member and full time victim from that sea of tragedy the LGBT + community

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52724818

This poor soul is worried that the rainbow flag he flies in support of his ‘LGBT+ cunt’ community is being swamped by the people flying flags in support of the NHS. His gay flag is lost Amongst the others and it’s unfair and he will go home and cry if something isn’t done about. Fuck me do we really have to listen to this sort of cuntishness anymore. People are dying, furloughed cunts are lapping it up, the country is going broke but poor old Alex is stamping his feet at the meaning of his flag being lost during the pandemic.

However In support of Alex I shall now insist that the 6 year old twins over the road take down their pictures of rainbows now, it’s just not on that they should hijack poor old Alex’s symbol for their own needs and not first be thinking about the needs the LGBT+ community.

Alex you are a cunt and the BBC are cunts for reporting this wank.

Nominated by, Cuntsince1066

‘Listen to the experts.’

I’m honestly sick of this mentality that we should listen to these ‘experts’ in lieu of thinking for ourselves. It was experts who advised Churchill to return to the Gold Standard. It was experts who advocated for appeasement. It was experts who failed to see the financial crash coming.

So no, I will not listen to the fucking ‘experts.’

Nominated by General Tso’s Chiggun

Dominic Cummings hypocrites are cunts. Especially Lisa Nandy and our old friend (term used very loosely) Alistair Campbell. Both have been very vocal in their outrage over the continuing saga of Dominic Cummings’ family road trip to Durham. And both are raging fucking hypocrites. Nandy has been on GMB, calling for Cummings to either resign or be sacked, whilst simultaneously defending Stephen Kinnock for going to visit his dipshit parents. And at 07:25 this morning (Wednesday 27th May), he tweeted a picture of himself breaking social distancing rules by standing shoulder to shoulder with a guy known as ‘Speedo Mick’. Apparently, this person is famous for going to Everton matches dressed only in speedo’s (sounds a right cunt, doesn’t he?). The photo was taken after they went for a swim in the Serpentine.

Personally, I don’t give a monkey’s fuck if Cummings broke the rules. He’s epically pissed off his political enemies, the left, the lying mainstream media and the outrage brigade in general, and their ‘righteous’ fury amuses me. But the lack of self-awareness from the likes of Nandy, Campbell and in fact, the Labour party, is truly a piss boiler. Only a few weeks back, a story emerged of a Muslim Labour MP breaking social distancing rules by attending FIVE funerals. We’ve had Magic Grandpa breaking the rules by wandering around his constituency like he has Alzheimer’s, trying to shake hands with people. And there are numerous other cases. Where is the fury from the left wing media, Labour and all the other lefty pricks? They’ve been silent. But now that one of Boris’s closest aides is in the firing line, they’re all screaming. Well, they can fuck off. They are hypocrites and they are cunts.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

HELEN GOODMAN:

A woe is me, what a great Leader the cuntry lost in me cunting please for the frightfully sad Ms Goodman, who spent ten minutes on Wireless 4s World At One today, bemoaning the fact that while Domic C*mmings was striding around up North, her 93 year old dad, in failing health, was dying in a care home, and he wasn’t allowed the honour of having a final visit from her, which I am sure would have made his trip to the pearly gates that more enjoyable.

The sour old hag had already taken to Twitter:

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/dominic-cummings-lockdown-helen-goodman-102703679.html

and you can hear the Goodman whinge on the BBC Radio 4 Listen Again feature (World At One 24/5/2020) about ten minutes in.

Listening to the faux emotion and anger, you couldn’t help feeling she is mourning the death of her career, and I suspect, given that revenge is a dish best served cold, she and her fellow left wing harridans and pansies, who were so anti-Brexit, spy yet another chance to get it stopped. Interestingly the two newspapers to run with the story of “extra visits” C*mmings might or might not have made up North, were the Mirror, the well known Labour arse-lickers, and the Guardian, who failed to “campaign” when Labour MP Stephen Kinnock did exactly the same thing as C*mmings.

Listening to the ugly old cunt, I very much felt there was another agenda going on here. Of course, the BBC lickspittles were more than happy to indulge her.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs