word CUNT

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is a cunt.

It is with heavy heart that I feel I must put forward the word CUNT as being a cunt. Not in every scenario, CUNT has done us proud over the years.

But alas has failed miserably in describing this ‘beyond CUNT’ PM we have.

I can’t even type his name without wanting to scoop my eyes out with a spoon, so will just provide a link to see if any of the more attuned cunters on these hallowed pages can bring justice to the word CUNT.

bbcnews

Nominated by DryItchyCunt.

94 thoughts on “word CUNT”

  2. I had cause to fuckin swear last week and loudly too. The people in the flat upstairs have moved out and a pair of Paki cunts have moved in. They have their window open and jabber constantly and loudly as well as banging pots and stinking the place out with curry, constant noise and communication by shouting well after 10.30pm. Trying to sleep, I’d had enough
    SHUT UP!!!
    SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
    FUCKING BASTARDS, FUCK OFF!!!
    SHUT UP!!!
    FUCKING CUNTS – FUCK OFF!!!
    It went quiet and has been ever since, for know.
    How long before the race card is pulled I wonder.

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    • yes he kept the death count in the low hundreds to become king of England.
      An you only got beheaded for treachery.

      we wont see his like again.
      a foreigner on the throne.

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  4. Swearing is all in the delivery.
    its not so much the word its the venom its said with.

    My top swearers

    1 Bernard manning
    2 steve jones (sex pistols)
    3 Farmer Jim (Brassic)

    its a artform.

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    • True that. My favourite opening to a film is Full Metal Jacket where the Gunnery Sergeant is dressing down the recruits. Its a masterclass in swearing and originality. I think I’m right in saying R. Lee Ermey was a Marine Sergeant in real life and did the whole thing in one or two takes.

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  5. True story (for once):
    I was doing the weekly shopping this morning and there was a bloke in the freezer aisle jabbering into his phone thus – ‘It’s not my fault you cunt, there’s just a load of fucking chicken nuggets and they’re all fucking shit’.

    Now that’s the sort of language I’d expect from Morrisons’ clientele.

    But I was in Sainsburys.

    Dear me, what is the world coming to?

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      • One in Shetland too.

        Hey maybe that’s the explanation for Geordie’s surname LL, he’s really a Scotsman pretending to be English!

      • Probably like the Wickerman film, arfur, lots of funny goings on.

        The kingdom is rife with funny and rude place names. Imagine having an address in Bell End or Fingeringhoe.

      • I happen to know Bell End and Wyre Piddle a few miles south of there LL. Farther west in the village of Knockin the local store proudly displays a big sign; “The Knockin Shop.” I think also I’d be a bit uncomfortable having an address on Clitterhouse Road.

      • To be honest Mis I was going to Aldi but all the spaces in the car park were taken by XL Bullies.

  7. So the mandy files, reveal what we already knew..
    A massive cabal of cunts, without an original idea in their peanut sized brains.

    And he thought Wes streaking was an hysterical poʻof going through a mid life crisis..
    Wes’s mum won’t be happy to hear that..

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    • This nomination is just another excuse to have a go at our prime minister who isn’t the sort to make a lot of noise but who is quietly working to improve the lives of ordinary British people.

      Would you prefer Boris Johnson, or Liz Truss? Come on now, be honest, and give credit where credit is due.

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      • He makes a hell of a lot of (sexy) noise when Ukranian bum boys are going at his loose arse hammer and tongs.
        Or should I say hammer and sickle?

      • Trouble is Allan, he may be working to improve the lives of ordinary Brits but he’s failing.

      • Evening arfur…Starmer, like most politician filth, aren’t working to help Brits; entirely the opposite, in fact.
        Pọof Starmer is on record stating she’d choose Davos over Westminster.
        She should be charged with treason alongside Blair.
        The WEF will doubtless manufacture a scandal to oust and replace her once she’s outlived her usefulness.

      • I’m trying really hard, but I cannot think of one single improvement in the last two years.
        But then again, I’m a working, married, middle aged white male, so I’m probably asking too much.

      • Indeed F.M.

        In fact I thought so hard about it that I took early retirement and decided to fuck the lot of them.

        I’d much rather please myself than in any way prop up the shitweasels and simpering faggóts than now seemingly control the country’s destiny.

        I respect any persons that continue to work hard and plough on regardless however..

        But I’d had enough.

        Your health sir.

      • Cunt still works for me.

        Preferably prefixed by vile, smelly, useless or suchlike.

        Overheard a gentleman the other day saying to someone, ” She’s a fucking nasty cunt ! ” 👍😃

        Bravo 👏👏

        As for Starmer and co and the Liberal Establishment, they’re not working for the white working class, they’ve written us off, we’re not breeding enough and are treated as a lost cause.

        They’re working for the immigrant and re entry to the EU.

        The policy is firmly embedded, just view the Henry Nowak arrest video.

        An absolute fucking disgrace.

        Don’t think we’ll see footballers, politicians or that fat unfunny cunt Dawn French taking the knee for Henry.

        Fuck them all.

        Time for a fucking good clear out.

        It’s coming.

        Good morning 👍

      • At least the innocent looking Ms Truss was somewhat easy on the eye and has a likely very eager cunt.

        Current PM has a higher pitched voice and is averse to cunt, preferring the company of questionable lords and young Ukranians.

  9. Just watched GB news, they have showed the police footage of Henry Novak dying whilst sympathising with his paki murderer…!

    CIVIL WAR…!

    DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT
    🇬🇧✝️🔥☠️☠️☠️☠️

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  10. The problem I have is why a noun that refers to the pretty,fragrant erotic delight hidden between a lady’s legs is used as foul swear word.
    Why should I call some odious 💩 like Zac Polanski such a thing?
    Cunt has the reputation of being the most offensive word in the English language. However it’s far too lenient when describing someone like Bliar for example but it’s the best we can do.
    Any other suggestions?

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