I would like to cunt out of control kids, i know its Corona virus conditions and kids get bored, but my neighbors kids really are cunts kid 1 isnt playing with a full deck, he has screaming fits and smashes up the house, calls his parents names and has to have a trampoline to burn off energy, why this pisses me off, all you hear is banging on the walls if your inside and when your watching telly you can see the little cunt out of the corner of your eye bouncing up and down on his trampoline non stop, to add insult to injery the have dyed the top of the fuckers hair so now he looks like a fucking Duracell battery and goes nine times longer than normal kids, if it wasnt for the snowflake mum i reckon the dad would have rung his fucking neck by now i know i would have, kid 2 has the most high pitch annoying voice you have ever heard its like finger nails on a blackboard to me, on top of that its a constant case of chucking footballs,frizbies,flip flops and various othe crap back over the fence, and then banging my car with bikes….for any fucker thinking of having kids need to watch mad Pablo and high pitch Pedro for half an hour and you will soon be reaching for the condoms…..

Nominated by Fuglyucker

Liverpool’s Mayor
I had a bet with myself about the first city to use the virus to demand extra money . Liverpool was my choice and I won! Joe Anderson (the mayor who could be mistaken for a Big Issue seller) says that the £44,000,000 they have been promised is not enough; another £34,000,000 is needed. That is as maybe; stop being a victim, think about what your city can do for the rest of us.

Nominated by Guzziguy

ALAN HARPER:

Oh dear…. a more in sorrow than in anger cunting please for Mr Harper who has reached the age of 76 still believing that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Ageing would-be-next press sensation Mr. H is walking round his garden……. Captain Tom (Happy 100th birthday by the way)… a Poundland imitation of the Captain. A charity single with fellow OAP Madonna….Read it yourselves, I haven’t the heart or stomach to go on with this. Fuck off……

Granddad is raising money for charity by walking around his garden dressed as a gnome

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Blighty,

What a pathetic excuse of an island the UK has turned out to be, I live in Australia, and by all accounts I am Australian but still hold citizenship to the UK, though I am in my 40’s and moved here when i was 11.

To be clear, i love the UK and the non woke, white people within it. But, seriously
What a fucken shit cunt of a shithole of an island it turned out to be. Please stay with me while i list the fucken pathetic shitness of the place.

effnicks
mudslimes
blacks
gooks (and the virus they rode in on)
The two fish (Sturgeon and Salmond)
remoaners
remoaners (they deserve a double cunting)
the politicians who allowed this to happen and worst of all…….
The fucking people who allowed the politicians to allow this to happen.

I read my guinea pig this list and even it wanted to kill itself.

We have some fucking woke shit here too, but not even close to the same level you cunts have over there. You cunts are on another planet.

Long time reader, first time poster, plus i’m drunk. This is honestly my most favoured site on the whole internet and the best of British.

Nominated by UpsideDownCunt

A full blown Media cunting for the the word ‘Clarity’

Or to be more accurate, the lack of it, the latest buzz word being thrown around by the media and opposition parties, it’s one of those words which has a resonance that the media and politicians love.

The media have grabbed the current crisis by the scruff of the neck, given it a fucking good wringing and forgotten the actual situation.
It is Clear that Schools have been closed except for kids of essential workers, the list of essential workers were published.
There is also a Clear list of businesses that were forced to close.
Other businesses have been left to make their own decisions, work from home or go to work were possible.
Nothing relating to working has effectively changed.

It seems Clear to me, where is the lack of Clarity!!

CUNTS.

Nominated by Sick of it