The Darkest Knight. Near impossible to spot.

DC Comics are cunts.

Hot on the heels of Marvel/Disney, DC have gone completely woke. Bruce Wayne is getting ‘eased out and the next Batman is now going to be (wait for it!) black.

12 Years A Slave writer, John Ridley is ‘re-imagining’ the Caped Crusader, and he will now be a ‘person of colour’.

For a start, a film script writer doesn’t make a good comic book writer. The hubris of this arrogant anti-white cunt taking it for granted, and saying it’s a ‘step up’ for the Batman to be black simply shows what he thinks about white popular culture and a comic books icon that has lasted over 80 years and it also stinks of no regard for fans or readers.

Like the BBC and Doctor Who before it, DC and this Ridley cunt just want to change and destroy an institution simply because they want it that way and they think white male heroes (of any kind) are now ‘wrong’.

Entertainment and fictional heroes should never be used for political purposes or as propaganda. This new ‘Bat Brutha’ even has no mask on the front cover, just to let every fucker know he’s now black. What a surprise, eh?

And as for DC’s blatant ‘Pride’ celebrations, flogging Pride merchandise and all that? What the fuck has that got to do with fictional super heroes either? Does every bit of escapism and once childhood favourites now have to be part of apolitically correct lecture? It would appear so. Fuck off DC, you cunts.

https://www.nme.com/news/film/dc-comics-announce-that-the-new-batman-will-be-black-2837328

Nominated by: Norman

Think that’s bad?

https://medium.com/the-reckless-muse/marvel-comics-ditches-creativity-to-appeal-to-the-woke-crowd-299f361d4e8

The Astonishing superheroes Snowflake and Safespace!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9547059/Search-begins-black-superman-Newest-superhero-movie-feature-black-lead.html

A black Superman film!

https://www.mirror.co.uk/film/female-thor-4-natalie-portman-18762641

Thor’s now apparently female!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9614933/As-Beano-renames-star-avoid-offence-writer-LEO-McKINSTRY-insists-load-trifle.html

Fatty from the Bash Street Kids now renamed Freddy to not upset kids!

Judge Dredd has yet to move to Brighton to settle down and start a vegan restaurant with his life partner Clive.

He’s single, males in prison take note.

This class act has just been jailed for stealing nearly £800,000 from the NHS by setting up two companies of which he was sole director and submitted false invoices which he then approved himself in his role as a NHS manager.

Bad Barry has a bit of form for being dodgy – “Chelmsford Crown Court heard Stannard had convictions for three previous offences, including theft by an employee in 1986.

There were also two offences in 2000 concerning a stolen blank MOT certificate that Stannard filled in with his vehicle’s details, one offence of handling stolen goods and one of forgery”. (Story and above quote courtesy of the Sun).

Why did nobody check – when I worked in the Civil Service I had to have an advanced criminal records check and sign the Official Secrets Act – how did Barry Stannard get away with withholding this relevant information about his criminal past?

Sentenced to five years, out in three with a tag, and not a thought about patients who will not be treated due to his dishonesty.

Nominated by: Vernon Fox

Links below provided by: Cupid Stunt The First

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/15452149/nhs-boss-jailed-siphoning-1m-crippled-health-service-lavish/

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-57672570

Following on from Deploy The Sausage’s distressing experience with Barclays https://is-a-cunt.com/2021/06/mortgages/ failing to release his mortgage funds in a timely and professional manner, these legalised crooks are now telling me not to misgender woke flakes:

https://www.barclays.co.uk/diversity/

What fucking business is it of a financial institution to tell me I can’t refer to a female as she/her or a male as he/him, when that’s what they are?

Totally out of order.

Nominated by: Ruff Tuff Creampuff 

No enjoyment was obtained in finding an image for this post. It just took about 15 minutes or so…

Yes – those dear sweet things. Attractive, slim, elegant, well attired, refined; and look great in a bikini. Maybe even classy enough to put in the ‘bank’ and ‘crack one off’ to when the wife has gone shopping.

Well, it would seem that events in the ‘modelling’ world have taken an unfortunate turn for the worse.

Knock one out to the image in this link, if you can.

And whatever ‘it’ has in those keks could do with a saucer of milk.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9742633/Kamala-Harris-stepdaughter-Ella-Emhoff-kisses-cuddles-beau-Sam-Hine-boat-St-Tropez.html

Nominated by: Big Mal

Still with his toothy grin, and the lice addled beard, the Catweazle mini-me blows more of “his” money, kindly donated by the punters who over the years have supported his shitty companies, on a pointless, fruitless ego trip with Elton Musk, as to who of the two wankstains will be first to the moon:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/richard-branson-set-space-flight-24442448

This vanity project – for that is all it is – will benefit nobody, except the two protagonists, whose heads will get even bigger (assuming they return from the great behind, as Hylda Baker would have put it), is just another ostentatious display of wealth. A grotesque adventure in a game that can only be played by people with more money than sense. Musk and Branson, who is the bigger cunt of the two, or is it a draw?

i just hope that the device Dick uses to propel himself with invested in strong air fresheners to cover the smell when he shits himself.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs