is a cunt.
It is with heavy heart that I feel I must put forward the word CUNT as being a cunt. Not in every scenario, CUNT has done us proud over the years.
But alas has failed miserably in describing this ‘beyond CUNT’ PM we have.
I can’t even type his name without wanting to scoop my eyes out with a spoon, so will just provide a link to see if any of the more attuned cunters on these hallowed pages can bring justice to the word CUNT.
Nominated by DryItchyCunt.
I’ve never typed a persons name who has become a nonentity to me. I normally attempt an anagram of their name, or another one of ridicule. The one I’ve been using lately for this cunt is the twats own in reverse. Remrats. It seems fitting to me until the rat clears off around September, which personally would be a nice birthday present.
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If we don’t use cunt I think Motherfucker would be a good alternative. It certainly sums up the likes of Streeting and the other quares that infest the Labour party. I loathe Starmer but Burnham is proving to be even worse with his rictus grin and entitlement.
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Cunt is my favourite word.
it still has bite.
lots of swear words are toothless now.
But cunt still delivers.
my second favourite is n#gger
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Morn. Mis.
I think darkle is a more derogatory term, due to the black cunts are using nlgger amongst themselves.
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Rastus is my favourite innit bro.
Plural rastii.
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morning Sammy👍
dark key , moon cricket,
pubehead, i enjoy them all.
yes, they call each other the N word, but act all shocked if whitey uses it.
hypocrites.
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The N word is good for the Nonentity saying and according to Ricky Gervais, we gave it to them.
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Fotze, or flange cracks it for me.
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It still has that ringing clarity about it that other swear words fail to match.
If cunt isn’t appropriate for some reason then I favour faggót.
“Those cunts in Westminster are a bunch of faggóts”..perfect.
Good morning.
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Good nom. The English language just doesn’t have the words to describe Starmer.
The new national anthem as sung by sports fans for example, namely ‘Starmer is a wanker’, is woefully inadequate. You could apply the entire lexicon of Anglo-Saxon 4-lettered monosyllables to Rodney and they would still not convey the true level of hatred the country has for him.
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If i could describe Starmer in
one word itd be ‘flaccid’
or ‘impotent’.
Hes aged 20 years since becoming PM.
doubt he,ll live to the end of his term.
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True enough, ‘flaccid’ is a pretty good word for a bloke who couldn’t get a shag off Bonnie Blue.
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Just put an S on the end and you have a very, very high proportion of the UK population that are this for putting up with the disgraceful and systematic destruction of the country whilst doing absolutely nothing…and tooly and his travelling freak show wreak havoc knowing this😩…this 🏳️🌈 has replaced this 🇬🇧
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piss off.
Dont hear that much nowadays eh?
its weak as piss now.
shit.
united are shit
graffiti on wall,
bit crap nowadays.
but
“your grannys a cunt”
thatd get a reaction.
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Great nom.
Two Kweer’s seemingly bottomless (excuse the play on words) cuntitudinousness should be a source of national embarrassment. However, most of the western world is now led by worthless marxist fuckers so his particularly shitness seems somewhat less remarkable.
The left are dogshit on the shoes of working man. They get everywhere, making everything brown and stinking. Fuck off.
Good morning, everyone.
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Lefty types get upset by words the most.
when your working class banter is part of your working day
” aw you daft cunt Dave its back in the van”
” fuck me pete, you fuckin midget ,here ill get it”
no intent, see?
no malice,
banter.
Leftys would storm off.
straight to HR.
file a complaint and have to see a therapist.
try it.
scientific trial.
say to a lefty
” i fucked your mam up the shitter an she loved it the filthy cunt.”
Theyll go bananas.
dont do banter see?
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Hamshank terminology for a wrong’un, is too crude for my liking. Take mother F for instance. They want locking up after a good hiding from their own mother. The Canadians shithouse is what I call them.
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Although i must admit i like the italian americans use of the epitaph
‘Cocksucker’
those goodfella types use it.
that rat fuck
that cocksucker
hes gonna get whacked.
I think thats charming.
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How about URB instead? Short for Ukrainian Rentboy Bummer.
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I favour twat over cunt, preferably prefixed with something like
Utter
Total
Useless
Especially when in reference to 2TK.
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Cunt is a flexible word but some people like the unmentionable PM and the Blair beast surpass the word with levels of cuntishness that boggle the mortal mind.
Perhaps between us we can find a list of prefix’s or suffixes that we reserve for the cunts that excel.
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Spanish swear words are generally inventive.
¡Que coñazo!
What a cunt.
For best results insult someone’s relatives. Especially their dead relatives.
¡Me cago en tus muertos!
I shit on your dead ancestors.
Good morning everyone.
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Can you still insult the Spanish by shouting at waiters
Oi Pedro, over here mate.
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Yes you can.
You will be rewarded with a thick dollop of phlegm in your paella….. And chips.
As in every restaurant, it’s probably best to hold back on the insults until you have eaten and drank what you came for.
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Full English mate 😂
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With a pint of ‘Nelson’ to wash it down at 09:30.
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Maybe it’s just around here, but we never use cunt to describe a woman, other than a nice bit of.
Cunt is exclusively used for an utterly detestable bloke. I can’t ever recall hearing “she’s a cunt”, it just doesn’t fit.
Wanker is good, it’s sums up Starmers abilities and demeanour, but cunt, that’s sums up the entirety of the man.
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My wife’s friend Ruth is a cunt!
Can’t wait to show the missus that one later. 😄.
In real life, I find the spoken prefix/adjective ‘bastard’ to be a nice litte condiment to ‘cunt’, at the end of a long string of no-no words …. ‘the this, that and the other bastard-cunt(s)’.
Give it a try the next time you have – for example – a canvasser annoying you .. the lyimg, useless bastard-cunts can’t quick-walk away fast enough after the likes of that..
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I suppose to his face, you could call him a wrist job without getting yourself arrested.
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I remember my ex wife bursting into tears because she’d had a written warning for calling her female subordinate a cunt. Mind you she also called me and the dog a cunt as well.
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I’d phrase that .. “for pointing-out that her subordinate is a cunt” .
Tell you what : I prefer a scanario like that where your missus deals with cunts at source, upfront … pity the poor husbands in scenarios where nothing is said or done about the elsewhere cunts, but HE has to listen about them when the ball & chain gets home from work or wherever ..
Some of the poor cunts ; getting laid might even depends on feigning giving-a-shit… 😄
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You’ve never met my ex,Fatjon.
She is one horrible whore of a cunt.
Believe me.
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Almost all politicians are cunts, so Starmer has to stand out somehow, even the big hall is is called the House of Cunts.
Starmer is an Ubercunt, a cunts beyond cunts, the most disliked PM ever with a massive majority, will he go, probably to be replace by something even worse.
Then we are really fucked, can we have an Uber-ubercunt 😂
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cunts non binary.
you can call men, women and children cunts
babies even.
your babies a bald cunt
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That’s pretty tame, really, though. Hair will generally grow forth on a newborn.
‘That baby’s an ugly little cunt’ has more of an effect, I often find …
Unless your example was uttered in the paediatric oncology ward, that is 😳
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How about beard master, rent boy rimmer? Anything been in the MSM about that?
I thought not, morning all.
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Dickhead, nobhead, bellend, all are appropriate, but cunt always comes on top.
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A bold nomination, DryItchyCunt.
How about we use “Mandelson”* as a substitute – a word so disgustingly revolting that it is beyond definition?
For example, that cunt Mandelson is a right Mandelson.
🖕
* Plural Mandelsi.
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What people don’t like the most is to be belittled and that’s why I stand by the noun darkle being the key word, because it goes back along way from the time they spent in the jungle.
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Starmbot is a total and utter one
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Who recalls the AIDS epidemic?
Or “Arse Injected Death Sydrome” to quote the Archbishop of Canterbury in 1985.
Mild swearing turned into black humour.
Particularly British.
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Africa In Deep Shit
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“You cock!” Is another good one. Also Cock being a surname along with;
Hiscock.
Hercock,
Adcock,
Allcock,
Highcock,
Lowcock,
& many more. No cunts here, just cocks.
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‘Cockburn’ is a real, genuine, real surname.
Olivia too skinny now but I’d ‘a done her in her ‘House’ days Wilde … was born into a Cockburn’ clan….. and when I was a kid, I always wondered why old RTE newsreader Don Cockburn (as per credits) was always referred to as Co-burn.
Why spell it cockburn and not coburn was my 🤷
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Cockburn’s Port. – A classis ad from the 1970’s.
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Old Matt hand on his cock
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Pick your favourite old English derogatory term..😂
https://www.artofmanliness.com/character/advice/50-old-fashioned-insults-we-should-bring-back/
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I like nigmenog, for the misinterpretation value.
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Lady Victoria, Deaths Head on a Mop Stick …🤣
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ive swore most of my life.
its my hobby.
I can rein it in for customers but its always boiling under the surface.
some say it shows a distinct lack of vocabulary
.i say go fuck yourself you foureyed twat.
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I never had much time for women that used four letter expletives. It was quite rare from what I can remember. Never met one with Tourette’s Syndrome though, that would certainly have given me a chuckle. Of course it’s commonplace for the ladies to swear like troupers today, but a woman using the word cunt in vulgar form, other than in a joke can cause quite a reaction, especially from other females.
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I personally wouldn’t ever knowingly hire a tradesman that didn’t swear like fuck. There’ll be an extra twenty quid bonus if they say anything racist to me too.
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you look like a chinkey
you cocksucker.
please send the £20 cheque to-
Miserable Northern cunt
Arm the High peak charitable foundation,
North West
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British banter at its best.
YouTube
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The clue’s in the nom.
If cunt, like most other profanities these days, is losing its potency it should be replaced by the ubiquitous ‘starmer’
As in ‘Get to fuck, you thieving starmer’ when in Liverpool.
Or perhaps ‘She’s a challenging starm’ when talking about Miranda Hart’.
Or even ‘His mother caught him starming over pictures of his sister’ when talking about the piss-artist formerly known as Prince (Andrew).
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Talking of cunts, the second lot of Mandelson papers are released today. The Peter Files, as we might call them.
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I’ve always thought Starmer was more of a twat than a cunt. Can’t we mix them together just for him? Twnt, Cwat, Tunt etc. The twat.
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Twunt
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i doubt Kier will live to see christmas
He looks like a man wanting to be put out of his misery.
a grey joyless husk.
last 2 years has nearly killed him
The Labour party should do the decent thing and drown him in a bucket.
hed be happier.
Then install a fresh crank in number 10.
maybe that wetmouthed spastic milliband.
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