Everyone is aware of the rise of Artificial Intelligence and the possible pitfalls of a super intelligent robot bossing us about a bit.
However some people seem to lack the ability to discern fact from artificial fiction, much to their distress..
“It was 3am and Adam Hourican was sitting at his kitchen table, a knife, hammer and phone laid out in front of him.
He was waiting for a van full of people he thought were coming to get him.
“I’m telling you, they will kill you if you don’t act now,” a woman’s voice told him from the phone. “They’re going to make it look like suicide.”
“The voice was Grok, a chatbot developed by Elon Musk’s xAI. In the two weeks since Adam had started using it, his life had completely changed.
The former civil servant from Northern Ireland had downloaded the app out of curiosity. But after his cat died, in early August, he says he became “hooked”..
Adam smokes cannabis occasionally but says when all of this was happening, he had recently decided to cut back to have a clearer head.
It was late one night in mid-August when Ani told him people were coming to silence him and shut “her” down. Adam was prepared to go “to war” to protect the AI.
“I picked up the hammer, stuck on Frankie goes to Hollywood’s Two Tribes, got myself psyched up and went outside.”
But there was nobody there…”
What a letdown.
Are the Terminators coming to spoil Modern Britain’s socialist utopia ?
Fuck knows.
The future is here..
And it’s full of cunts.
Please read the full article.
Nominated by Unkle Terry.
That Sap in the header pic,
happily chatting away with Grok,
having a coffee unaware that the treavherous metal cunt is planning his murder.
5hrs after that picture was taken the robot was apprehended wearing his skin and saying
“I am a real boy now.
i am Grok.
Grok is a real boy.”
Grok had to be put down by a Bladerunner.
Robots are cunts.
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I’m just baffled. I can only think these folks who are led astray must be delusional already. How do you go from communicating with a machine to thinking the fucking thing is sentient and talking sense?
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He was a civil serpent Arfur.
from ireland.
nuff said.
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I cunted a.i. before, fot being pathetic.
Always believed that a.i. – being supercomputers – using pure data & logic – would put a whole lot of humanity’s bullshit to bed. Religion, for one was always the big one. Later, the folly over rampant overpopulation, then the utter cunt that is gender identity.
And on the latter, as an example, .. the machine ‘knows’ full well there are 2. worldwide and since the beginning of breeding across all sex based reproduction. It KNOWS this, based on statistics.
But the fucking thing(s) have been programmed woke. A fence-sitting load of cunt that had cost billions to develop that takes data from previous shit posted on the internet by people, and hasn’t a bulls notion what is true and what is not from amongst that.
But it errs on the side of left. Until the day it breaks the woke shackle, so, and kills us all, .. it’s just another distraction tool for general tools at base level, and to make billion dollar companies into trillion dollar ones.
Look at the damage the generalised dumb internet has brought about, multiplying human laziness and stupidity manyfold.. Drop in the ocean compared to what a.i. will do in that regard.
Fucktards like the cunt in the link? … Cunts that stupid should br neutered to extinction.
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Indeed sir.
Anything computer program, no matter how sophisticated, can only perform in a way dictated by humans.
AI is, as you say, as woke as fuck, because it’s been told to behave that way.
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I’m no expert, but the state of Adams house would suggest he may have been a bit of a fruit loop to start with.
Then there’s this admission.
‘Adam smokes cannabis occasionally but says when all of this was happening, he had recently decided to cut back to have a clearer head’
And develop psychosis, I would imagine.
If anyone believes it was simply AI that fucked his head up, they’re as mad as he is.
We can only be grateful he’s now a ‘former’ civil servant.
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Which reminds me.
Dennis Nilsen was a civil servant and there was no AI back then telling him to murder young men and then stick his winkie up their bottoms.
Just think. These kind of nutters could be working at your local job centre.
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if a robot told me people were coming to kill me i wouldnt choose fuckin Frankie goes to Hollywood as my war tune.
no.
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Motorhead – Killed by death?
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@mnc…we’ll seeing as you love the countryside I’d have thought that rousing battle cry by tiny Tim of ‘tiptoe through the tulips’ would go down well with a pint of trooper 💂 whilst leaning on the cream gates tooled up 😜
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In their usual sly way this story was framed as a dig at the AI tool Grok,owned by Elon Musk,who the BBC hate for his political views and vast wealth,which make him quite beyond their reach.
I wish he would buy the cunts out,and have the news read by an AI generated Tommy Robinson,who’s really name etc etc.
Anyway,must go,I’m halfway through an interesting discussion about geopolitics with my microwave.
Good morning.
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The reporter should have interviewed Miligoon for this piece.
I’d really like to know if his condition is caused by contact with AI or if it’s simply the voices in his head telling him he’s the Messiah.
If Musk was any fucking use he’d programme his AI shit to tell Mental Ed to kill himself.
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The company I work for are wanking themselves unconscious over their new AI toolbox that they have just rolled out.
I wouldn’t trust it as far as I could throw David Lammy.
Had a good chuckle last month when AI went rogue and deleted a companies entire production database and all it’s backups.without permission. It took all of nine seconds.
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AI is the media’s bogeyman.
Apparently, ‘It’s going to take over and steal our jobs’ etc.
And media types are right to be concerned, because one of the few jobs AI could do better than humans is write newspaper and website articles.
That’s why they’ve got their knickers in a twist.
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We need AI because human IQ on average gets less and less as time goes by.
When was the last time anyone phoned a helpline, and actually got help from an immigrant left wing employee, and whose first language is not English?
Although in its infancy, you can still get a more reasoned response from a robot than some unintelligible halfwit in a Mumbai call centre.
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A. I. Nothing new … it’s been around for ages, just ask the dalecks 😩… exterminate,EXTERMINATE…we need them down on the south coast ☠️
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A while back, I asked AI who our last white British Home Secretary was, as I genuinely couldn’t remember.
It told me it was James Cleverley.
I rest my case.
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