Cuntdown surely?

A Two For One cunting for Channel 4, please, for their rugby coverage and new Countdown presenter, Anne Robinson.

I tuned in to watch the Lions match on Saturday and not only did they have some fucking bird presenting it, they had another fucking tart, ‘Nollie Waterman’ giving her ‘Expert’ analysis.

Ever played at this level, love? No? Well, your analysis is as relevant as mine would be to a fucking surgeon. Why the FUCK is EVERYTHING being ruined?

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/rugby-union/2021/04/12/nolli-waterman-finds-voice-tackles-trolls-new-documentary/

Changed link, previous one broke the borders.

Now, to Countdown. Personally, I couldn’t give a fuck if the new presenter is female, (But there’ll never be three male ‘stars’ on a show, that’s for fucking sure), but, couldn’t the cunts have picked someone who doesn’t sound like she’s having a fucking stroke???

I swear, if I’m ever a contestant, I’m going to ask her to repeat ‘You can’t teach an old dog new tricks’…

Nominated by: DCI Gene Cunt 

We here at IsAC do not endorse this song, it’s a bit rubbish.

Yesterday my granddaughter said to me ‘grandad, what’s a hypocrite?’. Well, we looked up the word so that she could get a concise definition rather than a ramble from me. This is what we found;

1. a person who puts on a false appearance of virtue or religion 2. a person who acts in contradiction to his or her stated beliefs.

This really got me thinking about just how much I loathe hypocrites. We all know the breed. It’s politicians who harange us to behave in a certain way, then do the opposite themselves.

It’s climate change warriors who preach about the dangers of global warming to the rest of us, whilst travelling about in gas-guzzlers, or on first class flights or private jets. It’s multi-millionaire football players who take the knee to an avowed Marxist BLM.

It’s terrorists who lob hundreds of rockets into Israel then bleat about being the victims of ‘human rights violations’ and ‘war crimes’ when the Israelis have the audacity to retaliate. It’s ‘woke’ wankers who burble about ‘hope not hate’ then pile ‘cancel culture’ vitriol and abuse on anyone not slavishly adhering to their snowflake agenda.

It just goes on, and on…Fucking hell, there are lots of these cunts about. Now in keeping with the ‘let he who is without sin’ philosophy, I’ll hold my hand up and admit that I must have been guilty of hypocrisy at some point, probably we all have.

How then can I justify criticising others for the same offence?. Simple; I’ll own up to acting the cunt on occasion, and give latitude to anyone who does likewise.

No, the difference is that I’m not trying to act like one of those sanctimonious cunts who talk down to the rest of us publicly about how we should think and act, while thinking that the rules don’t apply to them, or that they’re morally superior to the rest of us.

So stand up Matt Hancock, Flabbott the Hutt, Yasmin Alibaba and the rest of the race-baiters, Capt. Beaky and the boys, Emma Thompson, the Duke and Duchess of Netflix, Owen Jones, Steve Coogcunt,Tony Blair, John Major, Bono, Gary Lineker… Bloody Nora, there’s a million of you, and you know who you are.

Bow to the applause and take your place on the IsAC wall of honour; you’ve earned it.
Hypocrites to the left of me, hypocrites to the right. Cunts

Nominated by: Ron Knee

I bet you thought I’d post the picture of the crying German child didn’t you? I have some standards you know.

An emergency cunting please, for the latest shitty “social meeja” bollocks.

It seems the sight of 22 millionaires kicking a ball around, occasionaly falling over then putting on a hammy display of agony, as would befit an Emmerdale Farm actor, is too rich for the blood of the proletariat, and they need, – nay, DEMAND – an “emergency” bank holiday on Monday 12th July to recover and be with their fam-i-lees.

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/bank-holiday-england-win-euro-2020-boris-johnson-b944866.html

Why, for Gods sake?. Surely the past 400 plus days has been a permanent holiday for many of them, and, even now, they are refusing to return to their offices.

Production and output is down, yet they need yet another day off, because watching others do physical exercise (for which they are paid handsomely) is too much for them.

This is one of those occasions when we need another Kweer Charmer warning, backed up by his yappy little lapdog Jon Ashworth, and driven home by the Mince of Darkness, Mandy, but all is silence…….

To think, in the RN we didn’t even get Sundays off and even in civvy street we never got the never ending public holidays regarded now as a right, not a privledge.

Nominated by – W. C. Boggs

And who says we’re not topical?

Only a couple of days to go until the deadline for applications to Remain in the UK. Some 5.6 million European Economic Area (EEA) citizens and their dependents have applied for settled status. But there are around 400,000 cases outstanding, and the government’s helpline is receiving thousands of calls a day.

This equates to MINIMUM of 6m primarily Eastern European cunts who are unskilled, do not contribute positively to local society, and frankly have little to offer and are not wanted.

This is also almost certainly an underestimate of the final figure and at least DOUBLE the number the government have been telling us, of approximately 300,000 per year. I for one never believed the figures, unless they all came to our town, we are infested with the cunts. How can I tell, because they make no effort to integrate, dress differently, shout at each other, cause a disproportionally amount of crime (according to various sources) and taking up much needed school places/doctors appointments.

6m represents 1 in every 10 of the indigenous population. And from what I can witness with my own eyes the Eastern European’s are breeding like fucking rabbits with between 4-6 children per family being the norm.

I can also see that the Mudslime families I know have on average between 2-3 children per family.

This all comes at a time where there have been more deaths than indigenous births in the UK for many years

And also at a time tens of thousands of asylum seekers (sorry, refugees) are being assisted by the French and Border Farce to arrive at our shores every year. And only around 10% are returned from whence they came.

To those mathematicians amongst us, how many years will it be before whitey is outnumbered and that everything great about this once great country is finished. For ever.

Answers on a postcard to:

The lying wanker with stupid hair who doesn’t tucking care
No 10 Downing St

Diversity is our strength? Haven’t got a racist bone in my body but have had enough of it.

Fuck off.

Nominated by: Willie Stroker.

Links helpfully provided by: Dickie Dribbler

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-57562285

This isn’t related to the entry at all really.

Fellow Cunters.

For your Cuntsideration: British Olympic selection.

Oh dear. I think I may have actually pissed myself reading an article about young “Sky Brown”-the Marcus Rashthoughts of the skateboarding world.

Sky who? She is 12 years old and likes to play with her skateboard-she will be 13 and a few days when she represents Great Britain in the Skateboarding event in August.

https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/sky-brown-team-gb-youngest-ever-summer-olympian-confirmed-tokyo-skateboard/

Blek Father, Japananese Mother. Born in Japan. Lives in California.
Well-you could NOT be more British than that, could you?
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Skateboarding. For-Fucks-Sake?

Why not just give all the medals to Dark-Keys, Trannies and Gays, be done with it and cancel the fucking event?
The Japs (public) don’t want it.
The viewing public don’t want this rainbow, virtue signalling fuck-fest.

Bring back the good old days, with super-manly role models like Bruce Jenner.
Oh, hold on……
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Nominated by: Cuntfinder General