Ian Brown is a cunt.

His solo career has always been hit and miss, but now he has lost it. His latest song is an ‘anti-lockdown’ rant called ‘Little Seed Big Tree’ and it is fucking diabolical. Icke-esque lyrics like ‘Masonic lockdown in your home town’ and ‘Doctor Evil and his needle’. Even Oasis at their worst were better than that. The conspiracy theory stuff is laughable in itself, but it’s also a fucking awful record. I thought the lyrics to ‘All For One’ were bad, but this is something else. No wonder the other Stone Roses refused to do a third album if the lyrics were this shite.

Nominated by: Norman

CHRIS GRAYLING M.P:

A bald headed cunting please for this slaphead windbag of an MP who has been a monumental failure at everything he has ut his grubby hands on. But it seems Grayling could fall down Gaylord Adonis’s shitter and come up smelling like Alan Carr, since he has landed a £100,000 job for 7 hours a week:

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/chris-grayling-port-advising-role-100000-money-a4549271.html

Obviously the less time he spends “working” the less damage he can do (in theory) and I don’t have any issue with anybody earning (provided they REALLY “earn” it) whatever they can get, but how can this shit be worth that much money?. It’s not what you know, but who you know……

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

I’d like to nominate modern fly spray for a cunting. I’d also love to know how up upload a fucking pic also.. Anyway :-

Modern fly spray is an absolute cunt, I’m certain that the health and safety freaks ‘ave been diluting and making fly and wasp sprays so harmless that these days you can’t even “kill a fly ” with it.

Last few days have been really rather pleasant ensuring that the kitchen door has been left open for many hours. this of course tends to let the fucking flies in.

We have had one particular little fucker come in and make its home here now for 3 day’s. It loves to come and sit on the table begging for food. Even given the cunt a name “flick”. I’m certain it has fucking adopted me as it’s owner.

I have sprayed Flick many many times (sure the cunt likes to shower in it) to no determent at all to it’s health. I reckon that if my eyesight was like a superheroes the fucker would be smiling and saying thank you every time I’ve sprayed it. Image it scrubbing it’s little back each time with a miniature shower brush: bless him.

Try a different brand of spray! Been there done that still the same. Therefore modern fly spray is diluted pile of shite a total waste of money. Fucking useless total Cunt…

Please not that nothing was harmed by this cunting;not even a fly.

Nominated  by everyonesacunt

Gary Lineker.

I’d like to cunt this goat-jugged stroker, please. This cunt is paid over one and a half million of Her Majesty’s Finest British Pounds for hosting Match Of The Day. Under two hours a fucking week. The idle gobshite doesn’t even host Match Of The Day 2 on a Sunday. The BBC shoehorn a token wimmin into that, usually Gabby ‘Mrs Punch’ Logan. So, for under two hours a fucking week and the odd international game, this big-eared, goatee-bearded parasite pulls in more loot a fucking year than the entire staff of my ambulance station. With the bunce this cunt is on, he should be presenting ANYTHING to do with football. Anything.

Nominated by DCI Gene Cunt

….and a belated follow up by Freddie the Frog

Oh yes, our old friend, lover of poor bearded refugee children, the BBC’s favourite money grabbing p*nce.

Has anyone seen his latest “fish and chips” video?
Unfortunately I don’t have the technical competence to post it myself but there are plenty of cunts on here that do.

Just take a look at it…….it requires no comment from me. You be the judge.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/12572105/gary-lineker-refugees-fish-chips-britain-ad-house/

…and thirded by Cuntybollocks 

Gary Lineker

A deconstructionalist bullshite cunting please, for the jug eared goal hanging crisp muncher.

Yes, I dare any of you to watch his latest video claiming that Fish and Chips wouldn’t exist if it wasn’t for refugees. First off, he’s wrong. The bloke was a honky (if it was him) who was a legal immigrant from France, not an illegal African taking his chances on a dingy for benefits. The first chippy may have opened elsewher (in Lancs), but he didn’t mention that.

Basically, he uses the post modern/deconstructionalist bullshit approach to break things down until they are nothing (for whitey/Britain). I reckon he’s dong this as he’s kiss arsing his woke employers, the BBC.

I can deconstruct that lions are the same as apples using this approach (go back to the big bang and we come from cosmic dust etc). It’s absolute bollocks.

I hear he’s taking in an invader. I bet he fucking doesn’t unless they’re carefuly vetted. I hope he gets an non vetted psychotic extremist who shits on his bed, ties him up, opens his arsehole to new levels and robs him blind, the bellend.

Another cunt trying to belittle the achievements of Britain. A traitor.