It is time this middle class ladies newspaper was cunted for their ambition to turn all of their readers into hypochondriacs. Every day without fail you will find on their website stories like the one I am about to show you. “My wife/husband/son/daughter ignored this “everyday” symptom and now has weeks to live”.

With the GP surgeries in the parlous state they are in, you can only imagine how many of the worried well, are taking appointments for virtually nothing.

Cancer is to the Mail what Labour is to the Mirror and the weather and “Little Maddie” are to the Express, but the Mail’s obsession puts it in a class of it’s own.:-

Daily Fail Story #1.

As if to prove the point, here is yet another one from the same day (16 May 2025):-

Daily Fail Story #2.

Nominated by : W. C. Boggs

Yahoo.

Pity the Everton supporter, invariably having to live in the shadow of his illustrious neighbour. And when it looks like things might be on the up with a brand new stadium ready for next season, alas the club announces that it’s going to be named after a firm of blood-sucking, ambulance chasing spivs. Needless to say, their fans are not best pleased.

Not that I can gloat, having suffered the indignity of St James’ Park being renamed the Sports Direct Arena by our fat cunt of a former owner. And it would be remiss of me not to mention lowly Witton Albion, not for its ground’s current name of Wincham Park, but for it’s previous life as the Bargain Booze Stadium. I shit you not.

So without further ado, I’d like to nominate the following as the three worst named English football grounds:

Third place goes to York City for the LNER Community Stadium. Kick-off is always delayed at York due to leaves on the pitch or the wrong type of snow.

Second place is Bolton Wanderers for the Toughsheet Community Stadium. If the fans aren’t happy with the team’s performance, the management’s attitude is well sorry, toughsheet.

But top of the pile has to be Cheltenham Town, who grace the turf at the EV Charger Points Stadium. Seriously. Let’s hope no match ever goes into Extra Time because the floodlights run out of charge after 90 minutes.

Anyway, back to Everton. I suppose the ‘Hill Dickinson Stadium’ is easier to say than the ‘Had an accident at work? You may be due compensation Arena’.

Do cunters know of anything as bad or worse than my choices?

Nominated by : Geordie Twatt

There are many reasons to nominate the French as cunts but this one hits us right where it hurts.

The French Navy/Border Patrol are handing out life Jackets to the illegal scum crossing the channel (well halfway before our coast guard pick them up)

But, but, but, they are saving lives, yes having a life jacket would help if some cunt falls in the drink, the counter argument is they are Enabling the illegal crossings.
I am sure that somewhere in this story is pressure from the French ‘left’ and NGO’s because virtually all the cunts who drown do so in French waters.

However, anyone who climbs into a rubber boat with 60 other cunts with or without a life jacket is doing so at their own risk and it isn’t anyone else’s responsibility to ensure their safety.

Why not just put the cunts on P&O, that would smash the gangs, no customers no business 😂

GB news

Nominated by sick of it.

Fronted by their busy body old woman, frizzy haired “founder” Jocelyn Whatshisface, the GLP are seeking to overturn common sense that only women can be real women and men in drag, like Mr. Izzard, cannot and are not. That doesn’t suit the old poofter so they have started a public appeal (and it is doing very nicely – British cunts still have more money than sense, to have biology overturned.

If duckie Jocelyn thinks he is right and the Supreme Court is wrong why doesn’t the old quare put his money where his mouth is

Good Law Project.

Nominated by : W. C. Boggs

Move over, Katie Price.

This … creature … is part of the same species as you are, cunter, ..who has taken cosmetic surgery to the Nth degree in the pursuit of – get this – ‘artistic expression’. Of course there are a lot of cunts out there out-uglying each other in the pursuit of notice. There was the cunt who had his tongue bisected at one stage for example. So, .. as usual, some other cunt appears on the scene willing to go one further, .. and in this case lop the old schnozz off. Yup.

2000AD aficionados might remember Feek the Freek. There’s also the victim from Se7en that symbolised ‘pride’.

What’s scarier than someone so clearly mentally ill being accepted by a surgeon, is that she (or ‘it’) has tens of thousands of online followers. A percentage of which are wanking over the likes, presumably. None of YOU lot, once exposed to the horror, hopefully.

Yuck.

Daily Fail.

Nominated by : Cuntemall