Wayne Rooney is a cunt,

Of course, we all know this, but the potato headed gimp has reached new levels of cuntitude. Rooney recently said, “Firstly I think the Glazers have done a fantastic job. They signed me in 2004 so they’ve been at the club for 20 years now and I think they’ve always allowed the managers to bring in the players that they want.”

First of all, he is thick as pigshit. The Glazers took over the club in 2005. Months after Rooney was signed. So that shows his stupidity. And as for his comments on the ‘fantastic’ American carpetbaggers, I have just this to say…

Fuck off, you spud faced, brain dead, clap riddled, wig wearing scouse cunt.

Daily Star

Nominated by: Norman

Here we go again with the Peacefuls who seemingly are allowed to dictate blasphemy law in the UK, where it doesn’t exist in British Law.

Another school in West Yorkshire not to far from the Batley Grammar where the teacher who dared to explore the issues around religion in a religious studies class is still in hiding has become the centre of another ‘incident’

To summarise, a teenager lost a game and his forfeit was to bring a copy of the Quran into school and read the text, for whatever reason the book became slightly damaged, much less than most text books as I remember from my school days.

Bring in the big guns, a councillor (peaceful) so religious leader (looks like a fucking Taliban), a policeman, to pass judgement on the kid whose mother was summoned to the meeting. ‘This is a hate crime’ from the policeman, but not the death threats to the kid, the religious cunt ‘we will not tolerate bla, bla, bla.

The poor mother being bullied by these cunts should have had some representation also had to wear a headscarf because the meeting was in a mosque made to almost beg for forgiveness.

What should have happened.
The head teacher should have said.
The book is book, it may have been slightly damaged but it wasn’t done in front of anyone Muslim as provocation, there is no such thing as blasphemy in the UK, it could have easily been a bible or any other religious text, it makes no difference.
All those giving death threats should be arrested and charged and any further incitement to violence against the boy will be reported to the police.

Give an inch to these cunts and it’s one step closer to sharia law

Spiked Online

Nominated by Sick of it.

I was watching a YouTube documentary about how certain villages in Africa (primarily Ethiopia) deal with cursed babies/children (Everyone needs a hobby – NA).

If a child is born and its top teeth develop before its lower teeth the village elders degree it is cursed and must be taken from its mother and killed (either drowned, beheaded or left in the wild to be eaten by animals)

If mothers resist then they too are killed along with their cursed child/children.

This practice has been going on under the media radar for decades and it really is utterly barbaric and cruel beyond belief.

The Ethiopian government has tried to ban this evil practice but it still continues because the elders resort to closed-shop tactics when government officials come snooping round their villages.

Not only do cursed kids end up brutally murdered but the women of the various tribes are treated like shit, often beaten, raped and forced to work even if they’re heavily pregnant, injured or not at all well.

As I mentioned earlier, the media appear to be totally oblivious to these horrid practices. Or if they do know about it they’re not making much effort to let the world know about it and put pressure on the governments in question to work hard on banning this form of witchcraft.

Moreover, our liberal Woke overlords aren’t too keen on unwrapping this can of worms because I would guess it’s bordering on a racial thing. But it would be interesting if the likes of Lenny Henry, Stormzy and David Lammy spoke out about this, especially the cunts at the Guardian.

These cunts also reckon Africa is/was the cradle of civilisation!

They can’t blame white privilege, slavery or colonialism – this is definitely an African thing. But where is the outrage?

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Nominated by : Technocunt

A Tonight’s the Night (for talking shite) and extremely unpopular (to some cunters) cunting for this stupid old twat.

Not content with behaving like a fascistic bellend with regards the Covid vaccine over the last couple of years, accusing the unpoked of being “killers” among other such charming, ill informed, ridiculous insults, this crooning past its sell by date sweaty sock has waded into something else he likely knows little or fuck all about either – the Ukraine and Russia conflict.

In a recent interview, old Rodders, was quick to signal his virtue by informing us how he’s “supported Ukraine for years”, flies Ukraine flags and has a penchant for wearing blue and yellow suits on stage during his concerts.

Not only that but Rodney also wagged his finger at the UK’s most recently unelected leader, Rishi Sunak telling him he’d better send some F-16 fighter jets over to Zelenskyy and pretty sharpish because civilization as we know it depends upon it.

Now correct me if I’m wrong but I could swear that the UK doesn’t have any F-16 jets to send over there even if it wanted to. (I could be wrong on this and certainly don’t mind being corrected)

Stick to model trainsets or impersonating Charlie Mullins you irrelevant old cunt or better still – fuck off over to Kiev (or Kyiv) and serenade Olena Zelenskyy while Joe Biden repeatedly sniffs and gropes her.

Her husband won’t mind as long as there’s a few million quid in it for him and he’ll probably have a quick wank while he looks on.

Invite Xi PingPong and Putin over as well. It’ll be a blast.

Fuck off.

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Nominated by: Herman Jelmet

(More Virtue Signalling here. Day Admin –  Mirror News Link )

I’m starting to get a bit miffed by Premium Bonds. Something’s not quite right.

The wife and I bought an equal number of bonds a while ago. ERNIE, the electronic thingy that chooses the winning numbers, supposedly operates on the basis of purely random selection, meaning that each bond has a separate and equal chance of winning.

That being the case, perhaps NS&I could explain why in the last four months the wife has netted a not to be sneezed at £725 in winnings, whereas I’ve had to settle for a nice round sum; the thin end of the square root of fuck all to be precise.

As if the unfairness wasn’t bad enough in itself, I’ve also got to tolerate the wife’s barely contained glee as she tells me that I should be happy for her.

Of course I might win a grand next month or the month after. But until that happens, I’ll go with the notion that my head says it’s kosher, but my heart says it’s somehow a fix, and that some numbers have more chance than others for some reason.

Come on ERNIE you electronic cockhead; where the fuck’s my share?

Bah humbug. Life’s just so unfair sometimes.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

(There will be calls that PBs are racist and homophobic etc. Day Admin)