Cunts who fuck up your online order

Cunts who send the wrong order are… well… cunts.

When one sponds a good few quid on an online purchase, one expects it to be delivered promptly and correctly. And firms pulling the ‘Delays because of the Covid crisis’ crap is bad enough, but ones that can’t even send what was actually ordered and paid for are inept and useless cunts. Now some could say ‘But it’s a mistake. We’re all human’ and all that bollocks. But they are not paid to make mistakes and I do not shell out so they can make ‘mistakes’ and fuck up my order (printer cartridges in this case). The ones I ordered (not cheap either) were for a HP. Instead I get these little fucking things for a Lexmark. It could be a genuine cock up, it could be lazy arsed foreign labour just chucking any old shite in. But the simple fact is that it just isn’t good enough and the service from these cunts is shoddy and diabolical. If these cunts can’t get a simple (and expensive) order right, they shouldn’t be in business and they are cunts.

Nominated by Norman

Neil Coyle, Right Dishonourable Massive Prick for Bermondsey and Old Southwark

Neil Coyle MP

“Good afternoon. This is Ron Knee, IsAC’s political correspondent, reporting. Today I’m speaking to Neil Coyle, Labour MP for Bermondsey & Old Southwark, regarding his controversial, some might say downright imflammatory, remarks on Twitter concerning Leave voters. How do you do, Mr Coyle?”.

“How did you vote in the referendum Knee? Are you one of those cunt Brexiteers?”.

“Er, actually I did vote Leave…”.

“Thought as much from the look of you, you old cunt. I’ll say to you what I said in my tweet, (quote) ‘I’ve spent years warning local people that these fat old racists won’t stop blaming the EU when their shit hits the fan’ (unquote). I stand by that, even though, er, I’ve now actually deleted the tweet…”.

“Yes, well, I’m not fat. Also I must admit that I’m not exactly sure precisely what you meant by those vague though insulting comments. Perhaps if could just put them into context for our viewers…”.

“I’ll repeat more of it for you then, so it’ll become clearer to you, you thick Brexiteer cunt. (Quote) ‘Here they come blaming others. Absolute shitbag racist wankers’ (unquote). I stand by that too, although, erm, I’ve since deleted it as well”.

“I see. Perhaps your language is a tad intemperate for an MP, especially as you have form in this respect, having also referred to the PM as ‘a dick’ before the general election. I’d have thought that it’s unlikely to endear you, or indeed your party, to swathes of the electorate, and it isn’t going to help Labour to rebuild the ‘red wall’ in the north, is it?”.

“Labour won’t be able to rebuild the ‘red wall’ because of all the thick gammon twats north of the Watford gap. Fucking xenophobic bigots. Frankly they don’t deserve the EU. Arseholes”.

“Perhaps, Mr Coyle, it’s really the attitude of people like you within Labour that has so alienated millions of former supporters. They feel that the party has deserted its traditional base and its values in favour of the rabid pursuit of Marxist identity politics and, indeed, the globalist agenda of the plutocratic EU”.

“They don’t know what’s fucking good for them. Come the glorious day, the thick bastards will do as they’re fucking told, and woe betide them if they don’t toe the line. Now fuck off, you racist cunt, and fuck Brexit. I’ve got more insults to dish out, so I’m out of here”.

“Yes thank you Mr Coyle. Proof, if any were needed, that one really shouldn’t tweet on an empty head. This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”.

And seconded by Jack the Cunter:

I came to Cunt Neil Coyle, but can see that Ron has given him a very eloquent and well deserved Cunting already.
If I may, I’d like to offer this as a supplementary Cunting.
Neil Coyle’s utterances show that there are still those who still don’t get it, regarding the Brexit vote. He treats the electorate with contempt, and would willingly bulldoze democracy in order to reverse the vote.
Please carry on Mr. Coyle, you fucking anti democratic cunt.
Read all about it !!!!
Labour to remain unelectable !!
https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1327726/labour-bbc-last-night-of-the-proms-neil-coyle-twitter-jacob-rees-mogg-boris-johnson

QDM also wanted to have his say:

Neil Coyle, Labour MP for Bermondsey, deserves a nomination. In true remoaner fashion, this lefty cock sucker has decided to wade into the Rule Britannia argument, by showing his utter contempt for the patriots of this country. In a comment on Twitter on Tuesday 25th August, above a video of Nigel Farage singing Rule Britannia, he said that he’d only known shit lickers to like the song. In other Tweets, he called Brexiteers, “shitbag racist wankers” and “fat old racists”.

