I nominate UK TV Licensing. Let’s not pussy foot around: this only pays for the BBC and their services.

Note to admin: This picture is the email headers sent to me
up-to 2 weeks before my license was due to expire. The final
reminder 3 days before it was due to expire.
http://www.filedropper.com/tvlicense

Not only have they stopped free licenses for the over 75s, they will now waste
£100M of your money on Black, African, Mexican and some other shit Entertainment.
Want to watch programmes on prime time Saturday night which says at the
end, “If you have been affected by any of the issues in tonight’s programme, call the BBC Action Line” (Casualty)?

Did you order your first license on 31st September? Don’t do that
or your license will only be valid until the 31st August. You have to renew on
that day. Always order a new license on the first day of the month or in the
first year you lose a month.

The money grabbing bastards also try to get your renewal money early
by sending threating emails up-to 2 weeks before the bastard is due, and a final
reminder 3 days before it is due. If I had time on Monday I would have waited for 1 hour before it is due to expire before renewing it.

Up your cunt Auntie and the tax disguised as a TV licence.

Nominated by Anton Pillar

A take my money cunting for the increase in the charge for single use plastic bags.

The government have decided that from next April the charge will double from 5p to 10p and the exemption for small retailers will disappear.
The charge is supposed to be used (after appropriate deductions) for good local causes decided by whichever outlet is issuing the bags, all fucking yippee.

Since the charge was introduced the reduction in single use bags has dropped by 80% and some shops don’t even offer single use bags, so why put up the charge, why not just remove the exemption which would probably account for a large part of the 20%.

It’s because they had a consultation and the majority were in favour of increasing the charge, absolute bollocks, as most people now don’t use single use bags they don’t give a fuck what the charge is, maybe they should have just consulted those customers who still use single use bags, they may have had a different result.

All this to keep plastic out of the Ocean and off the beaches, except when it the chicken cookin cunts from East London invading Greatstone beach, but they aren’t the only cunts who have no social responsibility whatsoever. 5p or 10p won’t make any difference to the chav types!

When the 5p charge was introduced it put a small firm in Nelson out of business overnight, but I guess that’s progress. I used single use bags, and reused them until they became a bit to tatty and weak and then used them in my waste bin, the only difference now is I buy more pedal bin bags, I wonder if anyone has done a survey to see if sales of pedal bin bags has increased over the last few years.

Pandering to the environmental lobby!

CUNTS

Nominated by Sick of it

The United Wildlife Union are definitely deserving of a nomination. I have to admit, I couldn’t find their website when I googled them. I found about them from a YouTube channel called HeelvsBabyface. I nominating them, because one of their demented ‘journalists’ known as Cade 6, has recently published an article entitled “Why White People Owning Dogs is Racist”. It started with a brief history of our relationship with canines, except instead of simply putting it as human’s relationship with dogs, he chose to put it as “the relationship between dog and woman”. So, straight away, you just know that this ‘journalist’ is a complete and utter cunt. Basically, white people stole dogs from the Eurasian people who put in all the time and effort to domesticate them. He even uses the term “filthy white savages”. In actual fact, they were traded. Apparently, it’s appropriating “black culture”. Except, Eurasian people are NOT black, you smug, thick twat. Your ignorance of that fact is itself racist.

To be honest, from what I heard in the video, it wasn’t really anything to do with dogs, it was just some white skinned pussy trying to assuage their guilt at being born with white skin, by slagging off our ancestors. And he comes across as being more narcissistic than Lewis Hamilton. And frankly, I find assholes like this to be patronising and condescending to black people. THEY are the racists. And going off the TWO photo’s of him, one of which is huge. The prick even tells people that if they’re white and own a dog, they should consider “donating” it to no kill animal charity or people of colour. No thought to the psychological effect it would have the dog, suddenly finding itself being dumped into a place that it’s unfamiliar with, surrounded by other dogs and people it doesn’t know. And it’s pretty obvious that this preaching failed experiment knows exactly fuck all about dogs. I’m pretty sure the history lesson at the start was either made up, or copied from Wikipedia.

