The BBC informs us today that not all of the Afghan women footballers who were allowed to come to the U.K. in 2021 along with their extended families were, after all, footballers. This will of course come as no surprise to we cynics on IsAC.
I seem to recall that some American celebrity paid for the stunt. At the time I questioned why these persons did not go to the USA as prospects for female footballers were better.
Anyway , I eagerly await this situation being sorted out by the Home Office and those of them who should not be here (all of them in my opinion) being sent back to Pakistan which is where they were. Alas, I fear that my wait will be considerable,probably never ending.
As ever Admin, I rely on my fellow stalwarts to provide the piss boiling link.
Nominated by Guzziguy.
Obviously the next Welsh government.
From the bench to the front bench.
Humza Yousaf appoints his first Cabinet.
The new Sharia law enforcers for Scotland.
Why does it matter , we’ve got plenty of room for the worlds dross fuck me there are acres of fields and woodland around here ripe for conversion into concrete and brick boxes for the future engineers, scientists, astronauts etc to live for free off the backs of the slowly subsumed whitey population.
This is actually an argument the libtards advance. When told that the country is already full ( infrastructure creaking, healthcare over subscribed etc), they respond with the fact that there are lots of fields ‘empty’.
A reply to this would be where are we supposed to grow crops when it’s all concreted over?
At least Burqua United will have no humiliation if last night’s goat kebab starts to rumble and they need to do a Lineker style shat-in-his-pants. These peasants are used to shitting in the street.
What beggars belief is that they were in Pakistan…
So we rescued them from Pakistan.
So I take it the taliban rule there as well.
Or as usual we are fucking mugs.
Will anyone get the horn?
No-one gets the horn for a pakı bird.
Not even a pakı bloke, hence why they prefer goats (or 10 year old white northern girls).
That said, I’d absolutely slam Jameela Jamil’s turkish delight.
But more out of utter spite.
Yeah, she looks great now but give it 10 years and…
Of course no slag will be going back and don’t expect to hear about it. I wonder how many p*nces there are still here from the. 2012 Olympics?
They should’ve been relegated before a ball was kicked.
The Bradford City women’s team.
Is the header pic the cast audition for the role of oddjob in the remake of carry on screaming..
That’d be Oddbod, Oddjob was from Goldfinger.
Bloody predictive text..
It certainly isn’t Handjob, looking at that rogue’s gallery above.
Blofeld and Oddjob.
Both Bond villains for sure, but…. just make sure you get em the right way around when naming 5 bond villains in the pub quiz….
Number 50 is not too bad, as for the rest……..
I’m not fussy. I’d have them all on their knees and enter each one and willy will decide.
Thought I’d let you know, P0nce is lovely Town in Puerto Rico.
How long do I have to wear this bloody football kit for ?
With the greatest respect, how would you know if they were genuine footballers if wearing the kit is all they need. Picking the ball up and running with it, I suppose would give the game away.
That you Gordon?😀👍
They won’t be awarded any corners without opening a shop.
Piss boiling link not working.
Here you go:
It looks like we’re going to have to bring back those old magicians we once considered “old hat”, with their magic disappearing boxes.
I have no idea who their manager is but I’ll take a chance and do a straight swap for Potter….
I see the shits starting to hit the fan now the government are planning to house all this illegal immigrant shite out on military bases, given these bases are out in the country side the argument from the locals is there is nothing for them to do, this area is unsuitable etc.
Which begs the obvious question,what do they do when housed in hotels all over the place in towns / cities near you..?
Any Suggestions are welcome….!
Can I suggest we exterminate the vermin, like rats?
Lots of pork on the menu too.
I suggest we send them back in bin bags
like Stephen Milligan – also with an orange stuffed in their gobs?
Probably taking a shit ,in the lift,or the bath,or the sink,as they don’t have em back home
Did the stupid cunt who arranged for them to come to England rather than the USA not realise that 768 persons is somewhat bigger than the usual number in a football team. Fuck me, as an aside most of the African 2012 Olympic football teams are happily living in London most with their families. Taken for the cunts our governments are.
Line them up and use a Bren Gun for target practice
how about an MG42 as being able to do more of them before re-loading?
There should be a competition for the uglies women’s team, this lot would be in the running for a gold medal
Kick them out!
So they’re going to put this filth in disused military barracks are they? They’ve done that before and they just burn them down. This criminal trash know a soft touch when they see one.
Exactly.When they settle in their barges tow them back to France
I’m not sure how they could tell they were not ‘real’ lady footballers.
If they thought they were too shite to be counted as footballers then aren’t they all?
Interesting how some of them look a bit chinky – how did that get past border force?
The 1st thing I thought was that the front row are all amputees.
Great for a Home Office football game.
They’d still trounce HMRC and Border Farce…
7 Midgets on the team. Get them into the Lionesses.