The Tweets have since been taken down. However, it seems this charmless prick has form for posting foul mouthed comments on Twitter, and promised to stop doing so after being threatened with deselection. Guess that promise wasn’t entirely truthful, was it? Then again, as a member of the Labour party, he is knowingly, a member of anti-working class, pro-terrorist, pro-illegal immigrant, anti-Semitic party which would destroy the UK if given the choice. So it should come as no surprise that one of its members is a disgusting, anti-democratic, shady pile of shite.

I voted to leave the EU, because all I ever saw was incompetence, economic illiteracy and profligacy, and a complete and utter lack of democracy. In the election that saw Ursula von Der Leyen become President, only the 635 members of the EU parliament were allowed to vote, out of 500 million citizens. And SHE was the ONLY candidate. That’s Soviet Politburo style voting. And I want those who make decisions regarding the running of the UK, to have been elected in the UK. Where’s the racism in that? I want the UK to be a sovereign, home led nation, that it isn’t tied to the EU parliament or the ECJ..

Yet to the like of Coyle and Soubry, etc, I’m a racist for having elected British officials run. To date, Coyle has issued no apology for their demented tweet. And now I have a message for Coyle. I served for 25 years in the British army. This despiste being a quarter Jamaican, along with my brother and sisters my mother being half Jamaican, were it shows, along with my sister. And my wife is of Nigerian descent with all our looking completely black. I did things for the UK that would make the likes of coyle shit themselves and breakdown in terror.

He has also refused to apologise, saying instead ”
“I know people want a candid, honest speaking representative.

“People know the tweets are my own and there is no filter.

“If anyone is offended they can unfollow, that’s how Twitter works.” Which just about sums up your average far leftie. Well I’d be a wanker, than a far left, ant-democracy, Brexit hating shit licking cock sucking prick like you. You CUNT!

The Not Fucking Around Coalition

Members of the Black militia group all dressed in black, and all were armed.

A Thermonuclear cunting is in order for a Black Militia group here in the states who calls itself the “Not Fucking Around Coalition.”

As has been noted many times on the hallowed pages of this most august forum we here in America have a thing called the Second Amendment which guarantees (most*) citizens the right to keep and bear arms.

The good news (although some of you might not think so) is that I…and people like me…have guns. The bad news is “they” and people like “them” also have guns.

Allow me to introduce (and indeed cunt); the “Not Fucking Around Coalition”, an Armed militia group for melanin enhanced cunts who have had enough of “systemic racism”…a fictional notion now accepted as a metaphysical truth here in states.

In the alphabet soup of the self righteous social warrior pantheon…NFAC was so enraged and frustrated by the rash of po’ innocent black folk being shot by whitey and the POE-leese, that they decided to form an elite coalition of hood rats, porch monkeys and jungle bunnies…oops…that was a bit harsh and will probably get me monitored. Sorry. Start again.

This elite coalition of wannabe rap stars, wannabe basketball stars and wannabe community organizers decided to take matters into their own hands and for the good of the oppressed sons and daughters of cotton pickers all across this great land…shoot themselves..?

WTF?

Last month this elite squad showed up in Louisville, Kentucky to protest the shooting and killing of Brionna Taylor. In truth, Ms Taylor was indeed an innocent victim of some seriously shabby police work. In the wee hours of the morning the Louisville Metro Police Department, kicked open her apartment door while serving a “no knock” warrant for someone who DID NOT live there.

Aroused from her sleep by the noise Ms Taylor…a paramedic with the Louisville Fire Department…and her boyfriend thought they were being robbed. The boyfriend grabbed a gun and fired at the black clad, unannounced intruders…who promptly returned fire killing Ms Taylor.

As we say in states…this was a cluster fuck…a deadly cluster fuck.

In the spirit of never letting a tragedy go to waste, BLM sprang into action and organized a series of riots…uh sorry again…peaceful protests. At one of these protests the elite militia group known as the Not Fucking Around Coalition showed up fully armed and ready for action.