In a truly just world, this waste of genetic material would either have ended up in a condom or shot down his mother’s throat. Unfortunately, it isn’t a truly just world, so he was born. Cade 6, I reject your request to donate my dog. I would instead request that you do the world a huge favour, by jumping off a cliff, onto a nuclear armed sea mine, located in water populated by sharks. And piranha’s. Failing that, you cunt. Go kick a starving tiger in the balls.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

And seconded by Chimp Licker:

UNITED WILDLIFE UNION. COM

This gaggle of stratospheric cunts published an article on their website on August 1st claiming that white people owning dogs is racist!

The article can be read here:
https://unitedwildlifeunion.com/articles/
…but if you wish to avoid your piss attaining temperatures unwitnessed in this universe since the Big Bang itself, I shall sum it up for you.

Basically, since archaeological evidence points to the dog first being domesticated somewhere in Asia, white people owning them is naughty cultural appropriation, and if you are a white person that owns a dog or dogs you must immediately donate them to ‘Persons of Colour’ where said dog or dogs will find their ‘perfect home’.

Just when you think the world can’t possibly sink to a still deeper level of sheer mouth-frothing berserk insanity…

I couldn’t find a picture for this lot, so here’s a cute image of baby penguins instead – DA

‍Could I have a “ get your wallet out, you’re saying, regardless “ cunting for Lord Hall, BBC director general.
Not happy with the downward spiral of telly tax payments, this cunt has suggested ( in his last week of his tenure at the BBC) that every household should pay for it, regardless of whether you have eyes or ears.
So, everyone, whether you watch any of the shit they produce, or any other shit programs, or radio, you have to pay for a Marxist organisation that hates you, and the country you live in. Utter cunt.

Nominated by Cuntington Smythe.

Captain Magnanimous also chimed in:

I would like to second Cuntington Smythes valid attack on Lord Hall. This week various people I know in their late 70s and 80s have been getting rather thick envelopes with the relevant forms that legally demand cash for an organisation that openly wants to destroy the way of life that the majority of this age group are used to, in favour of what a very small minority are determined to decimate. Cash extracted by using older peoples law abiding fear to fund arseholes like Linekunt, and to give airtime to any oxygen breather that will attack the British way of life or that of the very demographic they are now picking on to keep this farce going. Now I know there are plenty out there that can afford it, but there are plenty that cant. An Aunt in her 80s has been bedbound since being paralysed by a stroke last year. She misses out on pension credit by just £2.16 a month. The telly tax is around 7x that a month. The TV is her only constant companion and is now forced into funding this vile corporation despite only watching channels like Talking Pictures. Well fuck them and Hall and heres to a grade A cunting for all who orchestrated this pre-meditated robbery from Osbourne to Capita and to any cunt that benefits from it. Cunts.

EXTINCTION REBELLION:

A Social Justice Warrior flag-waving salute to the great unwashed who make-up this sinister organisation, who will, once again this weekend, deprive policemen of their well-earned leave, inconvenince those who have to get to work at weekends, and do their best to spread Covid 19, as they march all over Britain – an extra special treat is threatend for London, with “mass” demonstartions (not the sort of mass the Pope would know about) and the pansies will be on the march to Brighton Pavillion, with their recycled iced pansy water along with their recycled trite slogans and whistles.

I just hope the weather is as piss poor as they say it will be, at least that will guarantee the filthy bastards will get one decent wash this year.

When I read about Singapore’s “Caning Room” last week, I just wish we could establish one in every major city in this country, so that these great unwashed warriors, together with illegal immigrants and the cunts who aid them to get here could all receive six strokes of a damp rattan cane across their fat arses. That punishment would also be suitable for roly-poly Labour MPs like Neil Coyle who yet again in a now deleted Tweet described Brexiteers as ignorant racists. I wouldn’t mind weilding the whip myself on that fucker.

https://www.aol.co.uk/news/2020/08/27/extinction-rebellion-plans-bank-holiday-weekend-of-protests-and/

Nominated by W. C. Boggs