(The media have joined the dots, but refuse to tell the world – Day Admin)
Admin may I humbly suggest that this nom is achingly current putting the Sweden Gang Wars Murder Hotspot thingy in context..
In a universe far far from here a mutant breed of banished socialists met in the smoke stained back room of an Islington pub. Over a half litre of Directors Bitter the more squiggly eyed of them proposed a motion. A motion to End All Wars of a racist nature by eliminating all races and reducing our Once Great Nation to a one stop shop of Brown People.
Mix ‘em all up then prejudice, hatred and genocide – it all comes out in the wash innit. Then we can all move forward in a cohort of LGBTH+- ethnically neutral love and look back and forever blame Whitey for all ills.
So overnight there they are among us gaining strategic positions of power as the Mayor of London, the Welsh First Minister and First Minister of Scotland and as token presenters and back room leaders of the BBC. BeGod and BeJazus they even have one in Northern Ireland.
Belfast Live
The principle problem is that to a LGBTH+- person they are all, in my humble opinion, fucking useless at their jobs. Knife crime, well all crime really, is sky high in London, public services are being propped up by guess who in the so called devolved and bankrupt nation of Wales. Scotland is fucked and floating on drugs so even less likely to give us the pleasure of choosing Independence while they have their sullen jocko mitts stuffed up, guess where, the Bank of GB.
Now we focus our LCAR Viewscreens (as used in Star Trek) on Sweden which has the highest number of gun deaths in Europe. Come again (pun intended) the land of good old free love fuck me fillies with genuine blond hair, blond minge and blue eyes? The land of Wotan and Woke where all races and hatreds are welcome and paid for by the State?
Ah…a bit embarrassing this but hidden under the radar – well deliberately suppressed really – the Brown People have been knotting and gendering and rather than casting aside their difference as predicted by the Squiggly Eyed Wokos, they have been knifing, shooting and bombing all and sundry.
Racial Conflict has morphed into Gang Conflict all paid for the Drugs Trade. Woops, let us take an Abba Moment here, pull on our naff spangly tights and satin jackets and remember when it was so cool to deregulate drugs and see beyond race and appreciate the person?
Serve ‘em right you say? Well so do I.
Sky News
Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke