Greta Thunberg [20]


Little Miss Spasticus is a suicidal cunt, One has to admire her portrayed innocence and naiveity but to travel to Gaza on a boat that the IDF has said, er, perhaps don’t bother just seems like a waste of her vulnerable mong appeal.

The Guardian Link

Although like any unflushable, unkillable cockroach I suspect she may end up somehow surviving the sinking of her junk ship and keep cropping up in similar unlikely stories.

Gotta admire her conviction I suppose, the little minxy cunt.

Nominated by: Cunt of the Isles

Seconded by: Odin

I would like to second this cunting of Greta the root vegetable

Playing silly games with the IDF was never going to end well. Particularly as all she was interested in was some more publicity…for Greta.

The selfie yacht and it’s crew of self righteous fuckwits have now been taken to Israel and Greta has been deported (Hurrah!), hopefully with a warning that if we ever see your stupid fucking face again, we will shoot first and ask absolutely no questions later.

Dawn French [3]


You all know by now that she posted a busybody video lately about something that’s fuck all to do with her. Of course these days every cunt, no matter how vacuous, has a right to their opinion, so .. upload an opinion she did.

Having seen the pathetic thing, I can say she really did appear to be batting for one particular side(as per subsequent
controversy) but without any sign of an iota of genuine sincerity whatsoever, to my eye at least.

No. What it came across as was an unspontaneous pre-prepared way of ‘styling’ a popular current outlook with a certain wording structure. Say a thing, then say ‘no’ in a contradictory reference to same with facial expressions denoting empathy or something. Then say another thing, pause for a dramatic second or two, do the ‘no’ bit again. And repeat yet again. And again.

To what end I don’t know. Clicks? Upticks? Or did she think this was to be the breakthrough posting that would end the fucking goings-on over yonder?

She certainly didn’t dig-in defending her ‘points’ when some contrary backlash arose. Not one bit. Jumped on the fence post haste. Metaphorically at least ; It’d want to be some reinforced actual fence to take the strain of her jumping thereupon.

Before today I was marginally aware of the unfunny cunts existence, but indifferent on any level TO it. After seeing the video and then her subsequent statement rowing ALL the way back to the boathouse afterwards… I will for the rest of my days think of her as a cunt. Although I will try to not think about her at all after the nom has been and gone.

Ask me about MY hot topic, and you will first and foremost hear anger about it, swearing aplenty and not for one second doubt my stated diatribe. And if admonished about the tone of same, I will fucking double down. That’s how I can see no underlying giving a real shit in her carrying on.

Here’s a link about it. Just typing dawn french video into the google will bring up various links to the video itself. Her deletion of same was a tad too late to bury it forever. I was initially linking Sky instead, but this Cornwall page goes way more unto it than the big network detailing the backpeddling retraction statement.

Cornwall Live.

Nominated by : Cuntemall

Nadiya Hussain [3]


Oh dear, what can the matter be?. Entitled Asian woman who cooks a bit and has done for ten years on the BBC (of course) has had her series discontinued,

Well many programmes have come and gone, but this case is different, because, apparently, according to La Hussain the BBC don’t support “Muslim women like me”.

As if!

I suspect the simple truth is she has had ten years, numerous series, and viewing figures have dropped off – nothing more, nothing less, but of course, being what she is, there has to be some sinister motive against the poor little downtrodden bissom:-

Daily Fail.

Nominated by : W. C. Boggs

Freda Jackson


“Ms. Jackson”

I am sorry I can’t give you this dear ladies first name, as we have not been vouchsafed it – a pity because if she had we could have had her name engraved on a silver rose bowl, as she would win the title of the most stupid, ignorant, entitled old bag of the week.

This shrivelled up old lovely saved up her pension money with a friend to have a holiday in Spain, which they had. But it was ruined for her – by Spaniards!.

Ms. Jackson feels that Spaniards should holiday abroad when she takes herself off there.

“I cried” she said. So did I, dear, from anger and laughter at your sense of entitlement.

Express News Link

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

With an assist from Sam Beau

it`s Freda, Boggsy.

Octopus Energy


I would like to nominate these wankers for a eco unfriendly cunting. I went with my current supplier five years ago. Lo and behold an email drops from these twats demanding a sum in the teens demanding payment. Fuck off thinks I, it’s a scam. A few days later another one drops telling me that county court judgement is being considered. Right, log on to current supplier asks how long I have been with you? Answers me and asks what is the date on the alleged debt? None says I. Likely a scam says staffer.

Ring Octopus, get some dozy twat go through what my contention is, that no date was sent for the alleged charges, oh our mistake.
Well says I, you send a letter with a bill, I will write a cheque and post it back to you. Oh pay it online, not a chance you fuck with me, I fuck you around too.

Needless to say, no letter from them. I guess I shall be ringing some cunt further up the food chain come Monday. Wankers.

BBC News. (Related link from Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by : CuntyMort