And action it was! The dumb cunts turned the scene into chaos when one of the dumber cunts in the group accidentally shot another dumb cunt (or himself, accounts vary). This prompted some even dumber cunts in the group to open fire on some other dumb cunts…also in the group…in the mistaken, but completely rational belief that they were under attack by whitey.

Once again can you say cluster fuck?

After the incident BLM…realizing they were in greater danger from their dark skinned allies than they were from their while skinned oppressors…issued a statement denouncing the NFAC, calling them outside interlopers and saying they didn’t want their help.

In a dazzling display of understatement a NFAC spokesman shrugged of the whole incident by saying “…we had a little accident, it happens.”

Since then, not much has been heard from the elite squad of melanin enhanced social justice warriors. They have presumably retreated from the field of battle to regroup and reform. Presumably as an elite suicide squad.

And so I proudly cunt the elite squad of SJWs…the Not Fucking Around Coalition.

foxnews.com/us/louisville-protests-breonna-taylor-armed-protester-accidentlly-shoots-himself

(*Convicted violent offenders cannot legally possess firearms in most states.)

Nominated by General Cuntster

Limp Dumb Leaders

Note to Admin, this is the Hot News of The Day so worthwhile considering for a rapid posting shurely?

LibDem Leaders

Spot the next LibDem Leader (see above) – five in five years so there is always another one behind the one behind transitioning (allegedly). So the membership reaches new lows unlike Tories and Labour so time to ditch the last trans carthorse and saddle up another. Who can remember the last one? I have to go back to dodgy suite of allegations Jeremy Thorpe before any name nudges the old synapses in that field. Oh yes there was Cunt Clegg as well now trousering it at FaceBook.

Current candidates are Sir (WTF did that come from) Ed Who Davey and gender nightmare Leela Moran (WTF is it?)

Latest Hot News – Ed Who gets it and is now standing on a set of LibDem puke yellow front of the cameras delivering the old gracious acceptance to minute applause. Secret of LibDem success – they all seem to go off to luxurious pasture in The Lords, Quangos Various, Top Jobs and Consultancies, Lifetime Members of The Great and The Good despite career defining Balls Ups and Incompetencies.

Oh yes Cunt Yellow, the Color of a Cunt (note the Internationalist Toadying of me spelling). Their local organization is the key, Bring and Buys, Village Hall Fetes, Trans Mothers Groups, Chancing and Infiltration, Liberalization of Drugs and Brasses, Pride Marches, Unrestricted Immigration, ect ect – their Yellow Slime is everywhere.

As a landowner come up against the cunts on a regular basis – gyp*s (note to lily livered admin, the term is fully accepted and used within the kosher travelling community), if gyp*s turn me heritage water meadow into a scrapyard over night it’s the LibDem councillors who bleed their hearts out for them and serve me with bailiffs and injunctions if someone not necessarily known to me goes down there with baseball bats and tyre irons and a crew to burn their arses out of there. Horse laugh is that said “crew” is recruited from other local gyp*s who are sworn enemies of the other lot.

Ticklish situation with me cashola passing through many hands. Simple tale of country life but what to do before Yours Truly is bled dry?

It has been alleged that back handers to the LibDems works wonders. Fancy a peerage? Lord Cunt. Oh yes.

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke

The Rugby not-so-Super League

SUPER LEAGUE Rugby League I would like to give a monumental cunting to Super League What is a predominantly white northern sport mainly played and watched by white northerners, with the resumption of super league a couple of weeks ago i finally watched my first game last weekend Leeds Rhinos v St Helens and low and behold just before kick off i was shocked to see every player on the pitch getting down on their knee to pay tribute to the dead cunt of cunts Chiggun George even though there was only 2 or 3 blue gums on either side, that meant there was about 10 white northerners on each side getting on their knees. What the fuck is happening to our once great country sucking up to the cunting left and snowflake brigade it makes me fucking sick. I immediately switched the game off and will never watch another Super League match ever again i’ve been to numerous Grand Finals and also a World Cup Final but never again, I can’t watch the England Cricket team ever again also because of the same thing, Sadly there aren’t many more sports i can watch although thankfully my home football team is managed by Joey Barton so there is more chance of Global Warming happening than the Fleetwood team getting on their knees as the team is full of white blokes anyway not a single Umbongo in sight. Anyway thats the end of my rantThe world is full of Cuntstain Cunts.

Nominated by Codhead Cunt